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This thread is for posting and discussing images you enjoy, it can be anything, as long as it follows board rules and gives you some semblance of enjoyment when you see it. Keep it comfy, keep it civil.
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>>37385718
I like this one because Wojak found a cute girl on an alternate world.
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i think the cuts are /fa/
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>>37385747

Nice, I like this one because I identify with Gondolas.

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O-OH

why are boys so fragile?
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>>37385693
>kardashians
>an example of anything
OP is, as always, flaming so hard you can see him from space.
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most girls couldn't take a single punch from me
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>>37385790
Most girls - even Victorias Secret angels - do more cardio than you will in a lifetime. They train, do kickboxing, martial arts, while you masturbate to imaginary anime.

I wonder who will win :)

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Why do some dudes beat their gfs anyway? I never understood that shit, it just seems so evil to inflict pain on someone you claim you love.
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>>37385674
Because woman need it. It's for their own good.
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'cause sometimes they deserve it.

I've had a couple girlfriends (inb4 normie) and even though I've never physically hit any of them, they can get annoying to the point where sometimes it's very fucking tempting to smack a bitch straight.
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>>37385736
can you please stop avatar fagging

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>Are you finding everything you're looking for?
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>>37385632
Karyll gtfo please
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even if i couldn't find something I wouldn't have the guts to ask you where it is
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>>37385707
>being this much of a pussy
Fuck off.

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Buzzfeed is making fun of 4 chan "betas"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc&ab_channel=BuzzFeedVideo
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>Very redpill bro

Top kek
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It's like a mix of 4chan and Reddit- or what Reddit is suppose to be-.
Mix it and Tada! You have that video
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>>37385497
lulz I am on 4 chan too

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>not attracted to guys
>think dicks are hot

why god?
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>>37385472
I feel you man. I've only ever slept with woman and I have no desire for men at all but dicks are just awesome. Even though vaginas feel good they are kind of filing disgusting when I think about them. A good hard meaty dick with veins bulging is just aesthetically better in every way.
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>it's a "closet homosexuals try to rationalize their craving for penis" thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4

It's natural human behavior

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>walking behind girl
>she slows down
>i speed up to go around her
>she notices and frantically speeds up to distance herself from me
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>>37385381
Yeah me too. If I put my hair in a pony tail and with a bandana girls aren't as afraid but I still can't hold a conversation and if I have to talk to one they get noticeably uncomfortable
Oh well
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>>37385381
Just run past her and shout "Get outta my way, bitch!"
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>>37385381
I'm turbo creep. Security is always wary of me, no one looks me in the eyes, no one sits besides me in the bus, no one stays near me.

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You guys want a big fat "red pill", as the kids call it, that will likely sort a big chunk of your problems out? It's three little words that can and should be applied to anything and everything in your life.


less is more

I know that sounds fucking stupid and incredibly counter-intuitive to a bunch of 18-20 year olds who grew with free unlimited movies and video games and music and porn on unlimited high-speed internet, but I think that deep down you know it's true. You have the entire recorded world at the disposal of your fringertip and with a couple of keystrokes and a click you can summon up anything from your wildest imagination.


Yet, you still have moments where you stare at the screen and think "I'm bored". We all do.

The more you consume, the less you enjoy. My personal experience was having a 160 GB iPod that was filled with music and podcasts. Some entire albums I never listened to once. If played all the tracks on shuffle I would skip 9/10 songs. Then one day my ipod ate shit and stopped working. I had a panic attack as I had to now use my 16GB phone that really only had 10 free GB to use for my music and bullshit free to play games that were also their own problem.

I had to trim the fat. Select not just albums that I loved and hadn't listened to yet, but also individual songs from albums. I got rid of most of those games well. I've never been happier with my music. I don't skip a single song anymore.

>continued in next post because field too long
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>>37385329
I also did the same with my physical belongings (check out the KonMari method), and then in my computer all my files and bookmarks and e-mails. I purged so much and only kept what made me happy.


The same is true of time and what you do with it as well. NEETs who have all the free time in the world aren't happy because they waste all the time in the world and just post frogs 16 hours a day. Gamers who torrent all the games don't enjoy gaming anymore. Fatbots who eat all the fat in the world aren't happy as well. Alcoholics and potheads aren't exactly the life of the party. People who beat off to porn 8 times a day don't know what a real orgasm feels like anymore. Even normies who have sex with a different person every weekend aren't that happy.

Less is always more. Hopefully you can move forward with your life using that. Thanks for reading my fucking blog, I hope it really made you think.
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Holy shit you're absolutely right

I need to throw some shit out
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>>37385400
Good for you anon.

If it's just your one room you have to go through, do it all in one day. It can be done in an afternoon, and it's better to do it all in one go than to try and do a little bit each day.

Digital possessions are just as much of a burden as our physical ones as well. When you change your environment you change yourself.

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>bought used car last week
>dont know how to pump gas
Dreading the day my tank goes empty
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How'd you make it to being old enough to drive a car without learning this? Is it tough being a dumb nigger?

Saging this shit thread.
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>>37385475
Pls no bully, anon.
I just want to know how to pick a gas pump and how to pump it, when to stop, and how to pay.
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JFGI.

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Has any robot here managed to meet a female from /r9k/ in real life?

I'm seriously doubting the existence of females on this board. I need to know if any robots here have actually met any females that browse /r9k/ face to face.
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A couple days ago I made a thread asking about the best places to find some weed, and a femanon who lived in my area replied.

She actually came through and I bought some pretty good weed. If you're reading this, weedfemanon, thank you!
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I met Ciara
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>>37385229
Sorry, OP. But the only females you will find here are females (male).

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What's for dinner robots 05/30
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>>37385107
>a burger
>pizza
>rum
Really letting yourself go huh
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>>37385107
Where'd you get that burger?
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>>37385164
It's the Carl's Jr fish burger
>>37385136
It's my day off, let me have some feel good food

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What is anons life like?
>Wake up.
>Go to college.
>go home
>play vidya
>sleep
>think about how I am wasting my life.
>repeat...

what is anons day like?
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>wake up
>supposed to pour over academic papers
>shitpost on /r9k/ all day instead
>"jee better get to work"
>too sleepy to work
>"guess I'll do it in the morning"
>repeat
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>>37384640
>wake up
>eat breakfast
>shower etc.
>turn on pc
>check yt, steam, twitch, email
>go to 4chan or play vidya
>hours later eat dinner
>back to pc
>late snack
>back to pc
>fap n' nap
repeat
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>>37384640

>wake up
>go to work
>sleep
>repeat

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I'm happy but I should have gotten in at 20 or something. There's people who start medschool older than me. I know someone who started medschool at 33

I just feel like i don't have enough experience, wasted years being an immature shut-in "NEET" with crippling depression before i decided to get my shit together few years ago.

Tbh i don't have much to do here,this place is toxic and holds people back but if there's any lurker here, did any of you "start your life" really late?
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>>37384519
>my real life hasn't started yet

But that's true my dear anime picture.
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Do you mean starting from scratch, or you do have a post-HS diploma?
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>>37384568
good job I'm 26 and haven't done anything I'm stuck by my nihilism

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Ultimate legal robot drug. Share your experience witb Kratom r9k. Anti Depressants really don't compare.
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>>37384411
I've tried using Kratom 4 times
>1st time
Took 3 grams got a light buzz
>2nd time
Took 5 grams felt a little relaxed
>3rd time
Took 7 grams, didn't feel anything so I went to sleep. Woke up and the whole room was spinning I was glued to my bed
>4th time
Took 7 grams and didn't feel anything

Overall it's a 4/10 for me. The mild effects aren't worth the bitter taste. There are definitely better legal drugs. Alcohol and weed (depending if it's legal) are both better choices but if you're going to do drugs just go for the fun ones and take some acid.
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I've done kratom a few times. It doesn't compare to real drugs but makes wagecucking a hell of a lot easier.
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>>37384411
I'm interested in trying it, where do you get it?

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does anybody want to be my friend?
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Sure.
So, what do internet friends do?
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>>37384502
talk to each other
comfort each other with their presence
share memes
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>>37384611
I'm an awkward fuck, tho. I can't talk to people.

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