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Only girls who like big penises are invited 5b4fNY discord

>>37376787
disgusting
shave bevore you post your dick

>>37376787
Why? Before I can get my slightly larger than average dick out I've first got to get a woman to acept and over come:
>My ugliness
>My obesity
>My autism
>My generally repulsive personality

But lets say that I do get a woman to over look all those red flags and get her into bed, it's going to be the most disappointing and awkward 35 seconds of her life. No I belong here with the rest of you beta losers, big dick or not.

>>37376751
That's a trick question. All of them can "see" the dry land.

>>37376751

If it's not a trick question then my guess is 9. Four passengers for each trip and the one person steering the raft.

>>37376751
none because they will fight till all die

Dead was literal robot supreme. He even died a virgin. Fuck Euronymous, he was a fucking normie piece of shit.

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Me on the left
thisissodamnoriginal

>>37376703
How do you know he was a virgin?

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>>37376334
>chad smokes, instant badass
>i smoke, get called a tryhard faggot

Chad always wins.

>>37376334
I started with 4 because I wanted to be one of the cool kids.

>>37376469
dafq intended to say 14

Have you eaten any poo bread and drank any poo wine yet?

>>37375862
Have you been laid there yet? I actually lost my virginity to a Korean girl (not in Korea though).

>>37375862
Why are koreans such subhumans? 1905 best year of my life! We should never have given those fucks back their freedom.

>>37375588
Goes without saying. Those daily haircuts dont come cheap

No one cares you utter cunt

>>37375588
Did you get your allowance from mommy and daddy?
Wow that's enough money to afford daily haircuts for a year!

I think if my wife died I'd just fuck sluts to numb the pain. Probably kill myself later.

Like she's still a whore but I'd probably act like a whore too.

>>37375516
>that "x" at the end
I'm seething. These fucking whores can't even remove the thought of physical contact from anything they do, even over the internet. It is literally their only benefit. So, why do they get surprised that people like me dislike them? They deny me their only benefit. They have absolutely nothing else to offer. Everything about them is a net negative. How could I even view them as humans of they are detriment to everyone's (men) existence?

As much as I like women hate threads that pic doesn't really inspire much.

How long is an appropriate time to stay in mourning?

If my long term partner died unexpectedly I would say that it would take a fair amount of bravery to put myself back out there.

>>37375374
better than single mothers

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>>37375374
What >>37375388 said.
If the guy is at least somewhat competent the kid will likely turn out a lot better than if raised by a single mother.

The ones that try are actually pretty cool. The ones that don't are fucked.

The majority of single mums will at the very least provide the bare minimum for their child, though most of them will be terrible parents overall. That's one of the reasons why women have such an edge in custody battles since all the court really cares about is that the child isn't going to be neglected into starvation so they choose the mediocre safe better rather than the bet with slightly more risk but a much greater payoff.

wow, white women age horribly.
i know some mid thirties latinas and they look hot lol

>>37375331
Meet her in person and see if you like each other?
Don't hurry, don't worry. Don't overthink, just try to talk to her and have fun.

wtf is that a pic of her in some African village? major warning sign of a vapid virtue signaler right there. if she's 32 and single be especially observant for whatever the fuck is wrong with her.

You don't like Archer? Maybe Michael Bay is more your speed.

Can't wait to screen cap this thread to post on Reddit so I can screen cap that post and put in on 9gag then screen cap that for iFunny.

Omg. I. Fucking. LOVE. science!

>>37374962

Tell her the other girl is skinny and white too, that'll burn her

>>37374996
I've defeated her already. I was actually telling the truth. The other girl is a skinny black qt.

>>37375024

Well let's fucking see then

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>>37374897

>girl tries to let guy down gently
>he goes full sperg and demands his money back

Roastie did nothing wrong

Oh right. This is why I don't talk to girls.

Thanks for the reminder!

>>37374919
>A ROASTIE taking advantage of a poor beta for a free dinner
Yep she's definitely not in the wrong Anon!

>not even willing to discuss the idea

Shit person not worth talking to. I want someone that will discuss holocaust denial with me without the bat of an eye.

That's what you get for being homophobic.

>>37374862
The funny part is I like traps and even though I'm technically queer I'd feel terrible about subjecting an adopted child to being raised by the lifestyle of someone like me

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>>37374700
>that feel when you are a tranny

>>37374730
>>37374700
>non-transitioner hoping nofap will make it go away

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>>37375405
Nofap will make you want to transition even more. Trust me, I tried.

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>Trying to rationalize with a women, especially one that slept with over 20 men

>>37374606
>"I am nice"
>calls her a roastie

come on man if you were really interested in helping another person calling them names is like the absolute worst way to go about it

why dont I ever bump into alcoholic girls on omegle