Hello
am i still curable
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Not sure, but if yes let me in on it. I got the same fucking thing.
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>>37463216
Sorry to hear that
do you have a discord anon?
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none of those have or need a "cure." it's not a disease to have shitty moods. taking medication to feel better is pathetic, but do whatever you think is best.
you talking about this shit is to most people what some rich dude talking about his betting problem is to you.
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Did I get rejected or does she mean it? 2017-06-03 06:15:49 Post No.37463066
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Did I get rejected or does she mean it?
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Hey robots, I think I just got turned down.
>Recently started speaking with a girl a lot.
>We get really close
>Confess to her
>She accepts my feelings
>We talk a lot more
>We say we love each other like 20 times a day but I know her's is different
>She breaks up with bf 30 minuets after saying "I love you so much anon"
>I think this is my shot, she must have done it for me.
>Don't want to seem obsessive so I give it 3 days
>On the 72nd hour after her telling me the news I send her a giant paragraph asking her out
>She replies "I would consider you, yes but I am not ready quite yet I will need a significant amount of time to recover."
>I try to play it cool "Oh I understand" etc.
>Cry on the inside, might do so on the outside depending on how this goes
>She says she's going to sleep.
We do have very sincere talks but I don't want to be naive enough to be tricked. Am I being cucked?
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>>37463066
You shouldn't have sent her a giant paragraph exactly 72 hours after the news. You should've played it cool, kept it simple. "Hey do you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
People appreciate strong emotional relationships, but going from an only emotional one to also physical is much harder than the opposite.
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HAHAHAHA you got cucked
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>>37463066
>>37463066
Don't confess feelings. It just ruins it. You fucked up. Also, keep texts short.
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Post funny ideas for suicide
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Blow an air compressor either up your ass or down your throat until something inside you blows up
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>make a razorwire noose
>place noose around neck and glue hands to sides of head.
>jump from high place.
>now it looks like you pulled your head off.
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>>37463074
Oldie but goldie. I've always wanted to include a time explosive embedded behind an eye surgically that explodes after 10mins of my death for added FUCK YEA. Imagine being the EMTs transporting your corpse when the head suddenly KASLPFTTHTHH's all over the inside of the Ambulance.
Alternatively I wanna make some sort of postmortem device that shoots a replica Chest Burster up out of my chest
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Hello im trying not to have another meltdown.
i acted really weird today and stood up against a jerk with confidence.
but later on i started crying and wanted help
i still feel this way after waking up. how do i stop crying can someone help me
AmQYSs
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Hi friend, sorry you're feeling bad.
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>>37462814
i tried rocking back and forth to feel better
i cant stop pacing around
my parents wouldn't care if i told them how i was feeling im scared to feel this way any longer
i hate it
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>>37462853
You'll be getting your medication soon, or maybe you've gotten it already. Let that give you some hope, might make you feel better.
Have you thought about writing in a journal? I like to log my thoughts and feelings down sometimes. Makes me feel better.
>attend the #15 college in the United States
>3.8 GPA
>can't get a minimum wage job in my home town for the summer
I HAVE APPLIED TO TEN INTERNSHIPS AND TWENTY JOBS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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what is the #15 college
what is your major
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>>37462716
Notre Dame
Business Analytics
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>>37462734
Welcome to the real world. You need to apply for way more before you get something.
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How do you react when a super underage girl makes sexual advances towards you?
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>>37462349
>How do you react when a super underage girl makes sexual advances towards you?
I don't because this doesn't happen
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Don't reciprocate (maybe a little) but don't reject her either. Let her keep doing it
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>>37462384
this
I secretly like it, but I'm s moral fag
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>TWF no candlejack gf
>why even li-
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DO U LIEK MUDK-
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>>37462440
I LURVE MU-
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You dumbass you can't say candleja-
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>parents are forcing me to go to college but aren't paying for it
>have no idea what I'm doing
>have no idea what I'm going to study
>don't like or care about anything
>don't even know if I'm smart enough to graduate
>can't back out because there are literally no other viable options
I really wish that I would be killed in a terrorist attack so people wouldn't think of me as a coward
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>>37462202
this happened to me i ended up not going cause i felt like a failure in a swarm of humans that will be far more successful than me
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>>37462202
>forcing me to go
no they aren't anon. nobody can force you to go to college
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>>37462287
This. I hate it when fucking kids come to this board and think they have problems.
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I'm ugly and fat. How can I get a sugar daddy?
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>>37462185
There's a few sites that people pay to talk to you. I forgot what they were called.
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>>37462229
But, I'm not fun or interesting to talk to. People don't even want to talk to me for free. I have no online friends. Am I doomed to be a wagecuck forever?
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>>37462185
Hello newfag """""fembot"""""
Here we call them orbiters
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What did robots do at night before the internet? Just sit up and watch TV?
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>>37462149
Pretty much, just sit at home alone watch TV maybe write shit or have a little project/hobby they do to occupy themselves. Run midle trains, build mode plains it put together a ship in a bottle. Something to keep your sanity.
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>>37462262
You think maybe they didn't stay up all night like modern robots? I could see them turning in earlier after the Tonight show or 9 to 11 o'clock television programming ended.
The internet goes back pretty far in time too. Maybe most adult aged robots in the 90s were online by then, and even in the 80s there were BBSes.
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>>37462149
From 1994-98 I played video games and watched infomercials. I didn't start reading much until I got the internet
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>tfw got to the point where vanilla porn turns me off
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>my my anon, what a tragedy!
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I've never masturbated to vanilla porn.
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mainstream consumer VR porn is gonna blow up within 10 decades, try not to get ED or diabeetus through your shitty robot diet or alcoholism before then
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It's my birthday today, robots. And I'm feeling sad.
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Happy Birthday.
Try to get comfy, eat food that you like, watch a movie you enjoyed, and just try to be happy. You deserve it.
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Hey anon, don't be sad (normie advice, sorry)! How old are you now?
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Happy birthday anon how old are you turninng friendo?
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23 year old KV, Just lost virginity to an escort. 2017-06-03 05:06:44 Post No.37461963
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23 year old KV, Just lost virginity to an escort.
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I had no idea I was going to lose my virginity yesterday, but I don't know what went over me and I just did it.
>On a trip through South America
>Book fancy hotel
>Start spam messaging all the hookers I know were reliable in the area
>She will be here in 30 minutes
>whathefuck.png
>Oh shit I have long ass nails and I stink
>Run to pharmacy
>buy beauty supplies
>She arrives at the hotel
>Go pick her up
>She is t i c c as fuck, cute face and has huge operated boobs.
>Awkward long pause at the elevator for her
>We get to the room
>She sits on the couch like we are just hanging out
>Hard to break barrier
>She starts making some random small talk and asking me questions
>I tell her I want to kiss her but she doesn't understand my mumble
>I try to kiss her but have no idea how so I just kinda kiss the side of her mouth
>She says she needs to use the bath
Continue?
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how big was her benis?
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>>37461963
>Kissing a whore
Nigga you know how many dicks been there? (I'm a lonely ass fuck probably do the same desu.) Please continue.
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>>37462087
We didn't kiss though, max I went for was a peck on the lips and it felt amazing honestly.
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I want a bf. Please someone, be my boyfriend. Am girl.
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I'M SICK OF THESE THREADS
FUCK OFF TO /SOC/
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>>37461747
We just had this thread. Here's your (You) though.
Also Describe yourself if you are actually serious.
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>>37461764
Oh I didn't make another thread. I'm really low IQ. everything else about me is pretty normal. That's all.
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lTT
post a picture
other anon replies with a fitting song
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Alright, here is a relevant picture.
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https://youtu.be/ZAxRozTgoXM
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This is an image, there may or may not be more lime it but this is nutella