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Splash some acid on that dick.

>>39639141
just drink a lot of inorganic milk senpai

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step 1. go to psychiatrist step 2. get on antidepressants and antipsychotics step 3. wait one year
voila, its actually a huge relief to have no sexual drive at all, plus i actually need the medications so

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Another picture in the "Beans" collection.

i love a good hmmmpost

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hmmmmmm okayy

>>39639115

>1% of the entire world population is on the autism spectrum
>women, being social creatures by nature, tend to like men that aren't socially inept
>/r9k/ is full of people with asperger's, and most of them aren't socially inept by choice


Try again

>>39639115
well women do reject the 5% so it is under their control

>>39639233
To be fair I have dirt low confidence and never approach women due to pounding fear and not really knowing how. I'm guessing some robots are the same

>>39639088
Waking up.

Original

I'm feeling it right now, basically knowing that you're wasting what little you have of your youth.

The worst thing that I've ever felt is that I am a generally awful person that drives people away by being me. I will never have a fruitful, cozy life with a wife and kid(s). I'm not allowed to. That isn't my future, and I know it.

Good for you anon, love this.

originally how do i do this

>>39639076
Thank you, it feels good getting this off of my chest. I can't tell anybody IRL.

>>39639027
Buy a $2 million dollar gun and kill myself

Pay you 2 million dollars to delete this thread

assuming it is after taxes?

take it to Vanguard probably, have about 1.9 invested in dividend stocks. Live off of the dividends.

take another 80 grand, have it invested in high risk stuff, bitcoin, ether, gold, silver, and be day trading with the other 20

And. Pretend to be fucking broke.

>teeth full of mercury fillings and cavities
why couldn't I have a loving family

>>39639033

I haven't been to a dentist in 6 years ;/

if it bothers you so much, have it fixed,

A few thousand bucks is going to be worth the boost in confidence for you.

just move out

or toothbrush or lube up a carrot

>>39638991
You should be using a bible you filthy sodomite.
You'll need plenty of lube

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>>39638991
borrow your mom's dildo

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>>39638990
I see THIS THING in my dreams

>>39638990
Describe some of your vivid nightmares, OP. Your most horrible, please.

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>>39638990
I've had horrible nightmares my entire life

sleeping pills, good ones at least like benzos/z-drugs, are effective at keeping them at bay, but they build a tolerance quick and withdrawals are pretty bad

non-benzo-like sleeping meds never took away the nightmares for me, some of them make the nightmares worse

Making gay posts in r9k

>>39639478
I don't do that though

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>>39638970
There is no reason why anyone would be calling a virginal male a slut or a whore.

>>39638967
I'd be willing but I don't think I qualify

>>39639158
whats wrong wit you?

>>39639234
Average-sized benis
Overweight

maybe you have anxiety because you are a complete fucking failure at everything you do. Everyone is laughing at your misery and you are going to fucking die.

bumping thread because I'm in the same boat.

>>39638923
I'm going to kill them don't worry

Try some self-discipline

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>>39638803
>Normie
>Shitskin

please provide proof of your successes OP

>>39638819
>mental problems

Everybody has em, I myself take pills for em.

>poverty

I work a commission sales job that while making good money that helps pay the bills is not rich money so I don't get gold diggers. In fact I don't use my cash to get laid.

> low self-esteem

Definitely don't have that. I'm chubby myself but I'm still able to score girls 7/10 and up.

Here's my protip to get laid. Get a job or at least some source of income so you have some cash to go out. When you go out present yourself out there and be confident that you can bang any chick you want. Girls are nothing special, they actually want the dick so you are just doing them a favor by supplying said dick.

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>>39638799
Will be 10 months in 18th.
I realized the gf dream and lost the whole KHV pack with one girl.

But I was too beta for her, so she kicked my ass after 4 months.
Started, but inactive sexual life since then.

>>39638799

6-7, I forget exactly.

it's been about 16 years
sister used to coerce me into eating her out and having her sex with her when i was really young

1. ugly, 2. shy, 3. quiet, 4. dresses bad, 5. out in some social setting (wants friends) but is hiding in a corner cause they dont know how, 6. look in eyes says 'i have given up on life', 7. even if out in public, and social stuff, wont talk, will mutter one word answers and avoid eye contact and find a way to sneak off

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>>39638775
>tolerate, and even thrive in solitude
Shit, I guess I am a normie then. I hate myself and hate having no friends.

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Not confident