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Nobody really needs one

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>>37369559
i didn't have any image like that but i found this one and the expression fits perfectly

>>37369559
Women are evil and can't be trusted.

>>37369205
Cool
So who's fucking me then

and putting your dick in a horse's vagina feels the same as putting it in a woman's

>Why do you have to tell me that every time you make carrot juice Pep-Pep?

>>37369034
its your fault for living in the third world mate

Really, op?
Respect the road and others. The speed limit is NOT a joke.

>>37369407
Why do you think I live in the third world?
>>37369547
>only person for miles
>not a joke

Because we're not that crowd and there's like 4 of us in total.

>>37368953
Richard Spencer and Jason Unruhe are trying that with their collectivist ideologies but they are failing and doing poorly.

>>37368953
That is my dream.

Take a bunch of disenfranchised robots and create an army to fight for Kaczynski-esque regime (but less retarded) and usurp all the 1% of kikes.

Your job is to torment me until I exalt Jesus?

You're too late I've already done that.

Where's my fruit

>>37368471

>14,335
>believing in such a sad thing is something only imbeciles have the ability to acomplish

average
no roblox bloxx

Popeye's, babe.

I was just gonna pick something up from Annie's Kitchen. Best hot tamales in town. Was thinking 2 dozen of those, order of pulled pork, large mac & cheese, large greens, and a pan of corn bread. What you think?

>>37368367
to the slop bin behind my uncle's barn

They don't accept kimchi

>>37367944

Asians are inferior

>comment not original kek

>>37367944
>I wanna join the yakuza.
Honestly same

>>37368033
please type original comments

I've never had a relationship of any length, so I can't understand what that would feel like. I don't know if there's even anybody in my life whose death would strongly impact me one way or another.

>>37367880
At least she had the courtesy of moving before Chad's semen got all over her dead fiance's sheets.

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This is them. Chances she was already cheating the entire time?

>>37367841
How could you even start?

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>>37367841
By being emotionally distant? I don't know maybe delete the app you're speaking with them on. This shouldn't be difficult.

>>37367903
Autism does things to you

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>>37367796
Yes anon keep going. Show us your man milk.

Penises are quite ugly and eject unpleasant and messy fluids

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I'm using the Stoya Fleshlight and watching Cock Hero XP

>dont masturbate with icy hot it doesnt feel good

>>37367785
Take benadryl for exceptionally good faps

>Don't use toothpaste while fapping.
Your dick will feel like in a bath of ice, without the low temps

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>>37367761

>tfw never even been drunk or tried smoking
>tfw living on a farm and has free access to assorted shrooms, poppy and weed

>>37367761
>whats your favorite drug, /r9k/?
DXM, MXE, DCK, ketamine, LSD
>what do you want to try?
More tryptamines, dizocilpine

Fav drug?
Opiates, specifically hydrocodone
Wanna try?
Moonshine

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I'm sorry robot, that sounds like a terrible and scary experience, I can't begin to imagine what that must feel like. You should really go to mental health, but you're a useless faggot so what you actually are gonna do is commit suicide, because I said so

I dunno if youre baiting but that looks like severe schizophrenia, go to a mental facilitie before it gets worse

>>37367771
Actually when I started hearing voices it was fucking terrifying, but when I met "them", it was actually normal... (in my mind).

I work at home for a website, so I don't need to go out.

>>37367338
>Did they love you too much?
No, don't think so. I loved him more than he loved me.
>Do you still think of them? Every day
>Were you not ready for a relationship? He was my first "relationship" and I was 18
>Was there another?
For him, yeah
>Did you never really love them?
No
>Did you feel guilty?
Yes

>>37367643
That's actually pretty cute.
Sorry to hear that it didn't work out.

>possibly, but he couldn't express it
>it's been 10 months and I'm still working through the heartbreak
>maybe not ready in the beginning, but was certainly ready to settle down after 5 years
>no
>I still love the living hell out of him
>I feel incredibly guilty

As a failed normie I'll probably kill myself soon so

>>37367282
buddy lets link up

For the suicide ofc