>get job
>get fired
>>37202398
>get fired
>get new job
>>37202427
>get fired again
>get job
>get layed off
>get unemployment
Who else here likes REALLY big butts? It's getting to the point where only BBWs and 2D chubbies have the measurements I'm looking for.
patrician taste. the bigger the better my nigga.
>>37202008
Hear hear.
>tfw white
>>37202063
eww gross, shoes should never touch the bed
Pic related, another musician.
>>37201836
I wish i was the one bent over
That looks like a magnificent cock
why do you keep making new old music
That's a nice story dear. Take it over to >>>/b/
>tfw me and my gf took each other's virginities last night
Felt pretty good. Not as good as you might think from all the songs written about it and pornstar acting, but it's pretty darn good.
How was your day, /r9k/?
I did that like 12 years ago chump
>>37201793
>>37201819
oregeno cement
>>37201819
i'm 23, she's 21, both of us were socially awkward fucks so this is a big deal for us both.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39997579
Is the concept of freedom of speech dead? People are getting censored now on social media for offending people... worst of all the BBC doesn't even seem alarmed by any of this
>>37201678
>What happened to freedom of speech?
No wars.
corporations dont care about any sort of perceived rights
their only function is to generate as much profit as possible
Freedom of speech only applies to the government, not private entities. Read the TOS next time
is it worth killing myself to get back at my mom?
You're really fucking petty go die
No
Don't kill yourself because of others, that's dumb
Kill yourself when you can't live with yourself
>>37201559
If you and your mother have such a bad relationship that you'd be tempted to kill yourself to spite her, chances are it won't have nearly the effect you'd like to think it would.
apologize for the blog but I need to debrief
>Saw an escort today (only saw one once before and I was shitfaced)
>super nervous and could barely get it up
>paid for half hour but barely got 15 mins
>got the succ, fugged doggy for a bit, then removed condom and jacked off to her
>she was surprisingly hot as fuck, big boobies and ass, qt face
>seriously though fuck condoms + being nervous
>escort was kind and understanding even though it was pretty terrible half chub sex
My plan is to continue to fug escorts until I'm over feeling nervous to have sex with women because of insecurities.
Any tips for stopping my brain from jewing me when there is a beautiful woman in front of me who wants to bone? How to stay hard in condom?
>>37201358
Literally what you suggested. Just keep fucking whores, your brain will adapt.
>>37201530
Awesome, so embarrassing though
How often should I see them do you think?
I'd like to substitute porn for whores, expensive but a better experience
fuck i cant get over how awkward I was
Although I suppose this was the first time I had sex sober
Signed up for mturk, get approved but then told to start amazon payments account to proceed. I do so, told it will take 24 hours to verify. Wake up yesterday morning, get this shit.
I have a license but I live with mummy and she pays all the bills, so my name won't be on any of them. Is there a way around this nonsense?
>mturk
You get paid like $4 an hour for hard work and if you live outside of the US you can't even take the money out of Amazon.
Why?
>>37201137
NEETs need treats
>>37201090
Don't even bother site is shit I made like 20 bucks doing it non stop and it's hard just to get the money out and if you don't pay very very close attention one mistake means you only get the shit jobs.
Although I've heard of people saying they pay for their weed habit with an hour a day so eh. Not that bad I guess. I feel like I only made about 50 cents an hour though when you calculate in looking at all the jobs. I usually just go in and type in words like "2 minutes" and find the quickest ones and stop after those.
>tomorrow will be 25 degrees
>have to wear T-shirt, otherwise i will sweat like a pig
fuck summer, chubby guys like me can't hide their fat under a sweatshirt and skeletals have to reveal their bone-body
without a perfect-chad body you can't enjoy summer
>>37200954
So lose weight if you live in a hot climate fat ass.
>>37200954
>chubby guys like me can't hide their fat under a sweatshirt
You've honestly have never fooled anybody. We all know you're fat underneath that hoodie. In fact it's worse because you think you can hide it
>>37200954
I am wearing a hoodie BECAUSE it's hot, so I get to sweat more as a skinnyfat.
It's much much easier to lose weight when it's hot. I wish there was like two summers in one year because by the time I've lost the weight it'll be like November probably.
Do any of you anons have pictures of this cat saved? If you do pls dump because I lost the folder and I really like how he looks =0.0=
google cat jazz, kot jazz and/or kot blini
>>37200981
thank you (originally) senpai
Keep your precious memes backed up on an external flashdrive
god I love speed so much
>have to stop uppers
>can't feel tired or tweaked all the time for new job
>need to look healthy and act normal
Damnit I wish I could just abuse speed and become antisocial to forget this girl then suicide but now I need to be a healthy adult
>>37200644
>don't talk to me until I have my morning line-i mean coffee
>>37200644
>go to work as rave club bouncer
>deal with druggies not being able to buy tickets
>deal with druggies so hard on drugs I won't let them in with or without ticket
>get asked if I want to split a spliff with some of the organizers close friends
>turn it down since I sometimes have to deal with police and want a clean exterior
>they ask me if I want a "line" which i think is blow so I accept
>they hand me a little nugget of powder
>finish up, drive home
>crush up nugget in bathroom and make two lines
>Intense burning sensation
>oh, this wasn't cocain at all
>go to sleep
I don't even notice amphetamines, it's like I'm on them all the time for some reason, probably my childhood traumas have me on massive stress hormones all the time, so a little extra doesn't really do it.
I would probably do great on Ritalin or what ever it's called today, but ain't fucking falling for the pill jew!
video games dont require my whole attention anymore
i catch myself often thinking about depresiv stuff, what do?
>>37200595
wut gaems?
>>37200638
world of waercraft
>>37200991
Play Dota2 instead.
>remember that girls have periods
>remember that girls poop like we do
>remembering that we came out of a girl
>some girls don't have penises
Should I list my race on applications, robots?
>>37200324
>Should I list my race on applications, robots?
Why the literal fuck would you do that
No
>>37200324
yes don't forget to mention your autism
>>37200346
because they ask for it, but it's optional to give them an answer.
Does anyone else here really fucking hate living in the United States of rape and slavery?
>fluoride in water
>shitty cold weather almost everywhere but California and Florida
>gmos out the ass
>the government is literally trying to kill us
>horrible unbalanced "capatilism"
>we elect presidents based on how much money they have
>highest rates of violence
>college is expensive and pretty much forced and you're tricked into it at an early age
>cops literally pulling over and harassing everyone never know when they're going to rip you out of your car or home and beat you and force you into a cage
>herbal medicine is completely illegal and restricted like our country is ran by nazis
>criminals get away while cops beat and harass pot smokers
>cities are overpriced garbage while the rural areas are literally completely fucking useless
>all politicians are corrupt and shit
>all the people are crazy ass holes
>every chick is a slut and has been raped
>everyone's fat
>the food is poisonous
>high rates of mental illness and suicide
>all the girls are pretty much porn stars by the time they're 13
>rednecks...god the fucking rednecks
>the race mixing obviously doesn't fucking work
Jesus Christ. How is this even a country? This is just hell come to life.
>>37200088
And how is the rest of the world? I'm not saying USA can't be better, though it's still a better place to be born in than most others
-t. anon from a relatively poor country
That's not just america mate.
There are horrible things all across the world.
This is everywhere.
What can we do to take the world back?
>>37200144
Well compare our crime rates and rates of violence to other countries and also the fact that the USA is the only country that puts fluoride in water, uses toxic gmos, and puts poison and food coloring and shit in the food.