Quit stealing my 14 year old Latina crush. She could've been my wife.
I'm a Latina and I've been impregnated by Jewish seed. How does that make you feel?
Why is this an issue? He'll just breed the native blood out of her line.
>>37459539
like your baby is gonna be a crack addict
June 2nd, 2017
What's on your mind, darling?
>>37459429
Cant truss no1
>>37459429
WHERE'S THE COFFEE DONNY?
>Get a text message from a friend
>Dont touch my phone for a few days
Its not that it give me anxiety, I just dislike people messaging me.
Hey, robots, I wish life was more like anime. I'd have massive tits, a cute butt and I'd get to wear all kinds of cute outfits without being called a slut. Boys would be hotter, everyone would have abs and spikes anime hair... we'd have powers and all kinds of interesting things happening around us. Yet here I am, flat chested and living my boring life. Anyone else share this feel? Anything else anime offers?
>>37459386
I agree therefore be my gf
I wish life was like one piece. I wish I could be spending my early 20 adventuring with friends, but here I am just sitting here doing nothing
>>37459446
>everyone should conform to my life choices
this is what is wrong with the current generation
Who else /uglyface/ here.
>tfw /fit/
>tfw have a passion
>tfw have money
>tfw have a naturally charismatic personality
>tfw working on social competence
It doesn't matter because a women will never see past your face. I've had girls ghost me because I took a picture from different angles.
I'm just going to going disregard women and go full bearmode and become a viking.
>>37459377
Do you seriously not see the irony in posting Elliott Smith who was successful and well liked despite being a borderline autistic uggo?
>>37459426
If he was so well liked, why did he kill himself?
>>37459426
Do you seriously not see the irony in replying when he literally was one of the most notoriously depressed singer-songwriters of the 21st century that ended up killing themselves.
>have to turn the downstairs light on when I come to bed
>turn it off and immediately run up stairs
>imagine a face peering at me through the front door
>Turn off lights
>Feel like some invisible monster is going to tear me apart unless I get in bed RIGHT NOW
>>37459374
Don't worry anon I still sleep with the lights on. Fuck those invisible grays that enter my room at night. Creepy as fuck bumping into something invisible
>>37459374
>not taunting the monsters to come and end your suffering
Almost have all of my debt paid up. Brand new car about to be paid off. Could pay it all off right now and still have over 6k left. But I'm going to keep investing and growing. I'm lending btc now and making passive income off of my investment. Now that the majority of my debt is paid off I can invest half my monthly income into crypto. I made a thread here two weeks ago and you all called me a shill. Now I'm thousands of dollars richer and saving up to buy a house in cash. Best part is a lot of my investments right now aren't even with my money, they're with the profits I earned. I literally can't lose.
>>37459363
What's this? How much did you start with? I'm poor and can't find work. Help pls
ive seen this thread before from ur broke ass
i make $20k/mo passive income by stealing political youtube videos
suck my dick
>>37459414
Don't fall for it anon. It's a /biz/ trap.
If "size doesn't matter", why do women gossip about the penis size of the guys they've fucked?
>>37459291
Because thats a myth, females do care about penis size.
>>37459291
What the fuck my dick is 7.8 inches and these guys are monsters they make me feel like shit
my gf loves my big dick and abs
Its still may on my op edition
Milk Cat 65
Real nigga hours what you lads up to?
>Ebin has an OP image saved with the words "best poster" in a circle pointing to the girl he avatarfags with
Why is it that chad swipes right to fat women like this?
>>37459055
Chads love chicks with phat azz
she got the phat azz
>>37459055
everyone i know swipes right to everyone except the black girls, and if they match with someone they don't like they just don't follow up with a message.
Fuck if I know. I tried the whole Tinder game for awhile and would get response like that. 90% of the time I would assume people were not real. Took a chance with one guy and it was like going out with a God...got so overwhelmed I cried on the date.
since r9k is filled with normies and every thread like this has gone well,
>tfw no robot bf
>>37458987
Just post your discord and get ready for about 5+ requests if you're a femanon
>>37459003
i'm actually not all that interesting to talk to. more boring than the average robot, id say
>robot bf
Who would want that? What did she mean by this
Tell me of some weird cool abilities you have. I'll go first. I can burp on demand, and I can build up my burps to a point where I burp really loud for 3 seconds straight
I can make kage bunshin
>>37458968
I can make my vagina fart.
We have the same ability, my brother
This is now /intentional burping/ general thread, discuss burping techniques and personal stories about your longest/loudest burp
How many push ups can you do? Don't know? Get on the ground and find out, and no cheating either.
>>37458888
Just checked. I can do 4,256 pushups.
>>37458888
30ish pushups in a row regularly, I can go up to 40
I do pushups on most days to maintain the little muscle mass I have though
>>37458888
Being a skellyfag, I can do about 50 or so in a minute before my arms give out
What's the first thought that entire your head while seeing this image
>>37458798
qt
not in actual words, just the feeling
poor taste, death grips is like 5 years dated at this point.
>>37458813
What did anon mean by this: a series
>A new DNA analysis of Ancient Egyptians shows they were more Turkish and European than African
>blacks waznt even kangs
Hahaha blacks BTFO
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/ancient-egyptians-were-more-european-10530527
>>37458719
this shouldn't be news to you
so egpyt a roach?
>>37458719
What about MJ?
Why did they knocked his nose?
>Oh h-hey Anon...uh, what're you doing tonight? Cuz, if you're not busy m-maybe you want to go see Wonder Woman with me? Orifnotthatscooltoo!!!
would/10. I need a kike gf in my life
>>37458450
Wonder woman? Sorry but I don't watch shit movies.
>>37458450
I would on the off chance she isn't an obnoxious feminist.