Any femanons here or fags that want to share their dream bf? Here is mine
>Funny or shares the same humor as me (MDE, Nathan fielder type)
>6/10 in looks
>low key clingy, will never cheat on me
>5'10+
>outdoorsy, likes to camp and travel
>carpenter
>right-winged, libertarian, or centrist. Anything but a libtard.
>educated enough to hold a conversation
>not addicted to anime or porn
>older and more mature than me
>tfw I had something similar to this once but i lost it
I know it is asking for a lot, that is why it is an elusive fantasy.
>>37392007
Go fuck yourself. This garbage thread already got deleted once and for good reason.
>>37392007
sounds like me except im not a carpenter, sorry.
>>37392022
Fuck you faggot let me find my robot bf
3rd day of Ramadan without jerking off or looking at porn.. already feeling on edge. Have the whole month left to go.
How do you goys do it?
Why even bother dude? Does your family make you do it, or are you unironically dumb enough to believe some illiterate pedophile was god's chosen messenger and that the Koran, as petty and violent as it is, is the literal word of an omnipotent and omniscient being?
>>37391953
Literally kill yourself you disgusting goatfucking scum.
>>37391953
Pretty tough I know, is it your first year of Ramadan? Try to find the will by speaking to your muslims family/friends.
So tell me, How does this picture make you feel anon?
Reminds me that the only girl that liked me was an insane feminist girl with a fucked up family and a vagina that was essentially sealed closed by a birth defect.
Bullet dodged.
>>37391691
wait two kids in 6 years?
do normies have longer years or what?
i didn't even feel the last 7 years wtf
i was playing wii and still playing it
REEEEE what the fuck i been doing someone fucking save me
>>37391691
fool that squandered his youth
>You're not leaving this house until you fuck me, nerd.
How do you approach the situation?
I'd say: "what's your name so I can google you!?"
>>37391615
"Ive already got a qt trap gf. If you will sign this contract, you can be the surrogate for my children and then I will fuck you.
Otherwise no thanks. "
That would be against the law of god be gone accursed succubus.
stop wearing this
>but like omg i wear it for comfort ewww you creep
>>37391418
Wearing what?
No, it's fun :^)
It's time get these goddamn spics outta here r9k
>work in the kitchen of a low tier italian restaurant
>three of my coworkers barely speak english and the english they do espeak es awful ese
>One of them always gets mad at me when I can't understand his spic speak
>Tonight, when I asked him where the sauce was for the alfredo pizza he said I was a drugee(I don't even do drugs), not important, and then he told me to go home
He ruined my acceptance of hispanic people. Learn english or gtfo
>acts like an autist
>other people clearly sense this, even though they are from different cultures
>makes no effort to adapt or understand coworkers, is somehow proud of knowing only one language
>hispanic coworkers get sick of constant retardation and incompetence from the smelly gringo, lash out
Let me just go home and post anime girls lol
>>37391372
And they're all better workers than you and would communicate better without you around.
this is why i dont eat any of the food at the italian pizzerias in my city. it's just a bunch of illegal immigrant spics in the backroom making food and fucking it all up
What songs do you relate to, robots?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rju1yhYFJJw
>there's no way I could make anyone happy
>I'm calloused from how this has rubbed off on me
>it's not as hard as you think, being made out of stone.
why is it that only worthless losers start threads about music on here?
>>37391381
Thanks for the support, anon-kun.
>>37391381
>using worthless loser as an insult
>on /r9k/
Wew lad, look at this edgy underage fag.
How's 8th grade going, buddy?
Tell me about her.
Mine is pic related.
Wasn't it enough for you to pollute /fit/ with this shit
>>37391091
Isn't she in the walking dead?
>>37391115
HOW U GON SAVE EM RICK
What is the comfiest city to live in Canada ?
>Toronto - too multicultural
>Montreal - can't speak french
>Vancouver - ruined by leftards who let drug addicts shot up in the streets and leave their needles everywhere
>halifax - no jobs
>ottawa - filled with lazy government employees
>>37391021
>halifax - no jobs
Shame huh
North Sydney. You also can't claim no jobs if you're looking for comfy.
Other than that I heard that Twillingate is really comfy.
>toronto - too multicultural
the amount of cute asian girls in toronto is basically the only good thing about it you stupid faggot
why is this board so fucking gay now
>>37390805
It is starting to turn into a shittier form of /b/ now, I use to come on here to talk about about feels and shit and now it's all stupid shit.
>>37390839
This.. Where do real robots go now?
>>37390805
I did you no wrong famalama.
Welcome to Steam F/eels! Comfy Edition.
Let's cool it with the avatarfagging, drama, and circle jerking.
>What do I do?
Ideally, find a friend but that doesn't always happen so instead chat it up, make conversation, be it boring or lewd.
Just hang out.
Who wants to play Friday the 13th: The Game?
>>37390660
>3D thumbnail
Dropped.
Anyone here play csgo?
Depression? Anxiety? It's a result of living in a corrupt, materialist, hedonist, nihilism, consumerist society. Society is this way because of jews.
Single mother? No values? Weak father? Bad upbringing? You parents were brainwashed by jews.
Can't find a decent girl? Thank feminism, another jewish psychological warfare.
No friends? No sense of brotherhood? No tribe, nothing to believe in, nothing to fight for? Follow the thread and guess who you'll find at the end.
Existential crisis? Don't believe in god? Life seems to have no meaning? You're just an accident right, evolved monkey, super-animal, nothing more, right, good goy?
Sit, quiet down, calmly analize your life and problems. Then follow the thread of every one of them. Go down the rabbit hole. You'll find a jew responsible eventually.
Jews hate you. They work day and night, 24/7, for millenia to torment and destroy you, your people and everything good in this world. Even the most personal of your problems is a jews fault if you dig deep enough into reasons why you're that way, why some other person or society as a whole is this way. Jewish psychogical warfare and brainwashing. This is provable. This is the most important pill to swallow.
the holocaust didn't happen but god damn i sure wish it did.
>group widely persecuted throughout history is being persecuted
I don't know how anti-semitism is supposed to convince people something like the Holocaust didn't happen.
>>37390825
they were hated and persecuted for a reason. they practised usury, manipulated kings and princes into bloody wars, opened the gates to enemy forces, spread the plague and made child sacrifices.
Everything they've done since 1945 proved that Hitler and nazis were right. Every single thing. All they were accused of, every "slander" or "libel", they keep doing, it's a fact, it's provable, it's not a theory, not a wild accusation.
Also, holocaust? The REAL holocaust was the bloody extermination of over 60 million white christians in eastern europe by jewish bolsheviks during peace time.
ballbusting couple, after work thread.
>23 and 22 years old been dating (and ballbusting) since middle school. come in and get free yous and chat.
Also i have an OSRS account that im tired of, if you want 4-5 million..i forget how much i have...let me know and ill log in and trade you. also if you want a hearthstone code for free cards lemme know cuz i have that laying around too
>tfw midterm tomorrow
does your wife give you random nutshots in public or when you are alone that catch you by suprise ?
There's alot of aggressive threads on the front of r9k today. no love to be seen
>>37390914
Midterm tomorrow? where are you from? College is out for the summer in Oklahoma.
she has done both. i dont enjoy that stuff though so i banned her from it. she still forgets from time to time however since ballbusting is casual to us...but I dont enjoy public displays of affection
Game-changer for autism:
100-year-old drug reverses symptoms, study finds
>Drug literally cures your autism
How can this place survive when we all chad fucking qt3.145's???
>>37389694
Hahaha op you are one funny FUCK your know that hahahahah cute autism autism alallalalslalyuatismautismmmmmm aKRKEKEKEKEKEKE LELELELELE
>>37389694
chads will find something to compete over.Once women see that every male is chad they won't see chad as *chad* anymore.They would need something to differentiate man such as how much money he has.
>For Naviaux, the challenge now is to widen his research to a bigger sample testing size. This work is new and this type of clinical trial is expensive, he said. We did not have enough funding to do a larger study. And even with the funding we were able to raise, we had to go $500,000 in debt to complete the trial.
Der Juden don't want this drug to pass. They want to keep men as dumb and manipulable as possible.
Any other Edmonton robots out there?
>>37389669
What the FUCKS an Edmonton
hello yes I live in edmonton
>>37390183
Whereabouts? I'm near Whyte