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Why did they have to go and ruin every good meme

>>37424769
Because normies like to wear everything like a badge.

I think it's symptomatic of the reddit culture that's infected this site.

Hiromoot shut it down pls.

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>Dude its all about what you put in your profile, personality matters more than pictures dude

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>dude for the last time looks dont matter, its all about personality

ancients already knew this

Greeks thought that a strong mind inhabits a strong body (strong also meant attractive, aesthetic, mind meant personality and demeanor)

>tfw you've played vidya all your life and you're still shit

How to git gud at MW3 help

>>37425769
Mp7 run specialist make sure stalker is a starting perk, and steady aim

>>37424373
I'd say my last one died in a car crash to get pity.

They didn't put ice cubes in their wine that's for sure, are you going to help me eat this weird bowl of wet toilet paper?

>>37424373
non-existent tbqhfam

>it's that some kid made a thread on r9k that isn't completely ironic episode again
Wew lads, take a picture

>>37424352
>It's a "some mongoloid doesn't realize his average or below average looks and manlet height don't have anything to do with his (((game))) [a term coined only to make profit off of lonely retards] and posts about "normies having it easy" or how they think they're a robot too because they play Overwatch as a grown man and that they can't achieve anything because it's been predestined when you call them out on it" episode again.

Fuck off, selfish whiny bitch. You're just a shit person and no one likes you because of that. Stop finding excuses for being a failure deluding yourself into thinking you've been predestined to be lonely.

Any piece of shit can find a partner if they try. You retards just eat soup with a fork and call it impossible.

>>37424400
>haha, why do you have such a flat face?
>i think anon is soooo ugly
>eww, i have to sit next to anon?
>every female looks at you in disgust
>some asshole literally bursts out laughing everytime i cross his path
fuck off normie you don't know true pain

>pull out artillery Luger
>load drum mag
>''Thots aren't welcome here''
>pump them full of lead

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>>37424241
Rip those stupid fucking piercings out, they are fucking annoying and block the view.

rip my flaccid cock out and start mockingly waving it around, going "weeeee, look at me, i'm a whoa-man, i can flash cameras, weeeee" and just dick slap the shit out of them.

>>37423978
You're still on easy mode, you fucking retard. Why are you even posting here? Fuck off.

t. Normie

I can never trust women's judgement about their own appearance.

>>37423978
How extremely ugly? Elephant man tier or just 1 off putting feature?

>>37423907
Bumping

Please, help, I need, some weird, chinese, cartoons

>>37423907
Nothing comes to mind but perfect blue maybe?
Lain is pretty good. In terms of actually fucked up I would tell you Berserk but you'd be better off just reading the manga bc both the 2017 and the old one is gonna lead to depression in terms of actual completion.

Definitely Berserk, then there's Tokyo Ghoul, Parasyte, Hellsing Ultimate, Deadman Wonderland, Terra Formars, Redline and Tailenders. Those are just about the weirdest I can think of

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>>37423855
>Tfw no Hitomi GF

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>>37423855
Knew a hucow cosplayer once at collage. she was uber-QT.

no idea where she went though

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>>37423855
TFW chestlets will one day be a thing of the past

>>37423751
Yeah watering your plants from the top floor is much more fun.

>>37423751
Way towards what? Breaking your ankle?

Jumping? fuck, no. You need something much, much higher to be certain and not just fuck your legs up or something.

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>>37423581
>Tasteful, well-designed tattoos are attractive.

>>37423581

The only girl I ever saw having interesting tattoos was a schizotypal weirdo who thought she can talk to aliens

Women with tattoos seem to have some sort of obsession with good looking guys who don't have any tattoos accepting them. I've noticed it, it's strange. If those guys don't accept them, they get deeply offended.

>female
>pure
lmao

everything changes op, slow or fast
at least you still have the memories

Won't be much longer now until she develops the YOLO mentality and hops on the cock-train.

What a coincidence
That's my height

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they only like shortees

Specify that you only want 6'4" guys on your grindr profile.

Dicklets, how can they can even compete?

>Hitting the cervix
You people don't deserve to breed.

No.
However, all the other ways that I am inadequate mean that I'll never get the chance to disappoint a woman with my inadequate penis anyway.

I want to graduate college before I think about ending it all.

I thought you went crazy awhile back

>>37423023
in other thread you mean? nah im coo