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>"Hey there, Robot. What, no good morning kiss?"
What do you do?
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>>37207308
>tfw look kinda like that
why was i destined to be a manly man and not the disgusting slut i feel like at all times
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>>37207308
I have body hair like that.
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>>37207750
Will you be my boyfriend, then? If you look like that, then you're adorable.
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>20+ normie degenerates dead and getting to watch this ungodly immoral society collapse in real time
Sometimes you Muslims are alright...
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Yes it's glorious, brother
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>>37207219
source m8? I want them keks as well
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>>37207259
Any news site is probably reporting on it. Search "manchester arena bombs".
I'm coming for your girl anon.. I'll let you watch if you'd like.
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Haha, I don't have a girl, joke's on you
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Wish you were on me. Femanon here.
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>>37206980
She(male)'s right here: >>37207079
You can have her(him).
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Got my first disability check after faking a mental disorder.
I applied to over 500 jobs in the past 3 years and didn't get a single job, finally gave up and just pretended to have a disability.
I wish I was born in 1960 so I could just walk into a factory and say "I sure would like a job that pays enough to buy a house every year" and get one.
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>>37206880
always wondered, is that really true? the whole u cud walk in anywhere and just ask for a job thing?
also i just recently got autismbuxx too. not sure wat to really spend it on tho
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>>37206880
How did you get on disability? How old are you?
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>>37206880
I think I could get ssi if I tried.
I have ADHD and anxiety diagnosed my mom thinks I'm bipolar I'm definitely depressed and my body gets shittier and more tired by the day. I can't even stay awake after sleeping 12 hours I need to sleep like the whole day.
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What did they mean by this?humanmetrics.com/personality
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usually get ISTP, but apparently this test says im an ISTJ
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>>37206820
>humanmetrics.com/personality
BUMP
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>>37200732
There is already a thread on this.
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>when someone tells me they're a "traditionalist", "fascist", or that "the family is the backbone of society"
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he dabbin!
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>>37206597
The family IS the backbone of society...
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>>37206668
Murder is the backbone of society
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What did those of you with mental illnesses do during school?
>despite being schizo I was the smartest one in my school
>I was placed in the tard class though because I wasn't normal
>the way I see it, school is just wasting my time, and they can't control me
>people always said I have a blank stare and the admistrators always thought I was on drugs
>they searched my backpack every weak on random days and I screamed and fought them but they held me down
>the funny thing is that I never actually took my meds and I put it in my pockets to sell to the stoners
>hit one of the administrators one time because he was watching me through the camera and got away with it because I was in the tard class
>for a couple of months I was convinced that I was the antichrist
>covered every window of my house to keep the neighbors from controlling my mind with radio waves
>dug in my wrist with a knife one night trying to find a chip the government put in me
>always took copies of the school paper and would spend hours finding messages they would put for me in the text
>never ate lunch because Chads would try to put poison in my food
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>>37206567
>tard class
>lol I'm smart guyz
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>>37206609
Im super smart but they were plotting to sabotage my education so logically they put me in the worst classes
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>the smartest in class
>tries to block radio waves with news paper.
Well it WAS s retarded class so I guess it can be true.
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Ask someone who went from Robot to Chad in a couple of months anything. I'm open to give legitimate advice if anyone wants it.
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Sure I'll bite.
I'm working on that. Been working out, having brief conversations with people I see at the gym, and learning to play the piano
What did it take for you?
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You can't go from robot to chad. If you think you can then you don't actually know what those words mean.
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Here's another reply before your shitty thread dies
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How do I leave my shit small town for a big city?
>just leave
You don't go to a big city where rent is 3500 for a broom closet with 5 other Mexicans sleeping on the floor from inbred truck pullin redneck hell without being homeless. Can I live in a hostel or a hotel or something and just work for my room? Can I go with a few hundred bucks and sleep on a couch and find a job real quick?
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>>37206290
Well it depends, where do you live and what city are you planning on going to anon?
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>>37206290
just go to a medium sized city don't dive straight into new york or LA
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>>37206332
Upstate ny hell
Anything
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>hates America
>bombs bongland
What did she mean by this?
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>>37206208
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM
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>>37206208
She's a terrorist
We can't let her back into the States
#GrandeDisappointment
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>>37206236
Start spreading rumors and get that hashtag trending. All the news is saying the cause is unknown and maybe normalfags will really believe shes muslim now.
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>8 months since I've had pussy
How do you virgins live like this?
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wh-what does pussy taste like?
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>>37206162
>3 mnths since ive had pussy
>only thing stopping me is because i might have literal herpes and im too scared to get tested
how do YOU live like this???
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>>37206323
Herpes isn't so bad
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>be straight
>all of a sudden not welcomed on /r9k/
what the fuck happened bros? I can't relate to 50% of the posts here because there all some garbage /lgbt/ bullshit.
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The robot favors fags because they reject woman and comfort the stronger beta males.
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>>37206072
fuck the fr*ck off breeder loser
Your kind isn't welcome here
Let me make this clear: /r9k/ is a gay board and has ALWAYS been a gay board
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it's because everyone who claims exclusive heteronormativity is a proven liar
and only the most truthful are welcome here
There is still time left brothers.
Don't be like me and become a bitter old virgin wondering where all the years went. You can still change.
Believe me. You will regret wasting your life on imageboards.
You have to at least try.
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>>37206067
Timestamp or gtfooh honorable grandwizard
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>>37206067
I want to believe that's you. Greentext your life story if you're really an oldfag irl.
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>>37206091
>>37206105
hows your first day?
>go to the club alone to tryna smash some puss
>some girl starts talking
>she buys me (!) a drink
>look at her while shes doing it
>shes talking with the bartender and he throws LITERALLY some pill inside
>see that and call the cops
>the cops like 6 dash in and yell who called
>put hand up and say me
>they come up i tell them the bartender and show them my drink from wich i didint take a sip
>they arrest him and the girl
>drive with them to the police station
im posting from the police station right now lads, never fuckin trust anyone
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>>37205812
Fuck man, that's scary. Keep us posted.
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>>37205812
things that actually happened the thread
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>>37205812
>tryna smash some puss
Everything about this is disgusting. Please don't post here anymore.
>Mommy has to wake up early for work so make it quick son
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>>37205735
she looks like she's 24
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>>37205735
yeah that ain't no mom, bad ERP thread
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Anyone want to cummy for mommy?