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>"BRUH" XDDD
christ

>>37366986
>"I have social anxiety, it is so hard to live like this"
>mfw when they just want attention and don't know how fucking hard it is not to be able to talk to other humans

>>37366965
>Just talk to her"

Literally the easiest way to know if a girl is interested.


>>37367022
>mfw when they just want attention and don't know how fucking hard it is not to be able to talk to other humans
>I am more of an snowflake then you
Literally what i read, get your head out off your ass.

I actually have a mantis. They're pretty good robot pets if you're ok with keeping flies to feed them. Mines a third instar Pseudocreobotra wahlbergi I love the little nymph

I have four guinea pigs.
Guinea pigs are not good pets.

>>37366676

Get 2 more and start a coven. 666!

i'd date pretty much any girl who'd date me

>>37365892

Not likely.

I can guarantee that a girl with a chest tattoo probably isn't my type.

>>37365892
A few years ago I would have. In the last year or so I've started finding tattoos and piercings a lot less attractive than I used to. She's still really pretty though.

Fuck it, I'd go out with her, I just would have no plans of making it a permanent relationship.

No you retard
Did you even go in for your first day?
Nowadays lots of places have fancy machines that dishwash, all you have to do is feed the plates in
did you even know what the environment is like?
jfc

You did the right thing if you want to be a poor NEET with no future

>>37365804
Why do robots always quit comfy jobs? Restaurant jobs are easy as fuck and pretty top tier comfy

>>37365804
i would look into stocking and merchandising. its way less labor intensive and a much less shitty environment. dishwashing is strictly for spics

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no, Lain.
I want to end it.

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>>37365743
Yes, I wouldn't have it any other way.

I cannot know such things.

always wondering about how to destroy cultural pillars

Right now it's baby's first existential dilemma
Probably happening because I'm stuck in a rut being a wagie and going to uni so I just think up shit like this to get my mind off stuff

is this really all there ever was?

Should have offered to let him pound your sweaty cycling pussy in the bathroom.

>pays the extra 30 cents
wouldn't he get fired for doing that, story sounds like a total fib

>>37363106
he wanted to stick his burrito into last night's chili

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>>37361537
>tfw no pooch cooch to fuck

>>37361537
they already did anon
too bad there's so few videos

>>37361537
do you fantasize about pounding doggy pussy

pros
>???

cons
>fat
>ugly
>lazy
>stupid
>beta (lulz)
>hardly leave my house

pros
>fit

cons
what >>37360226 said minus fat

Pros:
Great job, car, nice apartment
Fun, silly
Optimistic, upbeat
Cool friends
Good athlete, decent body

Cons:
Awkward
5'8
Kv
Can't talk to girls without stammering like an idiot
Hairy AND balding
I eat a pretty strict diet
Other than my brother my family is awful

bumpooo

otgiginal

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>>37354149
Bumping with >tfw pics

I've shown up for the pics.
I wont get a gf until I get fit and get my life together and that's not happening any time soon.

>>37352572
Women hate?

Hmm... let's see. Well, I really hate traffic, for one.

>>37352572
>women are shit, narcissistic, vapid, etc
>tfwnogf
You made your bed, now lie in it
bitter virgins

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uncensored version?

orange

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What is the most feminine of the 16 types? That is my goal personality because I'm a MtF transgender. I think it might be ESFJ. Currently am an INFJ.

>>37352580
>transgender
>OP

are all trannies this fucked in the head or is it just you?

>>37352509
intp-t I'm gay btw

>>37352413
I didnt. I went to college under the assumption my dad was paying for it. I deliberately avoided any classes that souned remotely math-based. I majored in polisci, showed up to class, and that was about it.

Is STEM really oversaturated or something? I find that hard to believe

>>37352499
>Is STEM really oversaturated or something? I find that hard to believe
The STEM meme comes from the fact that complete losers take STEM in college thinking it's an automatic 100k/yr job (not everybody in STEM is a antisocial loser), but find out that being a lazy fuck who did the minimum and shitpost on /r9k/ and watched anime doesn't distinguish them against their peers who take all the jobs.

Then they get bitter saying "hurr I STEM where's my 6 figure job" despite being marginal at their field.

>>37352413
>STEM meme

only if you're a brainlet, its the point where pseudo intellectuals begin to get filtered out

t. successful person by their own work

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>>37344572
I wanted to go home and sleep about half-way through. Pretty fucking boring.

The one part I did enjoy though was just sitting outside next to a pond with my date just talking and watching the stars.

But yeah, not worth the hyper.

>>37344572
lt didn't

I stayed at home playing world of warcraft

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>>37339618
>videogame
Runescape (OSRS I Guess)
>movie
Sansho the Bailiff
>book
Age of Reason by Jean Paul Sartre
>writer
Dostoevsky
>anime
Never watched any, but I want to. Weebs seem happier.
>music
Black metal
>boards
r9k, out, mu
>color
I liked green as a kid, I like beige as an adult.
>political ideology
I never really cared. I voted green party here in Canada, even though I don't agree with much of their stances.
>dream job
Paid NEET
>type of gf
Thicc with brown pixie cut, tom-boyish.
>where you want to live
Iceland
>favorite meme
Rage comics were funny.

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>>37339618
>Dark souls
>Stalker and Pi
>Kafkas Trial
>Kafka
>none
>Bach, Schubert, Tschaikowsky, Grieg
>pol and r9k
>black
>none
>writer / musician
>none
>here
>spooky skellingotns

Not special at all.
I don't enjoy anything
I have no interests
I mostly just stare into space