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>>37231080
Do retarded girls know how to have sex?

If this thread gets 300 unique posters, population density says that there should be only one retarded girl.

>>37231188
You see those dubs? Start reporting in

>>37230942
you do realize most girls are morons who spend their existence in a haze and don't ever really think about stuff, right? once you realize this, all their insults become meaningless.

It means your little brother learned from the mistakes you made. Congrats anon, you helped develop a true man.

Don't think about it. Women like to pit men against each other for entertainment.

You should compare her to a hotter friend and watch her melt down.

>>37230807
More like why do you do it to yourself? Is a 3 year gap so significant in your eyes that you have to willingly stop yourself from pursuing a nice relationship or even a quick pump and dump? How about you get over yourself pal

>>37230807
3 year age gap isnt that big a deal especially if you're on the verge of robotics. Just go for it faggot

>>37230898
Dude, i am 18 if i do a quick pump and dump or have a realationship that could lead to a pump then i will only end up screwing myself. I am considered an adult.

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>>37230735
>Muh bbc
No.
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bju.13010/abstract

>>37230735
this board is the same thing every day
>muh white dick fugg chink pussi
>muh bbc u mad whiteboi
>cuck cukc uckc ckuc
>why don't girls like me

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>>37230777
I discovered this image and couldn't resist to create this thread.

depneds; are you a girl (female) or a girl (male)?

He certainly would

>>37230558
If your bf had a friend who sent him pics in her underwear how would you feel?

https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
origami masen.

>>37230557
could it be, that he was, quite possibly
/are guy/?

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>>37230778
wrong... he was most definitely
o u r g u y! ! !

>>37230519
show nudes

orirngrngio

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>>37230604
I post nudes all the time where have you been

yes im
FAT
A
T

>>37230780
maybe when you do im just not there to see.

and idc if you're fat.

id probably prefer chubby bf over skele

>>37230192
Rolling rolling rolling orginarolino.

>>37230192
>when society ends?
It never really ends. Even molluscs have social interactions and they pre-date trees themselves. It only gets shittier and less comfy.

Probably we'll end up slaves mostly. Some sort of military force will come in and conscript able bodied men who they believe they can trust enough to be in the slave army, but the rest of us will be industrial and agricultural slaves. Or we'll be shot, or hanged or left to starve and evicted from whatever shelter we have for being so useless. But the vast majority of us will be enslaved in one way or an other. Probably not even with shackles either. Probably just a single pair of cloths, a tattoo on the forehead or neck, and we'll be shuttled off to a guarded strip mine or a farm or a lumber mill or a quarry or a shipyard or a factory or a steel mill, ect.

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>>37230726
you make me sad anon

>You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>37230112
I'd leave this board w/o a gf. You're like /pol/ in denial.

nah man

its not this site thats holding you down
its your mentality

How I see it is, if you want something then go get it.

This isn't fucking hollywood where the girl next door secretly loves you and yall get married or you run into some beautiful girl and knock her shit down and pick it all up and shes all glossy eyed smiling and shy

women are just like men, they want dick just as much as we want pussy. Look around when you go out in a public space. Look at the men with a wife. I work at a department store and see married couples all fucking day. What makes you/me any different from them? Ive seen fat sacks of shit with wives, but see their wives are fat. Start off within your bracket. If you feel you're a fucking 0, then dont go for a stacy.

Rejection sucks, I try to practice what I preach but listen, its nothing. You move on. Go to a bar if youre old enough. If you have atleast one friend, go out to a bar, dress pretty nice, not like crazy nice, just wash your face, dont look like you left a anime convention with a game t shirt on or some shit. A polo, jeans, sperrys or some normie shit will suffice

Get drunk and see what happens. Alcohol is liquid courage man, you will do shit that you would never do sober, but it could get you laid, or a gf but never trust a woman you meet at a bar

tl;dr if you want something, go and get it. Fuck everybody and everything

>>37230112
I never came to this board because I was an incel. I came because it's a good general discussion board with a slower pace than /b/, less bullshit, and an archive.

That being said if I got a gf I wouldn't leave, but I wouldn't post in ">tfwnogf" threads or trumpet my success like some megafags that I've seen.
>implying sticking your dick in a wet hole after investing large amounts of time, money, and energy will change your life

>>37229945
Become an alcoholic, like every depressed man does.

It's because you're a pussy.
Men don't complain
Boys complain
You're acting like a child

>>37229963
Weed will kill you slower

>>37229917
Drop her and move on.

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>>37229938
Lel, she blocked me on FB last month for trying to join voice chat on her Discord (obviously not before I found the proof of her being a lying gook bitch, pic related to OP pic)

>>37229917
stop using terms like "oneitis" like ur a lil millenial shit and grow up. you deserve these bad circumstances

Join the military

origiaoasdi

Yes go live in your cuckwagon out in the woods.

>>37229647
I'm in the same boat anon, about to get kicked out but nowhere to go. I quit my job trusting my parents saying they were getting a plane ticket for me to fly home. I'm scared to look at my bank account, I've got maybe 250-280 dollars. I'm not in college anymore so I'm supposed to start paying back student loan.

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what's the point of idolizing 2d over 3d if you're drawings are shaded, use illusions of volume, and depict something close to 3d women?

>>37229786
The point isn't about getting as close to literal two-dimensional women as possible, the point is that they're artificial, so they can have as much or as little of the traits we like or dislike as we want.

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>>37229637
implying thicc 2d isn't where its at

>>37229576
Oreo as in mulatto? If so I know that feel.
Tyrone be bringing us down n' shit.

>>37229599
>Oreo as in mulatto
Nah worst, more like ''oh anon, you act like a white person, that's cool''

>>37229599

Nah, Oreo means black in physical appearance, but has a "white" personality. As in, Black on the outside, but white on the inside, like an oreo.

It's used to label black guys that don't have a thuggish personality.

Pick the right episodes and masturbate to 3-4 Simpsons episodes before bed.

why do you take 40~50 minutes to masturbate?

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>>37229513

Because I pretend to be a girl on an ERP site and jerk off until I nut and then ghost the betas that gave me attention

>>37229510

Which simpsons episodes are best to jerk off to?