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Westernized asian girls are so trashy and they look like they're acting a persona, not being their own self
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>>37237190
I've always thought similar to this. They always seem to be wearing way too much makeup.
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>>37237217
And just their mannerism is just idk, it feels off. Feels like they don't mean everything that they say.
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>>37237217
>They always seem to be wearing way too much makeup
and non-westernized girls don't? lmao

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Can any of you robots rate my girlfriend? I think she's a perfect 10/10 for me, I love you Cindy.
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5/10 honestly

let me guess she's below 5 ft tall as well
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pretty ugly honestly like a 3-4 she looks oddly grotesque, subhuman face and looks ill, look like she's not fat though which is a plus
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>>37237042
Why only 5/10?
And yeah, she's pretty short

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Don't throw poop at the computer.
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a rivalling platform to play nintendo 64 games on made by a man of little skill in programming.
BAZNAGO XD
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ooh ooh oooh eee eee eee aah aah aah
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>>37236944
Holy frk. What if Sheldon was Going Sheldorn??? Looool

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Am I the only one who wouldn't want an asian gf?

Although I've fapped to a few jav porn stars (julia, anri, but they're exceptional), I've never had a thing for asians.
Flat ass, small tits and flat weird faces with funny eyes... Maybe it's because I don't like japanese cartoons either.

Do you have the yellow fever? Why/why not?
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I don't want hapa children
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>>37236959
This, Saint Rodgers taught me that hapa existence is pure hell for the poor bastards
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>>37236928
Good. Stay away from our women.

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has anyone here lied about their work experience on a job application and gotten away with it?

assume its just a minimum wage job like a grocery store or fast food

t. permaNEET who wants to work but potential employers take one look at my application and throw it away
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I got a 60k/year job at an insurance firm by lying about my experience. I put my step brother as a reference on my resume and they ended up calling him, he did a great job at roleplaying and I got hired a couple days later.

10/10 would recommend OP
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>>37236550
fucking noice, fancy sending a poor NEET a bitcoin so he can buy a suit and shoes and try this himself
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>>37236486
Yes. All the time.

I always say that I've worked at my dad's company since I was 14 doing building maintenance. Reality is I maybe helped with renovations at my house a few times at most. But I use my dad as a reference so whenever he gets called he can just bullshit a wealth of shit that I "did".

That was just a convenient lie for me though. If you can bullshit that wyou worked for some family member I highly suggest you contact that family member and get them to vouch for whatever bullshit you write on your resume.

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Kitty wuvs me :3
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you and your cat are very very cute.
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go to bed arin
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I hate cats they are disrespectful shit rats who don't even like humans just to mooch food. They are bullies and not fun to be around because all they do is get aggressive and sleep. Cats belong in a burlap sack and smashed against a wall until they stop meowing.

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Even if you get laid, you'll still feel as hollow on the inside
>tinder hook-up
>time to do the deed
>realize how pointless and meaningless it is
>can't get it up
>go down on her instead
>leave feeling disgusted
It's about finding a person you connect to on a personal level. Without that, you're better off jerking off to whatever you people watch.
>pic related is me right now
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>>37236443
>mfw i figured this out years ago
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>>37236459
Me too

Get with the program OP

Sex is disgusting when it is freely given to just anyone
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>>37236459
I'm 24...and here I sit hoping I didn't contract anything.

I work in a Washington trail maintaining organization, and due to my job, everyone wears heavy duty and weather resistant clothing. For the past two years I've worn field gray wool trousers, leather lowboots, canvas gaiters, a brown service shirt, suspenders, an m43 cap without insignia, and an m43 wool field blouse. I've been dressing like a literal nazi in front of my oblivious normie coworkers, and it feels amazing.

Who here /obscure feels/?
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>tfw you will never be a spitfire pilot in ww2
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>>37236469
>ywn make an example of a group of communist partisans with your friends
>ywn sing german folk songs with your comrades out on a march
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>>37236469
>Youll never cop a 20mm round in the cock pit causing an oil leak then fuel fire which burns you alive as you plummet out of the sky and spear into the English channel, hoping and begging the plane falls faster to end the agony

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Why aren't you exploiting YouTube for easy millions?
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Do bots make these things. I feel like so much of this shit is just robots.
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>>37236434
nono just pedos
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I don't want to release half-done OC

Spending the night at a girls fucking sucks. Woke up twice less than 2 hours can't fall asleep again. Not falling for this meme again, didn't even have sex
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Is she at least going to snap you some pics when she cucks you for a rebound tinder quickie to deal with the disappointment that was the entirety of last night ?
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>"hey anon come over"
>die inside
Every time. If you're a girl, stop doing this
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>>37236367
No. And isn't that cucky?

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Why do guys hate girls with confidence? Girls shouldn't think they're average or ugly because that's how they become depressed or suicidal as women are supposed to look good.
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Guys don't hate them, they dislike them because they're harder to get into bed than girls with no confidence.
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>>37236284
Because girls with confidence usually fake it to some extent creating a toxic exterior not allowing anyone in under their skin and generally unrelatable
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>>37236346
stop replying to swaggot normie bait threads with no substance and pigeon holing strawmen. OP is a brainlet and should be discouraged from making new threads. I take self moderation on this board really seriously please use a sage if you need to make another reply.

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What did you guys do the last time this painfully awkward situation has come up?
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Say good riddance to the fag enabler.
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>>37236080
you know this is a joke, right? it's based on a meme.
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>>37236080
never trust a girl with those thick-framed glasses. they are always a reflection of her character

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I'm 23 and have been neet since I left high school. How do I fool employers into thinking I have work experience?
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>>37235971
How old are you?

Have you had a job since highschool?

Are you working now?
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>>37235979
23
No
No
Original comment desu
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same boat as op, only I'm 21.

pretty sure we are fucked

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Tell stories of times you had a girl like you but completely fucked it up.

>senior in high school
>taking physics class, getting straight A's
>popular bubbly Stacy starts talking to me
>asks me to help her study for next test
>say no
>she tells me she'll buy me food
>agree, meet up at cafe
>we study and talk a lot, she opens up to me
>has all sorts of insecurities and issues
>think she's only doing this so I'll keep helping her with physics
>but after that day she never wants to study again
>just wants to hang out a couple of times
>assume I have no chance with her and just be myself
>school year ends, summer begins
>she texts me one night at 1 AM asking to hang out
>the Chad within me kicked in and I tell her to come over to "watch Netflix"
>she does and we cuddle in my bed
>I make out with her
>me, a robot, kissing a Stacy
>she leaves in the morning
>I am still in disbelief
>hang out twice more after that
>then tell her I want to be just friends because I'm insecure of all the Chads that hit on her
>she seems hurt but I ignore it
>she goes off to college
>I block her on all social media
>never see her again
And to this day, she's the only girl that ever showed interest in me. A fucking Stacy. I'm still a virgin to this day, but I'm not kissless. Oh well, maybe life just gives you one shot sometimes and I fucked it up.
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long story short

>have a crush
>she knew im into her
>we've been friends and stuff
>came to the realization that i'll never be a part of her social circle im too autistic and that we're too different
>started to distance myself away
>she notices and wants to have "the talk" with me
>i REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'd her out of my life
>she's gone forever.

hahaa im a fucking idiot
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>>37235737
>16 or 17 (yurop)
>like girl
>she likes me too
>spilling spaghetti all the time, she doesn't care, still into me
>weekend
>get shitfaced, as usual, party hard
>send textmessage like "i want to lick your juciy pussy, slut" or something, lewd stuff, can't remember anymore as I trashed the phone in the course of the evening by accident
>next day
>i know i did something stupid, wtfamigoingto do
>see her, she's hurt
>"I would have never thought you'd be like that"
>pic related

needless to say she distanced herself for me.
haven't had a drink since that day.
never again, never forget ;_;7
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>>37235958
>"i want to lick your juciy pussy, slut"

top kek

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Why does liquor affect me the way crack affects normal people?
I've had it before, and it only makes me paranoid.
When I drink liquor I am happy, productive, and full of energy without getting sloppy.
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>>37235625
your post is completely incoherent mate

regardless, the simple explanation is that all drugs affect the individuals that use them in different ways.
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>>37235676
incoherent?
Is English your first language?
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>>37235800
are you on crack and/or alcohol right now by chance?

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