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I had part of my sexual organ forcibly removed from me without my consent.
How would you feel if your parents cut off your ears when you were a baby because "it looks better"?

>>37409341
I wouldn't really care, to be honest, if it really does "look better".

>>37409328
dude I know

some /pol/tard probably made a joke about it years ago and it snowballed into an actual movement because you're all autists

Are there NEETbux in Russia?

Why do Russians rape niggers

>>37409311
are you good at chess?

>>37409228
By going to parties you dumb cow

stop with this retarded bait

>>37409313
why? just like you'll never have stacy i'll ever have chad

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>>37409226
Here is another picture of her.

>>37409226
why do you have a maid? Are you too stupid and pathetic to clean up your own shit?
You need to pay someone to be your mommy because you never learned how to keep your house clean?

>>37409226
>screenshots
you're not in a videogame, anon.

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>>37408821
god tier microwavable food

>>37408821
A box of macaroni and cheese because my mom has work tonight.

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>>37408821
I think you already know, OP.

>>37408599
>I live in a big city and I would guess 75% of women under 40 wear some kind of them.
How do you know?

>>37408599

Obviously first post should say "women and thongs" now. But my point stands; I swear this is a meme.

>>37408599
Panty lines or something something wish I knew dude

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"fembots" do not exist. Females cannot be robots.
It is impossible for them to be incels and KHVs.

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>>37408519
Here's some fembots pussy she posted in my thread

anyone know brianna?

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>>37408129
Where do we even have left?
Wizchan is hardly better than here.
Is our only option truly d0ublechan? Or somewhere else?

I have a job, but still highly consider myself a robot. I work alone at work, or with the one friend I have, who I convinced to come work with me so I have someone to talk to.
I am utterly lonely and depressed 99% of the time and I wouldn't be working at my job if I didn't absolutely need the money. I live at a friend's house and work at an egg factory.

>>37408220
what's the robot board for doubles

>>37408058
Because they will rather hire cheap Indian and other immigrant labor.

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Someone called me out of the blue and offered me a job.
The call literally went like:
>Hey, you want a job?
>''Sure.''
>Great, see ya monday.

This happened more than once.

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>>37408058
I applied to 3 call center jobs a couple of days ago and haven't heard back yet, and I've already decided that I don't want to work in a call center anymore from reading horror stories online, so I hope they don't call me. You would think that call centers would literally take anybody since they have a higher turnover rate than McDonald's, but I guess I'm finding out that that's not the case. They only want turbo normies who are mega extroverts to apply.

There are only a few options left for me. Busser at a restaurant, bagboy at the grocery store I used to work at, or literally work at McD's or the Taco Bell down the street. I want off this fucking ride senpai

But the government need money to function, anon

>>37408549
>the govt needs money to fund the police to further shake you down

Hmm yes excellent point anon

>>37408549
Muh roads plox.

>>37407975
>extremely emotional
>can manipulate men at will
>housewife while the father slaves away
>pretty aggressive if you go against them
>bodies are just eye candy
Fixed it for you, anon

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>Claims moms are the better parents
>I remind her of prison demographics

>>37408040
>this level of delusion
Let me guess, you're a virgin

>>37407945
1st for no politics
Listen this time

Wish Corbyn was my dad lads

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>its almost June already
>almost half way to 2018

hmm i don't know, i already have a friend

what's in it for me?

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198168132772/ g

>>37407936
http://steamcommunity.com/id/RyuWawa/
please

>>37407774
>step 1. Go to Ukraine
>step 2. Get gf

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>>37407774
>Ukraine
>Cute

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>>37408219
Ukrainians are the cutest nationality in the world fampai

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>>37407749
i like a huge fat ass

Honestly, huge ass/tits turn me off
I'd rather have a petite girl than a cow

>no ass
>no tits
>tall
>sixpack
>short hair
>tomboy