Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5151. page

>>37411345
Use your hands, toys, and mouth to pleasure her.

>>37411345
By micro, how micro we talking here?

>>37411345
you into pegging?

pls dont not include the time when the whole class got into a fight because Stacy invited everyone to her bday party but me and how she was forced to invite me while I was hidden in the bathroom to avoid the shame

masturbate too much
go to a birthday party with dj
dancing with one girl
she asks me if I want to go somewhere
we go to my car
we're making out and she goes for my pants
my dick is all chafed and peeling
so I flip around and pull down her pants and eat her out

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>be me
>9/10 qt3.14 down the street at friends house
>hot day
>playing kickball
>friend kinda chubby takes shirt off
>autism kicks in
>"yeah its kind of hot"
>be chubby myself (about 25lbs over weight but bigger and stronger than him)
>take shirt off infront of them
>they point and laugh
>put shirt back on
>leave
>have not talked to them since
> i pass both of their houses everyday walking my dog
>speed up and turn my head
>walk down another street if they are home

>>37411262
>>37411262
>practice gf wants to be seen together in public

>tfw black practice gf

I'm embarrassed that I had to start at the bottom of the barrel

>practice gf doesnt want to do anything sexual until marriage

dumped on the spot, how am i supposed to practice then you dumb roasty?

Hunter.

>>37411096
3/10

David (0/10)

>>37411096
5/10
>>37411122
2/10

ilija (as in Elijah, Eliyyahu)

>>37410852
> Having an intelligent exchange of ideas is almost impossible now.
It's entirely possible, just head over to /s4s/.

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le millen0m girl

>>37410931
The problem is, >>37410931, that you probably are not seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.

>>37410530
wtf i am a National Trotskyist now.

ive become truly redpilled,thank you anon

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is douglas macarthur /nattrot/?

How come the one dude is moaning but his benis isn't hard

>>37410362
Always the one receiving the dick. The only exception is /ss/

>>37410362
>Which one of them would you rather be? right obviously

I wish I was able to prostate orgasm

>>37410073
Is that the Dylan Roof haircut?

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>>37410073
I have a hospital job and pic related, i'm an intern

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>>37410073
>NEETS claim to have beautiful hair but never go outside to show anyone

Well, rule number 1, don't fuck her

Fap before she comes over. It makes it easier.

t. pedofag

be nice to her

sumtin original

>>37409738
Fuck. The people he talks to online. I can't even make a fucking thread.

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>"it's another Anon should apply for a job but avoids it for weeks" episode

>"it's another normie thinks he's starved of human contact but he's just not the center of attention for a moment" episode

necrophilia is bad

So do you only fuck medieval or prehistoric women to avoid it?

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>>37409726
not op but theres nothing wrong with necrophilia

I've put off reading this semester to focus more on studies, of course the result is that i just read less in total, not more of the syllabus

Anyways, when i finish my last exam i'll read Manufacturing Consent, not sure what i'll read after that, though

I listen to audio books.

With all this nonsense that you go through. You should read The Silent Cry by Kenzaburo Oe.
After that you can go an hero.

Ice water boils the fastest, so get a pan of ice water and wait for it to boil.

>>37409525
you put it in the boiling machine

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>>37409525
>put water in pan
>put pan on burner
>plug burner into electric outlet
>turn burner up to high
>wait for a while until water is boiling

>>37409352
I'm a Chad according to this board, i still like you guys and i would totally play something or drink a beer with half of this board.

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>>37409352
>he uses the Normalfaggot Captcha

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>>37409425
giv me all ur momey chad dis a rober e

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bihh you left some stuff on s4s
35, 100

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This is gonna be sad

Anyway pic on 35, 100 s'il vous plait

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>>37409347
60, 5
too low on content