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>drank myself to sleep last night
>wake up after 6 hours of sleep
>horrible hangover

what are some comfy games to play when hungover?
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>>37168694
Give StarBound a try lad, make a comfy house, or village, it'll be worth it in the end.
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>>37168694
Get weed and sleep
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>>37168733
I think I already played that. It's like terraria just more "complex"

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>Be black
>Walking through the park
>Walking towards a group of white guys
>One looks back
>They all start speeding up
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>>37168360
Yeah I am afraid.

I can't afford to get addicted to boi pucci
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>>37168535
Post dick whiteboi
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Arrests are rare in my parts.
Black people are even rarer.
>be me
>riding home from work
>never seen an arrest in my life
>see a group of people being loaded into a police car on the side of the road
>they're all black men
This satisfies me.

Who was the biggest titcow that you knew and what happened to them anons?
Did you ever have a chance?
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>>37167994
My gf
Had sex last weeked, but I moved away from her for work recently :(
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>Eleanor

Mute girl in HS and eventually my uni. She had some odd disorder where she had too many hormones or some shit. Ended up being a natural lactator
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Some mexican chick at school

She was in to black guys so never had a chance. She hit puberty early because I remember her having huge tits in middle school. In high school they were so big she tried to compress them by wearings two shirts and sports bras. It just looked like she had this big uniboob because they were so compressed but they were still huge.

I used to save all her pics and fap to them in high school, I probably lost gallons to her. I used to have a class with her and I fapped in the restroom every day over those things.

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What content does /r9k/ make?
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>>37472702
>rants

From that screenshot alone you seem like a self centered teenager.
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Here's my soundcloud
https://soundcloud.com/user-241677131
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>>37472702
>last content made 1 month ago
Step up nigga

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*stops you dead in your tracks*
Have you embraced male gendercide, anon?
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I'll embrace you, cutie.
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smack this bitch right in her kisser and say "get out of my way, you punk ass dyke"

should teach her
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>>37472413
Are you fucking drunk, stoned, or both? This is degeneracy. I'll shoot "her" and you too, and then myself.

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>brush my lips every day so they are soft and kissable
>dont have a bf who grabs my chin and kisses me

I'm starting to feel like it's pointless
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>>37472210
Maybe you should lose weight instead ham planet
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>>37472241
>Maybe you should lose weight instead ham planet
anon I weigh like 100 pounds
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>>37472210
Do you brush them just with water or do you put something in the brush?

>tfw parents think I have anxiety and depression
>tfw made my mum cry
>tfw they want to send my to a psychiatrist
is this the end robots?
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Psychiatrist will just load you up on shitty meds abandon ship or suffer brain zaps
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>>37472037

Milk it, man.

Use it to get qualified for NEETbucks.
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>>37472145
can you get NEETbux from anxiety or depression? i thought you had to be a full on autist to get that.

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have you ever been intimidating in your entire life?

i yelled at a decrepit old man once. barely spooked him.
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>>37471754
At school when you go reeee mode and throw chairs and tables and shit at people.
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>>37471754
Yeah,i was at the head of a line for a supreme store opening
waited like 6hours in line when this rich kid comes to the front and offers some guy like 300$ to buy a couple shirts
so i told the guy fuck that just say no bro
so the kid says no and i told the guy with the cash to beat it
people in then cheered me on felt goodman
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>>37471754
On the occasion just because when you don't talk much and you get angry you tend to blow up in front of people's faces a little, it's almost psychotic.

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It is now confirmed that Barron Trump is on the autism spectrum
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>>37471608

>11 yo
>taller than literal adult males

Jesus christ he's fucking massive. Has GLIMPF genetically engineered the perfect human?
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Naw those types of NBs are hip these days with the kids

Source: I work at a Buffalo Exchange near one of those cool art kid high schools
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>>37471734
Never - new balance will always be autistic as fuck

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TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PC CITY

WHERE THEY GOT NO GAMES AND THE PORTS ARE SHITTY
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>>37471532

wrong board kiddo

>xbone master race

ps 4 games pls go
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>>37471532
Do people on 4chan play on xbox or ps4?

I always assumed it was about 95 percent pc.
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It's always funny seeing bad ports because they end up alienating half the players

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so you know when you break up with your internet boyfriend for the seventh time and then he goes out and loses his virginity to some girl like, what a slut, dropped if he weren't already, and then you know that he did that jus to hurt your stupid yandere heart although he will deny it and kind of believe that that wasn't what he was doing, and you really only broke up with him seven times because all he wanted to do after telling you to kill yourself for seven months although not really harassing you about it was roleplay as some mental illness faggot when months before he would jus send you snapchats of him barking like a dog and then go back to normal, and you jus wanted him that whole time to go back to being normal and good because he was good, and what it means when you love someone is to want them to be good so that you can love them more, and they jus refuse and refuse and make up some shit about how /you're/ the one who's not good even though you show them the light all the time about who's the not-good one and they just try to forget so they can do things that they know will hurt you and your stupid yandere heart. tfw
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>>37471359
do you want to talk about it with some hot coco and a hug?
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>>37471386
I think I'm good thanks
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>>37471447
You seem pretty upset, you sure you don't want anything?
I also got icecream over here.

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who here /hikikomori/? my current record for not leaving my house is 2 years and 6 months
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2 years and 8 months fgt
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how do you get groceries and shit without leaving the house?
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>>37471358

I haven't left "my house" in... 7 years. And before that I think it was like 8/9 years

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>high school
>Chad always talks to you condescendingly, calling you "bud" and shit
Anyone else used to know this feel?
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>>37471334
They always asked me if I smoked weed and if I was high.
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>>37471334
Sure thing, we've all been there, champ
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>>37471334

People still do this to me. I'm 23. I feel like I should be old enough to be taken seriously by now

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>"Aw man I haven't had sex in nearly two whole weeks"
>"You think that's bad? I haven't had sex in an entire month!"

>"Hey anon, when was the last time you had sex?"
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November 30th, 2016.
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>>37471286
Three days ago, lads
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>>37471286

I've never had sex in my entire life

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>What is the gospel?
The gospel is the message that Jesus Christ, although existed in the very form of God, did not consider that equality something to be held onto and chose to leave that heavenly place, enter into his own creation and die for the sins of his people. But guess what he rose on the third day because death could not hold it's grip on the blessed son of God and when you are resurrected on the day of judgement the same spirit that raised Christ from the dead will also be the same spirit that raised you on the last day.

>How to enter heaven
One enters into heaven through faith alone, for Christ had already died for our sins and so what could we possibly add on to that? Are we to say that the blood of Christ is not sufficient and we are to add onto that? No, his blood cleansed us of sin and to be cleansed of your sins you first must believe and Christ will do the rest.

I invite Christians, agnostics, atheists and everything in between, that includes people of other faith, to discuss Christianity and learn more about the largest religion in the world. God bless! I the past I have tried to appeal to non-believers by kinda white washing but now, none of that but also be prepared because you might not get the answers you like although they might be true. I have also created a discord server which is mainly for Christians and non-believers looking for a discussion. It's not really meant for discussion, but if you do cause trouble, you will be removed from the server.
>.gg/AyQfdQW

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Haven't done these in a long time!
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nobody cares faggot
asdfghjkl;'
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>>37471434
Realy? Well, since you're here, are there any questions you wanna ask? If so feel free to ask and I'll answer to the best of my abilities.
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This is an original shameless self bump.

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