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I'd date her to a few shotgun blasts to the fucking head.

>>37198392
I'd 100% fuck her brains out.

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yes. I dont care about her dumb opinions. women dont have real opinions anyway

>>37198343
Then move out

It sucks at first, but moving out was the best decision I have ever made

>>37198343
Don't worry. When you get to 11 those things stop.

>>37198695
I'm 23 :Y

he took your shit? what the hell

>stealing licenses
literally what

>>37198298
Poor guy just got your identity stolen by a copper

I wait tables at a pizza place near a church and wearing a cheap ass big plastic cross necklace gets you fucking great tips.

Because using your god as a fashion statement is more useful than any amount of praying will ever be

>tfw hollowing out your bible to hide condoms in it

>>37197557
were you molested as a kid

acting that sexual before your teens isn't normal

>>37197629
No, I just had/have incredibly dark humor and would always get a kick out of conjuring the most vile imagery I possibly could.

I used to have a running gag with friends regarding a kid who killed himself in our school when he was 13. We would talk about digging him up and manipulating him with puppet strings outside his parents bedroom window.

Had us in tears as edgy teenagers

>>37197629
Things I did before 10:
>sucked a dude of and had him suck me (homo)
I didn't like it.
>tried to fuck one chick but she had cheese in there
It didn't fit and it was disgusting.
>tried to fuck another chick but it was mostly her initiating
I was so small I didn't even get it up.
>tried to fuck a cat
Idk what that was all about.

fembot here, there is no such thing as a fembot

If my current pursuing of one with a Britbong doesn't work out, sure. How LD are you? I'm from NW USA.

>>37197534
I'm UK as well lol
Discord?

>>37197438
You sound like you would be a good model train enthusiast. Like mama always said "If you got no where else to go, look towards the Might Iron Horse for guidance". The Railways change lives man, for better and for worse. Don't betray her though, betraying the railroad is like betraying mother nature.

>computer too crappy for videogames
>phone too crappy for mobile games
>books too expensive
>art too expensive
>Music hard to get into if you haven't learned an instrument as a kid
>too stupid to get into crafting things with workbench

But you must have things you enjoy? I consider hiking, skiing, canoeing, horse riding, nature walks my hobbies but as a working adult in a city theyre pretty hard to indulge in. Kind of just being an adult desu. Pass any other time reading, listening to music and watching stuff. Those arent hobbies exactly but that's what most people do in life if theyre not lucky or rich

This quote hit me the hardest
"He filled the air with words, terrified of silence, as one often is who is smart enough to recognise his many personal failings, but unwilling or unable to take the steps required to fix them."

I think most people here are smart enough to know their faults but I think very few have the drive to actually change. I certainly don't.

Normie reddit trash the show

I still don't understand how you junkie fucks think you can be robots

>>37198846
pftt ur in level 2
Self acceptance ins down the road.

Literaly fucking whom?

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>>37197401
>he doesn't know about Chris Langan

Still thinks if you're smart you're not allowed to believe in God. Lmao. Every really smart dude can tell that things don't happen as perfectly as they do without a reason. God is a personification of that reason.

if you smell like booze, yes

>>37197195
How can one tell if they reek of alcohol?
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It depends how bad the hangover is/how much you had to drink the night before. I used to go into work hungover all the time and no one ever knew, but I never drink too heavily either.

>>37197059
I don't know why but these pictures are so fucking hilarious

Someone needs to make more, people looking out into Minecraft worlds

Do you think Ivanka even knows what Minecraft is?

Though the idea of Barron playing Minecraft is oddly kind of cool for some reason.

I think he has funny thoughts about her late at night that make his willy go hard

yes just use some toilet paper and throw it out when you're done

>>37196947
i mean smell it on you, not on the blanket

>>37196867
don't tell me you've been walking around all these years smelling like cum

>>37196852
Loyal isn't the hardest, but virgin is.

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>>37196883
Loyalty and virginity are, at this point, practically synonymous anon.

>>37197018
Virginity is a one time thing, being loyal is a character trait that doesn't necessarily go away with virginity, even if virgins are more likely to have it.

Sean Lennon? That you? I've always wondered, did you ever fuck Miho?

>>37196755
Who's your father, OP?

>>37196806
Op is not going to tell.

>>37196644
You smash and have your fun then dump them before they hit the wall.

>Eventually they all hit the wall

just like real women then

>>37196644
>tfw no THICC trap wife
Is there anything bad about that picture you posted at all OP?