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>tfw annoying gay thoughts
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>shitpost in these kinds of threads before
>moved to ironically playing along in them instead
>a year later into chastity, dressing up, and keeping my body hairless as possible
it wasn't supposed to be like this
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>>37451031
No Asian femboy bf to love and protect.
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>>37451031
>want to play with my fat friend's belly and tits
I know that feel
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why isn't being underweight focused on as much as being overweight?
it seems any time i turn on the tv all i see is fat cunts bitching because they have no discipline and can't put down the fork and do a little bit of cardio
yet i for the life of me can not force myself to eat 2000+ calories and am underweight
fat people are already half way to making it, all they have to do is cut and lift, skinny fags have to gain weight before they can cut and lift
it's just so unfair that we are looked at like we have a gift of not being fat asses when we have the complete opposite problem of having no energy and being so pathetically weak it isn't funny
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>>37450947
Just fucking EAT. Skellyfags are even more annoying than fat fucks.
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>>37451010
it is far easier to not eat than it is to eat because not eating literally requires you to do nothing
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>>37450947
Don't worry, you'll start blowing up into a typical fat NEET once you turn 18.
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Anyone have the full version of this? I have to see how it ends!
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>>37450522
i don't think there is one lmao
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>>37450522
The point might be that it goes on forever.
That slut wouldn't have any of those problems if she got to know the person for a bit instead of jumping straight on that dick.
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>>37450581
The girl eventually gets old and used up and settles for the man so they both escape suicide
A happy ending for everyone!
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I want a NEET boyfriend. It's so boring to like someone who's always busy. I want to spend the entire day with someone. Every day.
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Are you a cute boy? I am a semi-neet but I want someone to spend all day with too ;-;
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>>37450583
No I am not a cute boy, I am a regular-looking girl.
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>>37450505
you'd get tired of it after the first couple of days
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Bring some suicide memes. The good shit.
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I'm not really into depression memes, but I found this on my HDD
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These were funny until people who weren't depressed and suicidal started posting them.
Not even self deprecating anymore, it's just another standard meme.
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>>37450075
>tfw you have noone to show ur collection
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I think I know how to fix society's problems 2017-06-02 05:36:04 Post No.37449928
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I think I know how to fix society's problems
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I know this seems like /pol/faggotry, but I've had an epiphany and I don't care.
> Abolish taxation, and replace it with a monthly flat 5% income tax. No matter what your income is, only a 5% tax. If the government needs any more money, they can have fundraisers like everyone else.
> If someone intentionally commits a misdemeanor, they must do hard labor in a labor camp for a duration of time equal to their crime. If someone intentionally commits a felony, they must do hard labor in a labor camp for a duration of time equal to their crime, if they have committed a severe felony, (murder, rape, embezzlement, etc.) they can choose between a lifetime of hard labor in a labor camp or public execution via hanging.
> Any degree of deception or corruption in the government is considered a severe felony.
> Legalize marijuana, tax, and regulate it like we do alcohol and nicotine.
> Ban hard drugs, (coke, meth, heroin, etc.) and make the manufacture and distribution of hard drugs a felony punishable by a lifetime of hard labor or public execution via hanging, their choice. Hard drug addicts guilty of possession are forcibly relocated to rehabilitation centers or are privately executed via buckshot to the forehead if they refuse to comply.
> Ban pornography and recognize pornography as a hard drug, subject to all of the laws that entails. Gluttony and trans-sexuality are recognized as mental disorders, and gluttons and transsexuals are forcibly relocated to rehabilitation centers or are privately executed via buckshot to the forehead if they refuse to comply.
> Lower the age of consent to 16, ban polyamory and premarital sex, and treat adultery as a felony punishable by two years of hard labor for every year the adulterer was married to the victim of adultery.
> (1/2)
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> Completely overhaul the education system, and replace it with what amounts to trade schools with a mandatory physical fitness regimen, and basic literacy, mathematics, history, and self-dependency courses. Everything that's not either an applicable trade or basic course is considered an elective class.
> Voters must meet one of the following two criteria to be eligible to vote, (1.) They must have served at least 2 years in the military, OR, (2.) They must have been in a stable marital relationship for a minimum of ten years and have raised at least 3 children to successful maturity.
> Firearm regulations are abolished, and anything short of explosive ordnance and automatic anti-personnel weapons are readily accessible with nothing more than a basic background check. If someone has served at least 2 years in the military and can pass a basic background check, they can legally obtain explosive ordnance and automatic anti-personnel weapons.
> Illegal immigration is punishable by immediate deportation, second-time offenders are punished by immediate deportation and being banned from legal immigration, and third-time offenders are privately executed via buckshot to the forehead, and their remains are to be shipped to their loved ones.
What do you think? I think I've covered all of the bases.
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This would result in many states and cities seceding from the union. Either outright civil war (in which case the rebel states like California and new York would win) or complete collapse of your antiquated government to follow.
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You didn't actually fix anything.
Nice going sperg. Don't run for public office!
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>got a haircut
>got some new clothes
>keep noticing that girls have been looking at me a lot more
feels great. am manlet btw
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhahHAHAHHHAHAHhahhHAHHAHAHAA
*breathes in*
BWAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH
*wheezes*
HAHAAA-*cough cough cough* HOLY SHIT!! CAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAH
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>>37449883
Anon, I know you don't want to hear this, but they are looking for the wrong reasons. Most people stare at clowns when they walk in public.
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>keep noticing that girls have been looking at me a lot more
You're hallucinating, OP.
NA RADIO STANICI
CUJEM NEKI GLAS:
"HALO UJKO,OVDE CEDO,
JEBO LI TE PAS."
PALIM CIGARU
DOK PRICAM SA NJIM,
OPSUJE MI MAJKU,
JA MU UZVRATIM.
RAZMISLJ'O SAM DUGO
KAKO BI GA PRES'O,
ALI NAM SE MUJO
U VEZU UMESO.
CUTI,CUTI UJKO
UBICU TE JA,
ZNAS LI ONU NASU
"STIZE VOJVODA"
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>>37449880
Xaxaxaxaxaxaxax
Totally
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>>37449976
jebem ti majku ujko
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Moj je tata zlocinac iz rata
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This country was founded by Africans, Mexicans, Filipinos, Vietnamese, Chinese, Koreans, Arabs, Iranians, Pakistanis. Oh wait no it wasn't.
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>>37449703
>>>/pol/
Get this race baiting shit off my board.
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>>37449703
There is more to American history than 1776.
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They held these truths to be self evident, that all men are created un-equal.
Oh wait, no they didn't.
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What the fuck even is a date? What do people do for dates anymore? When is it okay to ask someone out?
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Dinner you dumb fuck
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>romantic dates
>2017
just harass someone and blackmail them until they send nudes jeez
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>>37449553
That's what I thought but I was talking to someone about dates and they asked me what I thought dates were and I said going out for dinner and the person rolled their eyes and stopped talking to me and now I'm pissed as fuck
What the fuck are dates
what is your biggest trouble in life right now, /r9k/?
>can't keep a steady job because to mental illness
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>>37449460
I can't leave the house because I get scared while my mom drives the car.
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>>37449460
Loneliness
>Originolololol
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>>37449460
Just more numb each day and I really didn't want to numb these feels...trying to be practical instead of emotionally raped everyday. Thanks for doing this shit to me again, keep doing you though, that's the most important thing right?
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Just got dumped out of the blue by my gf of a year and a half. Less than a month ago she was pushing for marriage.
Reasons she said included "falling out of love" and "just not feeling it anymore".
I guess I should be grateful I said no to her marriage requests, otherwise she would be divorce raping me now. Maybe that's what she wanted all along.... Had she waited a year or so longer I would've said yes
I still feel awful, don't know what to do. I am tired of needing women yet none of them are capable of any sort of loyalty or unconditional love.
Oh well, at least I got to lose my virginity before dying. Guess I should be grateful I experienced that at least.
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Killing yourself over being upset about the most robotic part of being human is lame.
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>>37449386
>my gf
Hyeyryeye yuor gurofrendo
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>>37449450
I don't think I dishonored myself so I am gonna try not to suicide. She's the stupid slut who didn't know how good she had it, and honestly I doubt she will find another man willing to give her kids or share his house like I was. I liked her but I am a freak, she isn't what the vast majority of people would call attractive and her SJW bullshit gets tiring.
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What am I supposed to do over the summer when I have no friends and social anxiety?
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play world of warcraft my negro
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Probably whatever you do during the rest of the year.
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>>37449250
I don't know. Sorry to not helping you OP
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>this is a qt girl from your high school that you had a crush on
>she's getting filled with Chad's cum every day while you haven't even kissed a girl yet
How does this make you feel?
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i like this webm so god damn much
no matter what person i image myself as
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I've literally never had a "crush" in my life and I'm 30.
Got diagnosed with autism, schizoid personality disorder and empathy deficit disorder recently, so it sort of makes sense now lel.
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I had a crush once, got rejected, and haven't had feelings for a girl since. Is this normal?
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>24
>have never kissed a girl
>have never held hands with a girl
>have never had a one on one conversation with a girl who wasn't doing her job (i.e. cashier, librarian, etc)
>have never been on a date with a girl
>have never been invited on a group outing by a girl
Is it too late for me? I feel like I've missed too much for any girl my age to willingly put up with how socially retarded I must be
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>>37449174
24 to 25 here, yeah it is boy. We can be alone together though.
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>>37449174
Umm nope, you can use that as an excuse to have one real conversation. Just open up on bitch like. "Ive never had a real conversation with a female and I need too, so hi." Even if its like 2 minutes that like 2 lightyears.
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>>37449378
What a fucking autistic thing to do
She'll do nothing more than rightly be disgusted and creeped out
Then where does that leave him? With a single conversation where the girl was put off by him.
That'll do WONDERS for his self-confidence