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>>37439349
Go on. What do you wanna talk about in particular?

>>37439423
Don't you ever get a voice in your head constantly telling you, you are going to die?

>>37439349
Well? We're waiting. Talk about it.

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Also, I download snapchat and created a normiebook as well. Pic related is another picture of me.

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If it helps, my interests/hobbies are anime, video games, cooking, gardening, watching movies, and tap dancing.

Well, sounds like you're on the right track.
I think it would help out if you shaved your beard and styled your hair differently/got a haircut. Your current look comes off a bit sloppy.

Also, I can't see your choice of clothing, but if you dress nice it definitely can boost your appearance. I'm really serious here, head on over to /fa/ or research on your own what styles would suit you.

If you don't dress sloppy, I guarantee people won't make mean comments when you go out anymore. I'm speaking from experience.

>>37439151
You want a boyfriend, and you want to be his fem boy bottom, but you don't want to be gay?

Your options are either just accept that you are gay, or transition into a mtf trans girl.

>>37439151
be my gf qt.

dont fight it.

>>37439151
you're just meme prison gay. it'll probably pass.

That's not true at all. You probably walk by a female virgin every day; there's probably a female virgin with a crush on you, but you don't even notice because you're too busy watching Stacy's ass fall out of her shorts.

>>37438995
I've met one female virgin in my entire life, and ended up friendzoned after two years of the "i don't have time" charade. I asked her at the end of that if she knew any others and she didn't

>>37438920
Lol like you're saving yourself for marriage on purpose

>>37438872
Provide a link to the place we should go upon leaving here.

>>37438872
I'll dress up as a girl for you. You can put it anywhere.

Choke me chad.

hey fellow bros. anyone want to hit up some frat parties tonight?

Bbw milfs taking big cocks up their ass

>>37438685
Some unstable woman on her period at the beach.

>>37438685
estimates of how long it'll take AIs to be as smart as humans

I wonder what'll happen when the system can literally replace any of us. I predict exterminism

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>>37438565
Yes, too bad all I have is hummus in the fridge.

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>Little Caesars
>Not Dominos pan pizza
shiggy diggy

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>>37438565
Looks absolutely vile OP.

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>>37438258
>first day at college
>already prefer being alone, but college life is way too social for me
>become incredibly bitter and hateful towards normies
>realize I've lost all passion for my major (biology and environmental science)
>don't give a shit about the world anymore
>also realize I most likely have autism and at least one personality disorder
>know I will never get a degree or high paying job
>plan on dropping out
>too scared to tell my mother
>will never tell her unless she asks because I'll pass out if I go to initiate it

I knew I had underlying issues back in 11th grade, but I dismissed them. But once I set foot on campus, it went right downhill. And this was only 9 months ago

>>37438364
What's your situation like now? are you still at college?

>>37438503
I've been home for a week, waiting for the inevitable situation where I have to tell my mother I want to drop out. She has no idea and I'm terrified of how it will change the future. I don't want a job, but I want to help my mother. I never want to set foot on campus again, I'm done with college forever. Nothing really makes me happy anymore, or at least nothing that matters, and my suicidal and depressed thoughts are coming back, just as I thought I got over them.

So all in all, not too well. My 19th birthday is in two weeks, but I don't know if I'll be alive to see me turn 20

>>37438013
I'm a Chad who works out regularly, has constructive hobbies and earns a healthy wage.

I'm unashamedly selfish in bed - if you want me to focus on you, it takes a lot of convincing.

>>37438013
lost my virgnity to chad
dick was good but he ghosted me after a month
hehehhe

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>>37438097
i wasn't asking you i was asking about fembot experiences. also last guy who told me he was a chad looked like this

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i just... send things to people

>>37438067
I dunno how many times I could have gotten laid if I weren't addicted to shitposting.

>>37438098
desu shitposting is usually more fun than simply getting a piece of ass

>>37437983
listen you'll have to send us that pic of yours so we can give you a proper reason.

>>37437983
At least anyone wants you at all.

>>37437983
That means your bio is probably shit, screen cap it and I'll critique it.

t. femanon who met my boyfriend on OKC

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>look in the mirror
>still like a prepubescent boy

>tfw friendzoned people because hating yourself so much that you can't beat the thought of anyone ever touching your disgusting body or kissing your repulsive mouth

>>37437939
I still have the chin and jaw and cheeks from when I was a 12 year old while the rest of my face grew massive and is like that of a 40 year old's.

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>>37437798
i am a sad man

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thursday is always Angie day

>>37437823
what terrible english

me metaphorically on the left

I know they're trying to depict le redditor as a normie but even the reddit guy is kinda weird desu. Neither really live up to the Chad fratboy archetype.

>>37437787
>People like to be around him
I sure as hell don't, and people who actually like him are probably the kind of people I fucking detest too.

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Superior

Xmdmdmfm

I'm at about NW2 at 26.
Pretty shit, but I'm not shedding at all so hopefully it will just be a gradual thing. If it starts going downhill fast I'll just get on Fin.

>>37437763
You're a good looking dude OP.
Shave your head, lift a bit and you could easily be Chad.