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Wait, if there are more women having sex than ever why are there so many virgins who are male?
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>>37468751
the same men fuck multiple women
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>>37468751
Because the top men will fuck multiple different women every week and often literally have their own harems consisting of girls that only fuck that one dude and rarely anybody else and are constantly orbiting him and vying for his attention. It is a lot like how things are in the jungle.
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>>37469096
>le 80/20 maymay
fucking retards.
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>"Do you want a receipt for that?"
>"Yes please"
>Put it in the bin when I get home
Who /DEVILISH/ here
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That's a good one, I do that too. Always ask for a receipt. And then trash it.
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>"Would you like to pay with card or cash?"
>"cash"
>wanted to pay by card
I always get away with this one
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>spend 49 cents
>pay with card
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Why haven't you started playing an instrument yet?
One of the best shortcuts for betas to find friends and later a girlfriend is to be a musician or have some other interesting hobby
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>>37468300
Instruments and hobbies are for fags, too busy listening to Garage to care desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq93oe67DNo
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>>37468300
I'll have you i can play smoke on the water on the low e string, motherfucker.
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>>37468300
>have an a hobby
>oh yeah I play guitar/piano/paint water color/study languages haha
>consumer entertain-me millennials immediately expect you to be a virtuoso like you're some youtube video for them to watch
>oh haha no it's not like that
>oh...wow anon is so fake
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My anxiety goes in overdrive just seeing the video. Never been to a party in my life.
How do normies do this shit? And to think this is a 15th birthday party...what the hell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whf0VPidcXA
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practicing
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Anxiety?
I just feel a little angry
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>>37468232
I wonder how boring this party was in real life.
Just some underage kids, sticking their tongue like they are in a bukkake porn and drinking a bottle of whatever before puking it all up behind the scenes meanwhile the little girls kiss each other thinking
>Did I give someone a boner yet?
They are probably the same girls who scream rape when a 15 year old boy did get a boner
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>oneitis calls you "bro"
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>>37468128
>girl notices you exist
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Pikachu is so broken in that game holy shit. I force a strict no-Pikachu rule when playing with friends. And when someone picks Kirby we all go Kirby.
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>oneitis calls you "bro"
>tell her you're into incest
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Why the fuck is Mccreeee so bad? He sucks in every possible aspect.
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I want to be Eiffel Towered by McCree and Hanzo while Genji watches.
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>>37468061
Does he actually? Last I remember playing all you had to do was throw the flashbang and fan the hammer and it was a guaranteed kill on pretty much anyone. I kind of want to try playing it again but I'm put off by the community being so reddit-tier.
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>>37468061
learn to aim desu
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Can someone post the coffee copypasta?
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There is no set copy pasta, it varies a bit. I'll post a screen cap of an early and enjoyable thread which contains most of the elements. It did not start as NEET shitposting, but it's still good.
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>>37468051
Yeah, no proble- oh, wait. I haven't finished my cuppa coffee yet. Sorry, friend, maybe next time.
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>>37468155
Thanks man
>>37468222
Nice trips, post more morning joe pepes
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You're not straight edge, are you, anon?
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no, but weed is for retards to help them forget they are retarded.
you're not retarded, are you, anon?
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>>37467569
>panic attacks when you smoke weed
>tfw everyone thinks you're just making excuses
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Nobody believes me, but I feel extremely sick after doing literally any drug. Even weed makes me throw up, and I become numb in an itchy, unpleasant way. I have no idea why it happens.
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Would you date a girl (biological) who has huge labia (ME ='[ ) but wanted you to please help her pay for her labiaplasty? Or would you be disgusted by this request?
Which is more disgusting:
-a girl having huge beef curtains like mine
or
-knowing that a girl formerly had beef curtains, but got labiaplasty (assuming it went well)? IOW, are you disgusted by the idea of the procedure itself even if it went well-- so much so against the surgery that you'd prefer the natural beef curtains?
Also do you prefer a labiaplasty that left weird bumpy texture (a common case for labiaplasty gone 'wrong') but still small flaps post-plasty, OR would you rather the girl have natural soft texture but still with hugeass roastbeef flaps like mine (so no surgery took place)?
I'm not trolling. Just talking bluntly because it's r9k and genuinely curious of your thoughts
Thanks
-mylabiasucks. also not posting pictures sorry!
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>>37467296
No one actually cares what your labia looks like: the meme is psychological warfare against women to get in their head and fuck with them. If you did get labiaplasty it would suggest that you're superficial or insecure, in addition to possibly making it look weird or scarred. Don't mutilate yourself, strive to accept yourself instead.
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>not posting pictures
kill yourself faggot
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>>37467296
>but wanted you to please help her pay for her labiaplasty?
Um, why should a guy have to help pay for your pussy surgery? Pay for it yourself, roastie.
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>black
>5 inch penis
>5'7
>asocial
Why was I built to fail bros?
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are you me, but I'm 5'8"
I also have no friends and spend all my time in the computer.
My dick gets as big as 5.2 though, but only when I have sex with my fembot gf.
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>>37467346
it hurts man
all of these black people memes and i can't be a part of any of them
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>>37467023
I'm you but white
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This board is nothing but thread about dicks, trannies, fucking chastity fetishes... I'm legitimately straight and I just don't like fucking seeing it. It's more of a cringe than anything. Even thought I can't do anything about it, I'm interested in how many of you are actually gay here.
Answer these statements with Yes or No
>1. Are you interested in natural men?
>2 Are you interested in traps?
>3. Are you interested in transsexuals?
>4. Do you mind seeing 20+ gay threads a day?
>5. Have you ever posted a naked picture of yourself or of your dick here?
>6. Are you questioning your sexuality?
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>>37467004
i don't like this baby, i want to slap him across his nasty grin
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>>37467004
>>1. Are you interested in natural men?
yes
>>2 Are you interested in traps?
no
>>3. Are you interested in transsexuals?
no
>>4. Do you mind seeing 20+ gay threads a day?
sorta
>>5. Have you ever posted a naked picture of yourself or of your dick here?
yea
>>6. Are you questioning your sexuality?
no
i'm actually 100% gay, not prison gay, and robot though
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>>37467004
>1. Are you interested in natural men?
>2 Are you interested in traps?
>3. Are you interested in transsexuals?
I like anything feminine, so women, traps, femboys all get me hard
>4. Do you mind seeing 20+ gay threads a day?
I'll admit obvious gay ERP is fucking annoying
>5. Have you ever posted a naked picture of yourself or of your dick here?
No
>6. Are you questioning your sexuality?
I don't actually care if people see me as gay or straight or whatever and I don't feel snowflake enough to try and come up with some bullshit term for myself
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can't get over my oneitis
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>began talking to oneitis in early march
>talk to her once in a few days but regularly for a month
>we talk in english, we are from different countries yet I am very engaged romantically
>she is perfect personality-wise, she knows the internet lingo but doesn't actively go on chans and nor acts like a memelord xd
>she is still very feminine
>sometimes she plays the therapist with me, we engage in personal subjects without her feeling like breaking into my personal space
>stops talking to me, returns after 3 weeks
>this was in late april, now we haven't talked at all for 6 weeks already
>she left me
>I still love her even though I have never heard her voice let alone seeing her physically
>dream her almost every night, have vividly thoughts about kidnapping her
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please answerino, bumping this thread
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It'll take you 1-2 years to completely not give a fuck anymore OP. Thats how it worked out for me
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>>37467109
Oh online relationship huh. I take back what i said. kys op
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Would you date a 30+ year old NEET girl?
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probably
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if she was hot, yes
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>>37466798
if you are not fat. fat people are disgusting.
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>intj
>terrible at school cuz lazyness
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>only intj cause I'm a fucking loser who is in denial about how much of a unsocialised loser he is
Ouch
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>ENFJ
>terrible at school because I'm always busy helping people with their problems (mediating arguments, tutoring people that are having trouble with subjects, etc)
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>>37466726
daammit
cant you force some apathy on yourself?
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How can you date an impure girl knowing that she has already done this with multiple men?
Daily reminder that women who're non virgin and unmarried are all whores.
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>>37466692
No, all women are whores, there are just unused whores and used whores
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i thought the cum was usually on her face in these threads
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Wow just coming back to /r9k/ after an absence of 3-4 years and you guys are still having the exact same threads.