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>Samurai Jack ends with Ashii being able to use all of Akus powers and sending herself and Jack back in time
>Jack kills Aku in the past undoing the future that is Aku.
>During the wedding, Ashii erases from existence because the future had been changed.
What an ending
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>>37183909
kinda weird, wouldn't she disappear right away?
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Literally stopped watching once there was some tripe love interest shit going on.
Samurai Jack was never about that and it never will be. Season 5 was a complete waste of potential.
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>>37183943
this
it's like walking on thin air because you forgot about gravity and when you realize what's going on you suddenly start falling. Stupidest shit ever unless you're in an Adams Douglas' universe
>>37183956
I had a few laughs at them but too bad the pacing dropped after the fourth episode
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Women are people too, r9k. What about all the smart female scientists or the smart chicks on NPR?
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i want to-pet-that armadillo.
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>>37183870
That's a hedgehog
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>>37183870
It is clearly a hamster
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>Go on /adv/
>Realize the people trying to help me are stupid normies that want what all the normies want in this world
>They're well integrated because their personalities allow them to be so
>The people that try and help because they "understand" were originally failures in this world, but they wanted new cars and a sexy girlfriend
>Only get 1 or 2 people that can relate per thread despite this being 4chan
This sucks. It feels like my problems are unique to myself.
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>Go on /adv/
I think I found your problem
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>>37183805
>posts it on /r9k/
>gets told to go to /adv/
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>>37183915
The only time I tell to anyone to go to /adv/ is when they ask for advice on normie problems. You probably posted a tinder thread or some shit.
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Why shouldn't I just become an English teacher in Korea or Japan? I'm not going anywhere in life. I barely even spend money. Seems like an okay deal. I just want to get away. I almost did it when I graduated uni back in 2013 but I got cold feet. I've been a neet since 2015.
Why shouldn't I do it /r9k/? What are the downsides? I don't even care about getting laid or developing a normalfag social life. I just want an apartment of my own and some spending money.
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>don't talk about, be about it
there just solved your delimitation, zero issues. now go
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>>37183783
I was hoping I'd find some people here who did it themselves so they could give me the skinny on what it's like.
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Bump interested in this myself
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Your daughter wakes you in the middle of the night, her tiny hands shaking you awake. When you turn on the nightstand lamp, you see her eyes are red and puffy from crying. When you ask her what's wrong, she tells you that she had a really, really, reaaaally bad dream. Your wife reaches over and pulls her into bed, holding her close. Cuddling together, you pull the blankets back over them, turn off the light, then drift back to sleep, your daughter's breathing slowly calming down as she goes to sleep safe in her mother's arms.
The next day your daughter comes to you and apologizes for waking you in the middle of the night. You had hoped she had forgotten all about it, but ask what could have frightened her so much. She looks down at her feet and says "It was a bad dream, but not like other bad dreams. It wasn't even scary for me. I saw you daddy. But it was only you. It was like you now, but you seem lonely and anxious and you never smiled. I don't think the you in the dream had ever met mommy. You never fell in love and you never had me. You lived by yourself in a dirty room, and you didn't do anything but sit all day at your computer. It was like you were waiting for something, daddy. Waiting for mommy to come along, but she never came. You just sat at the computer and were sad and I wanted to run to you, but I couldn't. You were so alone, daddy..."
Your daughter looks up at you and smiles. "But I'm better now daddy. I know it was just a dream. You have mommy and me. You never have to be alone again. You'll always have us to love and to love you, daddy.
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Fuckin hell OP I didn't ask for this feel
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>this is what failed normalfags fantasise about
stay cucked fagbois
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>>37183666
Who the fuck sits there and types this gay shit up?
Kill yourself, seriously.
what /r9k/ thinks chads would say to them
>"hahahaha holy shit you're a virgin anon? what a fucking faggot! hey bros lets head over to his house and run a train on his sister while we hold him down"
what chads would actually say to them
>"oh shit anon, you're a virgin? that's crazy man! yo Lance, your girlfriend has that hot sister who is still single right? we need to get anon laid tonight!"
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Robots don't know the difference between Chads and Brads. Chad is a true alpha male that enjoys helping his bros because he doesn't see them as competition. Brad is a beta who gets laid but needs constant validation and self-esteem boosts by putting down weaker betas.
Chad was never the enemy, like our savior Jesus Christ, he can only help if you accept him into your hearts.
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>>37183615
fucking this
most Chads are total bros, very few of them take the bully route. Except maybe in America, but here in Europe they're genuinely kind and generous.
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>>37183615
You're not wrong. The guys at the absolute top of the social hierarchy tend to be pretty nice guys. The reason why r9k dislikes them is more envy than anything else. The issue is that there's a whole lot of people in the middle who aren't as nice to robots.
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Ask someone with Alzheimer anything
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I am shaking my head, but so are you so don't read too much into it.
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>>37183593
What were you doing five minutes ago?
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>>37183593
Please discontinue making this thread.
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How do I start drinking alcohol?
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I wanted to start drinking alcohol to deal with shit going on, but I just don't know how to get into it. What brands do I start with? What should i be drinking? How do I force myself to enjoy it?
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>>37183546
>He wants to enjoy alcohol
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>>37183589
Adding this one to the collection, thanks
But yes, I need a way to cope with shit going on right now and alcohol was my only choice because no one sells weed around here
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Start with any cheap vodka. Everyone tastes almost the same. Then get something that will cover that shitty taste. Banana juice or just coke is good enough. Then just start drinking. Yes, its that Simple!
>ywn get shitfaced with your 4 bross with just 0.5 ever again.
I hate beeing adult
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hey /bant/
ask someone with alzheimer anything
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how are your grandchildren?
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>>37183544
made me giggle good one op
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>>37183544
What's it like? How old are you?
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Robots, would you date Idris Elba if - for some magical reason - he happened to fall deeply for you?
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>>37183397
I'm not a fag.
So, nope.
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>>37183507
>he likes women
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Yes, even though I hate niggers and I am not a faggot. Let me tell you why: He is ridiculously rich. If he "fell deeply" for me that would mean that he would probably be willing to buy me nice things and set me up with my own account which he would put money in. I would slowly work on manipulating him to give me more cash, would transfer it to my own separate account and would then leave him. I know that it is pathetic, but at this point in life, money is money. If I have to be a fag for a while in order to get easy cash, then so be it. Gay for pay is not gay
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Anyone know of a good way to kill yourself with out a gun? I would like to know sooner rather than later
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from June to may, kill yourself any month of the day
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>>37183319
Hypoxia.
Search for suicide bags.
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>>37183319
Please dont even think of killing yourself
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I need to work all night because I'm stuck as a wagecuck for the foreseeable future. I usually listen to random compilations of mixes but recently I watched Attack on Titan and quite enjoyed it.
I don't know shit about anime, can someone recommend me some interesting animes to watch while I work?
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anime is shit
original
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>>37182924
>this episode
i hate this sow but my dad watches it with his gf, and these guys were the worst. This one's brutha should have been euthanized.
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>>37182954
as you are posting on an image board. sure thing 2016 normie poster.
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>Anon this iced cream is boring...I told you I wanted a double scoop of chocolate!!
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>YOU CAN HAVE DOUBLE SCOOPS WHEN YOURE IMPEACHED
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>>37182918
>TWO(2) SCOOPS???
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>>37182918
who the fuck likes chocolate ice cream????
sage
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>6'9"
>Ask out girl
>"You're too tall."
>Every single time
Why does this keep happening?
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it's the most obvious thing to say, really it's just your personality or you in general.
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>Ask out girl
>"You're too nice."
>Every single time
Fuck off tallfag
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>>37182884
You probably look like a giant skeleton
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R9k I feel sad, aren't you the emotions board? Make me feel better or something
I think I'm mentally ill
Anyone here diagnosed with anything interesting
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>>37182833
Uuuh? You can't ignore me
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Here you go.
http://yourethebest.ytmnd.com/
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>>37182893
Fuck off weeb kys