Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 514. page

guess i see no normies left here, all cleared out for uni...sad

It's just going to be thousands of normies herded into a race course with various zones blaring out entry level normie grade electronic music.

Buy and take your good drugs beforehand. Scoring drugs there will be hit and miss.

>>39413904
damnit I knew this, I'm camping but I know it will be hard to find. All I can bring is really good coke. I want to roll and dance tho.

roll>coke

don't even know if I want to trip, might just try to roll three days in a row

Look at this meemee I found on "4chan mems" facebook page!!! so funnay xDD lol

Rickle pick!!! LOL xd

>>39413810
thats when the partying starts friend

>>39413769
There wouldn't. Women like to talk, not listen.

The correct solution would be to go gay and find yourself a qt husbando who is interested in your mind and what you think

>>39413769
whenever someone is intriguing in some way, i can just google about that in general and solve the problem

the trick in these times is the old 1001 arabian nights
you wanna stick, you gonna have to string along they candy asses with lies and tall tales

>>39413753
Degenerate is an anogram of whatever if you take the 2 e's, 1 r, throw out all the other letters and then add the missing ones in. Your welcome for this proof that random boards are degenerate boards no matter what you do

>>39413753
There's/qa/ and /vip/, I guess. Both of them are shit.

>>39413753
useless boards:
>s4s
>bant
>trash
>qa
>vip

Only if the torture is for information

>>39413652
Is it right to torture woman?

Am I being payed?

>>39413621
if i ever got a girlfriend i'd complain about my girlfriend

>>39413632
that made me laugh out loud. i wasn't expecting that response.

i hate /r9k/ so much that it is my goal to get everyone here a gf or bf so that this place will cease to exist

Happy birthday anon. Not drunk myself but wanted to wish u well

A little, just feeling like a POS again and wish I had an instant death button

Am I just a pussy bitch if I would like to be dead but dont wanna try to kms while meanwhile back when I was in highschool a girl od'd on sleep pills on purpose and had to have her stomach pumped. Does it make me a pussy to feel like that but bot try to kms if a pretty girl tried to actually do it? Id be afraid to but if i ever do it which id be 50-60 but id use a 12 gauge in some woods alone not pills. I like shooting guns but really only just because it makes me see how powerful thtybare and it kinda gives me the feeling that if i was alone and did it I would die but im still too afraid to try. maybe inshould just do it likeni said one day when my parents are dead and donit miles out in some woods someplace after being handcuffed to antree dor a few days

>>39413602
Happybday OP what are you drinking

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

Yes indeed they are sir

I've seen a lot of skinny faggots with smoking hot young women in public, so no.

I would trade in being a fat shit to be that again

>>39413568
>not just having the floor covered with clothes
pleb

>>39413609
This and also
>having more than one complete set of clothes

>>39413568
>>39413609
>not just throwing them in the drawer and slamming it shut

Do you play video games?

What do you think of Trump?

What is your diet like?

How much time do you spend online every 24 hour interval?

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Oh fuck we have a normie

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Go get terminal cancer YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

they wouldn't think at all because they're single celled organisms
there is no shittier meme than ancestral duty

I don't even know my bloodline past my grandparents and probably never will.

>>39413325
Irish half of ancestors: disappointed that i am sober and tend to avoid fighting unless necessary

Filipino ancestors: disappointed that i am not being raped or pillaged by the Spanish, or the Japanese or Muslims, etc

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>>39413316
Same here, I just started masturbating without porn. Use your imagination, faggot.

>>39413316
Give it a break for a while, one day you'll suddenly get aroused and have a massive urge to jack it

This is how normal humans masturbate

>>39413840
me on the right my gf on the left

OP I have the same problem, being on buspirone made me lose all the little sex drive I had left

You have to confront bullies like Tom Cruise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C4UvvHMoZs

>>39413250
tom cruise is a boss

>>39413229
>tries to go on the internet to share his feelings
>mispells

>>39413168
>cop called me 14 years old the other day
Why are you greentexting about your hair, faggot?
This is the real story.

>>39413230
I was wondering if someone else could relate.

(White) men that are truly effeminate have it easy. I see it every single day.
If people called you a faggot, it must be because the look didn't look genuine. Remember, we live in the brave new world now. So if you can look like an effeminate young white queer, people will like you. That's just the way it is.
It's not your natural look, anon. You're not an effeminate queer.

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>>39413120
The one that got away... *sigh*

Have you seen the size of that bank account?

That piece of shit, ghosted HER...

I have a strong feeling she'd be in porn immediately if she could. It would just ruin her prospects of ever getting a rich guy her age or younger ever again. She'd have to go for really old guys after that.

>>39414409
Who?