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18 yr old high school grad. Its not fair because I'm 5"5 and a 7/10 however I look like I'm 16. I went to fill out some paperwork yesterday and all the chads look way different from chads in high school. I can't compete. I'm..................at a loss.

>>37401678
College grad with no employment because I unironically believed that if I went to classes and got good grades it would get me a job. I didnt know I had to go out and be a social fucking butterfly to get a job in my field of study

>>37401804
What's your major?

and yeah, for many fields, networking is key, more than good grades

Only if you start asking me to go to church or can't stop talking about god.

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>>37401644
This
I dont care what she believes in if she does the same.

Your argument is flawed
They cant be compatible in the first place if one is and atheist and the other a christian

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>>37401629
phone posting is just more comfy. I cant snuggle up in my bed and browse on my desktop

because only normalfags own cell phones

>>37401659
Under what logic?

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>>37401551
I don't see normies using pepe THAT much, so there's still hope for him. If I come up with a plan, I'll make a thread and let all of you know(it has to be something very disturbing to normies so even if they see the plan they will back off) .
If we fail we still got wojak.

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>>37401861
But what of those kids from The_Donald? They pretty much ruined it, then pushed it further with dumb shit like 'Kekistan' or 'Kek'

Make a bunch of new poo poo pepe's, like they did before, you can't put fucked up shit on a normie site

>>37401354
>Is your dog Nig, /r9k/?

FTFY

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>>37401354
No he's a big fluffy faggot

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Yes, he is on top

1st for politics out

>>37401232
Agreed
NO POLITICS PAST THIS POINT

>>37401232
>>37401253
carthage must be destroyed

>>37401053
Trump isn't a good example of that. You're seeing the product of a fucking PSYOP that's had a long time to take effect.

Because life is one giant competition.

>>37401053
It's just the dumb bitch from Seinfeld trying to stay relevant.

I don't think it's that rare. I have several conversations screencapped of real girls admitting that they masturbated or were turned on seeing some guy they liked with another girl, or after having left them.

It's a human reaction. I'm a male and it happened to me. No, I won't show the screencaps (too much trouble to get them).

>>37400967

cuck fetish is usually a defense mechanism to being emasculated. instead of being destroyed by it, it turns you on. so beta males gravitate towards it.

the equivalent of a beta male is a fat woman, but instead of being humiliated and ashamed, fat women just find fat fetishists or delude themselves into thinking they're not fat.

>>37400967

Am female cuck

>>37400993
>cuck fetish is usually a defense mechanism

this is true but just one in general, nothing male about it, it's like a self-taught method for relieving the anxiety you'd otherwise experience in a situation like that. if you were particularly sensitive to the idea of it or if it's happened to you before.

>>37400929
DIE FILTHY NORMIE SCUM

>>37400929
Wake up 8:00am
drink cup of milk
get on computer still on it currently 10:59pm

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>wake up at 7am
>headache killing me
>pop some pills
>stay in bed, shitpost, go to omegle, masturbate a few times
>have a shower at 1pm
>go downstairs for something to eat
>lie on the couch and shitpost on the phone
That's it so far. Might go outside for a walk or something if it cools down.

>Covenant of Fefe
cake, this was to be expected

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>>37400922
Covfefe = Covenant of Fefe confirmed.

>>37400962

Did he really post this senpai?

>>37400780
>Have you ever put things in your ass?
Yes

>Did you like it?
No

It's also wayy too much effort for such relatively little pleasure. I'm fat, and having to bend myself into a pretzel to get a dildo up my ass does not necessarily come naturally.

and then when I got into a position that was semi-comfortable and I could fuck myself, there wasnt a whole lot of pleasure. The only think I felt was the uncomfortable sensation of a dildo being in my ass and a hot sensation in my genitals which felt like I had to piss.

anal is a meme

>>37400780
Yeah, sometimes I stimulate my prostate to keep it healthy. I feel a very different sensation from jerking off, it is amazing, I always cum buckets.

>>37400780
>Have you ever put things in your ass?

For about 10 years now, yeah.

>Did you like it?
Best orgasms of my life have been through anal

>Strongly considering trying out my boipussy.

Fingers and toys, in that order. Buy real lube too.

>>37400746
There is none, but you might as well try to find one.

If you are this shallow, there isn't one and thus you should kys.

The thought of dying in a battle appeals to me.
But modern warfare is gay and I don't have a nation I'd want to fight for.

no, you are perfect just the way you are snookums :)

>>37400730
>snookums
that was my grandmas old dog's name
are you saying op is an old dog

>>37400688

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT?

I have been on here for 7 years and still dont know

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>37400347
have you ever seen her bush?

>>37400381
Yes she has it and it is nicely trimmed. I have seen her naked several times and have spyed on her while she was showering

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>>37400347
>Serious replies only please

Only Chads get to successfully fuck their moms. Do you have any Chad brothers?
If so then you could always watch from the side

Jump out a window or bludgeon myself, whichever can be done faster

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I'm not going to lie to you, lads. I would happily mount this she-boon, just for the novelty of it.

>>37400372
I'm not going to lie to you, lad. I think our species would be better off if you were crushed by said dire gorilla