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Robots, did you get that GED yet?
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Got it like 2 years ago. It's served fuck all purpose, I'm still a NEET
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>>37362660
nope never getting it. no point.
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>>37362660
Dropped out with a whopping 1.7 gpa. A GED is nowhere in sight for me

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Are there any musicians on /r9k/? If so, what do you play?
I mainly play piano, guitar, and flute. I kind of play bass and banjo.
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>>37362234
I'm bumping my own thread. It is a bump that'll work.
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>>37362234
i don't want to talk about it because it makes me identifiable.
but yes, i am here.
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I play saxophone, Cello, bass and flute, with a little bit of piano self taught for arrangements etc.

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>cook chicken breast and eat it the day of making it, tastes amazing
>put leftover in fridge for next day
>take leftover out and microwave it and eat it
>chicken tastes disgusting and feel like throwing up

WHY I JUST WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE SO FUCKING BAD.
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>>37361841
Eat some rice, nigger, it tastes good even if you're a picky motherfucker and it makes you feel full so you don't eat more food.
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>>37361841
tfw havent eaten the calories im suppossed to eat today
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>>37361841
Niggah drink a shit ton of water. It wont take the weight off quick but over time itll do the trick.

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Question for robots born in 1995-1997(cusp of Millennials and Gen Z).

Do you associate your childhood more closely with Millennial things like Blockbuster, Jimmy neutron, Yu gi oh, PS1, PS2, N64, Drake and Josh, Pokemon Gens 1-3, Gorillaz, Discman, Malcolm in the middle, Cyberchase, Tamagotchi, Osmosis Jones, original Ben 10(came out in 2005 so it barely slips in), Kim Possible, and having crushes on Avril lavigne, Britney spears, Jenny wakeman, and the Dark magician girl?

Or Gen Z things like streaming movies on Netflix, CN Real, Hannah Montana, PS3, Wii, Xbox 360, Bakugan, The Dark knight, Pokemon Gens 4-6, Justin Bieber, Twilight, Chowder, Marvelous misadventures of Flapjack, Adventure Time, Silly bandz, and having crushes on Justin bieber, Harry styles, and "qt thick traps" - NOT girls, because Vice told you it was "hip" and "cool" to be homosexual?
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1996 Here.
Definitely Millenial things. Had a PS2, watched Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network every day.
Powerpuff girls, Samurai Jack, Courage the dog. Good times.
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>>37361798
out of those lists probably millennial, but I skipped a large amount of pop culture. I remember and interacted better with gen z things, but I prefer millennial things
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I was born in 1987, do I count as being on the cusp?

>you know anon, there are children starving in africa right now, you should think about how good you have it compared to them ;)))))))))))
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bump so hard
this fucking shit ahhh
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>better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all!!!!!!!

It's both annoying and a blatant lie
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>Just keep applying! I'm sure something will come up!
>Ha I'm so happy my dad got me a job at his place. They pay me $20/hr and train me even though I have a liberal studies degree. Isn't that great?

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Do girls really talk about how big guys' dicks are when guys aren't around?
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>>37361732
Depends on the context.
Its used in the same manner as talking about how tall they are or if they lift.
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I've heard from multiple sources that yes most of them do. This can be a good or bad thing for you depending on the size of your dick of course.
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Yes, but only if we're talking about fucking you.

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ideal gf thread?
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>>37361599
Duiftb hjkftik huojdrkvf gicerikbx
Bump
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Posting myself again. If anyone even just wants to talk,

>Skype: Annoyingfatass
>Discord: Moi#1009
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I hope one day to find a qt3.15 like this

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>text girl
>no response
>text her again a few weeks later
>no response
>text her again a few months later
>no response
JUST FUCKING RESPOND. I JUST WANT SOME FORM OF SOCIAL INTERACTION WITH A GIRL FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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>>37361475
>text girl
>its a simple question
>she takes literally 28 hours to respond
>the one time we were together she was always on her phone

What did she mean by this?
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>>37361475
>>37361689
They don't like you spergs
Mystery fucking solved
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It's okay to doubletext, because sometimes messages get lost in the fray. However, it means she only sees you as a friend. When I like someone, I respond immediately unless I'm otherwise occupied and away from my phone.

Anyway, you messaging her over again is harassment, and is just going to make her hate you. Because women are both titilated and horrified by losers being attracted to them, she'll likely tell her friends, possibly poisoning your social sphere.

She doesn't want to talk to you. If she did humour you, it would guve you false hope and only inspire greater frustration later when she has no interest in interaction.

TLDR: stop being creepy, she's doing you a kindness

What kind of trouble would I get in for throwing poisoned meat over the fence to shut my neighbor's dog up?
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you should kys self cuck
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>>37361405
You would be looking at some jail time.

You are better off complaining to a city official.
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>>37361405
Dead or asleep dog?

>take shower
>wash pits
>get out of shower
>dry off
>pits still stink
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>>37361313
>wash pits
Maybe you should do so more than once if they still persist with the stink.
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>>37361313
do it a few more times, very thoroughly
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>>37361313
Awwe it's okay robot. I have the same problem. I use clinical strength deodorant which takes care of it unless I'm sweating profusely.

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If you can get past 4/6 you're a normie and need to leave.
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>>37361182
I only get to 4 and 5 but I have an inch dick is that normal or bad
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haha can a dick really get that big from being that small?

i have never seen a dick in real life and do not watch porn so i do not know
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>>37361182
If you have a foreskin you're a fucking normalfag and need to get off my board.

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How am I supposed to please a woman with this tiny cock?
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All you need is a shit load of money
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>>37361145

Tiny, overall weird shape and worst of all it's cut

0/10 wouldn't suck
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>>37361284
but that isn't cut my dude...

people talk an awful lot about dicks and there are way too many people who think a dick is or isn't cut when it's the opposite.

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There are people in this website who still doesn't have their license.
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>>37361022
where can you go where these type of people dont exist?
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I have a license to kill stupid normie frogposters.
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>>37361067
Lol, tell that to girls. Grow up, kid.

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Why do people hate Neets do much?

I am a brainlet and am incapable to become an engineer, physician, or scientist.
If dou work hard you will make a fortune, climb the social ladder and will be seen as a successful person.

If I put the same effort the only thing I could achieve is a miserable wageslave job, an ugly girlfriend( if at all), and will live so you can live like rich upper class goys.

Why should I do that? Give me one reason not to leech but to throw away my life so I can get nothing.
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>>37361008
I don't think anyone actively hate neets, they just have a hard time relating to them and so aren't involved with them often.

If someone genuinely hate neets, it's probably because they hate what they do (consciously or not) and are annoyed someone could go by without having to do what they do. Or they base a huge portion of their identity and self-confidence on them having a job.

Same kinda thing occurs for parents raging at other adults who refuse to have children. They hate their parent life, having a kid outright ruined their life, they used to do interesting things, they used to have money, now they are stuck and they know that when they'll finally be free, they will have missed everything. They don't want to admit that though, because it would destroy them and sap their daily motivation completly. Having a kid when you don't really want one is almost comparable to serving a jail sentence in a low-security prison or rehab center.
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>>37361008

Because bootstraps maymay and muh ReaganGod.
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A NEET doesn't concern himself with the opinion of wagecattle.

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(Lol)
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>>37360993
Theres pretty much no reason to use TOR unless you're buying drugs, watching CP, or some sort of government dissident
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>>37361239
I use tor for everything and you should too

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