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I sound like a gay ray romano. I fucking hate it.
I just wanted a good deep voice but instead I sound like I'm doing a bad kermit impression all the time

you know thats not what your actual voice sounds like though right
unless you got some fucking high accuracys expensive equipment it will never sound completely accurate

>>37224530
If you own a microphone, even in a webcam, that was made after 2008 it's pretty fucking accurate. Every time I play a game with people I know IRL and they use voicechat they sound almost exactly the same.

I love Hip-Hop. My favorites are

1. Tupac
2. The Game

>>37224383
Everyone hypes up Tupac so much, but I always feel disappointed listening to him because of my huge expectations. What can I listen to that really exemplifies why he's held in such high regard?

>>37224427

It's the way he puts energy into the words. I find his rhythm beautiful. Two of my recommendations are

Staring through my rear view
and
Soon as I get home.

These aren't those hyped up songs, but I find them really good for exactly that reason.

What tracks do you recommend by your 4 favorite rappers? I'd love to know more good songs

Young fembots need a mature ascended robot to care for them

>>37224301
What if it's an older chick into a younger guy?

>>37224360
That's a raw deal for the guy, women tend to age poorly and men tend to age like a fine wine.
Older men were meant to be with younger women, not the other way around.
What if you wanted a child? They'd probably end up with autism because the mother is 30+.

How can someone fuck up so bad at adult legos? You either have a compatibility issue which you could've checked before buying the parts, or the parts were dead in which case you should've returned them

How someone can be this stupid? And of course, someone as stupid as you went for the meme led sparts.

I bought a $1000 gaming PC with my NEETbux, honestly wish I got a PS4. The "PC gaming master race" meme comes from the late 90's and early 2000's when PCs were ahead of consoles. Such is not the case today. At least my computer works though.

>>37223670
We just need the Elliot doxxer to come in like last year

>>37224116
he did come in, left room early

>>37224116
Huh that's right. I haven't seen Shipman-poster yet today.

"The vicars daughter" is a stereotype for a reason.

Kids naturally rebel against their parents if given the chance, all of the biggest degenerates/whores/addicts I've ever met came from typically very conservative families.

>>37223448
how you know she wasnt disgusting looking with a bedsheet over her face?

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>>37223573
they won't go full ninja mode in western countries

Yeah, but I also got a UTI.

Yes, it means you have a weird urethra.

>>37223112
yes. i hate this. i think i have found a solution to it though, i just use toilet paper to get the drops off that wont fall down

>>37223061

Better look up confirmation bias before you canonize this garbage.

It was originally a joke, but idiots tend to take these jokes seriously. It's why there's so many REE-fags on r9k

>>37223098
You mean to tell me you've never seen it?

everybody had lots of sex and i am still virgin ;_;

pls stop

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>>37223025
let me sniff it please op

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>sit down
>crotch musk is really strong
>actually enjoy my smell and keep masturbating

>>37223088
You can't sniff it Cuz we probably don't live that close silly anon

Why do people drink this shit?

klnmknlklmn

>>37222888
i am neither a coke guy nor a pepsi guy

i only drink water

>>37222888
I'm more of a coke up the nose kinda guy

>>37222789
Its mental masturbation OP its for retards to have something to do.

> inb4 "hahahaha autistic toys hahahaha fuck kids"

There just something to play with and spin. You hold the thing in the middle and spin it in your hand. They're super cheap too.

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>>37222908
When I was in primary school they would give autistic children balls of blue tack to play with in assembles, I wouldn't be surprised if they have spinner toys now.

>>37222519
The bowl cut is the best imho

>>37222519
Hopefully a pay cut

Wagies still going on about this?

*Yawns*

True in ways, but embracing it fully would change the dynamic for worse.

>>37222246
the real red pill
islam is the worst fucking thing in the world and it should have been wiped out millenia ago. the ride only ends when every mudslime is converted into a christian or any other religion.

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>>37222246
The real redpill is that America must crumble for world peace to be achieved.

>>37221946
Total and utter normie, not even failed chad. Get the fuck out.

>>37221959
Make me. So you're a robot then huh?

>>37221946
>18
>Never had no one ever.mp4
>Bored all the time
>Sperg out whenever a girl likes me
>Thinking about becoming alcoholic
>Software Engineering in uni
>Pretty sure I might have anxiety and maybe depression, both my parents have the same problem, but since i cant talk without turning everything into a fucking joke they dont take me to a psychiatrist
>At least i have friends to drink with, and girl seem to be cool with me
I think i'm a cyborg

Wow you follow us around the clock. Almost sounds like you got a job just keeping up with us and posting threads.

Another day, another haircut.

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>>37221309
Sorry... but you must be mistaken. I'm simply hungry after spending the last 4 hours working on my 11th symphony. I expect y(our) gf to be at my show hmm?

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>>37221291
This blue Pepe looks good.