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>Anon, why did you come here with no pants? You're embarrassing me at my high school reunion!
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>>37196481
>"Well, you said you will suck my dick whenever I want so get on your knees whore."
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>>37196481
>"High School reunion, looks more like a big dick shooting range to me!"
>starts blasting crowd with big cum blasts
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>>37196481
That is actually my nightmare scenario. Let me explain:
>Be in grade school
>Walk into classroom
>People suddenly laugh at me
>Hysterical laughter
>They say that I have no pants on, but I do
>Teacher walks in, starts laughing at me pointing at my pants
>They are calling me an idiot and tell me to go put some pants on
>I HAVE MY PANTS ON
>Run out of classroom asking people if I have pants on
>They give me weird looks
>Have a mental breakdown
>Later find out that the class' Chad convinced everyone to pull a prank on me.
>Pretending that I didn't had pants
>Chad even convinced the teacher to participate
>To this day, I'm still scared of thinking that I'm not wearing pants even though I'm wearing them
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Would you ever use a penis warmer?
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>>37196397
No, its totally useless
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>>37196397
I'd use the balls warmer
My balls get really fucking cold sometimes.
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>>37196397
Why would I want to be sterile
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>always want to gain more weight to be less pathetic
>start exercising again to not be pathetic
>gain 14lbs in one week, up from 138
Uhh guys wtf?
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You're consuming more calories then you're burning. Eat less, and you'll lose weight.
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>>37196367
Didn't you understand I've always wanted to gain weight and been upset I can never really push last 150 and maintain that healthy build though.. just weighed myself and I am 152 one of the first times in my life I didn't really believe the scale right away. I think my metabolism is starting to crash and hard. If only I could maintain 155
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Putting on muscle increases your weight.
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please respond to my thread uniquely
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>>37195967
I held a womans hand once
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Suck mah dick, OP.
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>>37195967
here's your (you) anon. savour it, for it will be your last from me.
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>m-muh 4d chess HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Are you implying we are anti-denti
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Average Drumpf voter
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>>37195917
I fucking hate this kike loving piece of shit.
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First of all i am not a crying for it. I just don't care about my situation anymore. But i really wanna know something.
i have some questions to normies. I know this board has lots of normies.(i don't really know any alternative name for "normies" word.)
Normie = person who has a normal life.(can get girlfriend,regular sex,has friends,no problem with family, not has autistic hobbies etc)
first question is what happened after your first sex? How it is feels like? and after you finished and lay down the bed with your gf what was your thoughts? Did you feel like a god? How different real sex then porn?
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How does it feels to know someone loves you, cares you?
also orginal
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>>37195835
Come back when you're 18.
Originoli
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>>37195881
i am 21
orgi
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first time I had sex I was like well that was awful I hope it gets better
I didn't feel like a god I was just confused about what happenend
honestly the first time isn'T that great. It's like the first time you play a musical instrument. You just suck and it's not magical.
nothing like porn
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Unwanted thoughts about being fucked in my butt constantly arise whenever I'm lying in bed
I JUST WANT TO LIE ON MY TUMMY WITHOUT THESE FAGGOT THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD HOW DO I STOP THIS
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>>37195482
Become sissy
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what a rapeable little butt
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>>37195482
You're a faggot. Just get fucked in your ass and get it over with.
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I've went to cinema (alone ofc) yesterday and once again I got disgusted by people. There was a group of Chads who have been talking through all movie and right next to me was sitting Stacy, looking on her phone half a time. I've just wanted to enjoy a movie.
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>>37195338
Why didn't you sperg out and throw your popcorn at them?
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>>37195338
>I've just wanted to enjoy a movie.
Download it then plebeian
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>>37195338
just like yourself, all those people were losers. nobody with a brain goes to the movie theater anymore.
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Why are trap dicks so much darker than the rest of their body? Is this something that HRT does? It's pretty gross sometimes too, the same with that dark line a lot of them have under the dick
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>>37195287
People with a lot of foreskin have darker penises because the skin compresses when pulled back or flaccid. HRT causes the penis to shrink, so the skin looks very tanned
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>>37195296
Black man trapped in a white mans body?
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>>37195287
the shorter the penis the more the skin will compress making it look darker
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my dad's dog took a shit and then stepped in it and then tracked it all over the house and then bit me when I tried to clean its shit covered feet
I hate dogs
all they do is eat and shit
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Yup dogs are overrated as pets. Cats ftw
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>>37195281
I hate cats too
they fucking piss all over everything
and give you toxoplasmosis
pets are for fucking faggot normies
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>>37195291
sounds like you just suck at training your animals
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My gf and I started having sex recently and I've come to discover that my penis is pretty skinny. Skinny enough that it can't fill out a condom and it slips off extremely easily. My gf has some experience but this is my first time and I don't think she's even been in a situation like this before. Also, I think she's having some trouble feeling it. How do I keep the condom on during sex and what are some positions or techniques I can use to make my dick feel less like a tampon being inserted into her over and over again?
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>>37195242
just accept that penetration will never feel good for her and just do what you need to to satisfy yourself and spend some time eating her out if she's horny and unsatisfied.
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I can wear magnums and normal ones are slightly too snug on me.
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Eat her out/finger fuck her.
The only time I had regular sex I would bust a nut like a two pump chump unless she was on top, so I just started eating her out beforehand and then going nuts. If you suck at actual fucking then it's like a nice comedown in the afterglow of an orgasm.
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I worked three years in a welfare office case managing TANF recipients. To have TANF, you have to have a kid. To have a kid, you have to fuck. What three years of doing that job has taught me is, no matter what physical flaw you have, skinny, fat, skinnyfat, unsightly blemish, facial scars, whatever it is, EVERYBODY can fuck. And if you haven't fucked, you and you alone are to blame.
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all these fat dweebs have expectations beyond their means
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>>37195237
No shit. You think you're smart because you figured out that trash will fuck trash?
>>37195267
Its for the best. 2 wrongs don't make a right.
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>>37195237
I actually had to get my penis removed due to a severe infection. All I have is a stump which I can pee out of and a pair of nuts that do nothing but hang there.
So no not everybody can fuck
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One of my friends came over to play vidya and I'm pretty sure my older sister was trying to act flirty. Like she kept bringing us snacks, staying and watching, and asking him questions.
Should I forbid him from ever entering my house again?
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Yep. Do not fuel her slutiness with your "friends" presence.
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>>37195148
No you should encourage him coming over. See if you can turn it into a 3 some.
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Rape your sister with him.
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Stop visiting /r9k/, this place isn't good for you.
Between all the baiting, trolling and self-loathing the only thing this place is doing is helping you cultivate your insecurities.
Go do something productive with your life.
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>>37195096
>Go do something productive with your life.
No, and you can't make me!
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>>37195096
Jokes aside this guy is pretty right...
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>>37195096
If I leave /r9k/ where am I gonna get my fembot gf from? Retard
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i fucking hate being australian, time zone does not line up with the rest of the world (the part that actually matters) and now that it's nearly midnight and i'm shit faced and want to spill my guts to some fellow robots it's like fucking day time for them
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tell us a story, australianachan
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>>37195027
it's hot all year round and the wild life wants me dead. i'm a shut in alcoholic and i hate living here
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>>37195074
that was a very short story