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I'm 23 and I don't gotta pay rent lol

>>37238633
Slave him for money

>>37238633
>paying rent to your parents
What's the fucking point of living with them?

What did you get banned for? How did you appeal it.

>>37238621
What did ya do

tell us or fake

>>37238682
>>37238685
I threatened to kill someone on 4chan

You just click contact on the site and use the built in forum

>>37238448
Applyingit to your deck?

Applyingit to your dick?
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Huffing it?

>>37238490
Nope. I'll give a hint, i'm being productive

>>37238514
Posting about how (((productive))) you are on the Internet

>>37238331
Make sure to chase it down with some liquor to avoid addictive effects

>how do i not get addicted?
don't do it

just kidding, have fun

>>37238331
May as well go straight to cough syrup at this point

My mom had her tubes tied. She can't become pregnant no matter how many times I cum in her.

I FUCKING HATE NIGERRSSS

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Because I'd be a terrible role model; and as much as I hate people in general I wouldn't want to inflict myself on them just because I see myself as a shitty person. Some of those kids'll make it, for those of us who didn't.

Nah just temporarily, though some things you may never forget

I'd recommend it

How can a friendless hikiNEET get drugs?

ps too afraid to order online

It just made my brain scream at me louder than it usually does, listing off my failured and impotencies one after another in SUPER LOUD ALL CAPS VOICE IN MY MIND. Had a panic attack during my last trip, ended up curled in a ball for 12 hours.

Not my thing, but don't let my awful experiences with them deter you. I'd avoid if you have really pad panic issues/you're not comfortable with the other people in the room though.

It's not life altering, but in the right conditions it's pretty great. Going for a walk nice and fucked up on shrooms in the middle of the night is comfy central.

>>37237959
I have very little memories. But I think I'm happy. If I'm nostalgic about time when I was in kindergarten and in elementary I'm especially happy.

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hmm let's think. in my youth my country was in the top 5, 98% white, rich, people weren't alienated and detached, japan-tier safe.

now its pretty much third world tier and 65-70% white, crime and poverty everywhere, people don't go out because immigrant gangs are everywhere.

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>>37237959
I miss my friend.
I just want to see them again.

Whites and asians statistically have higher IQ than niggers and other bullshit.

>>37237918
Anglos aren't white so I don't see what you're trying to say.

It's 3:32 pm where i live. How about that

>>37237834
I just have the barber give me an all-around 6mm cut. It looks nice, easy to maintain and comfy.

>>37237834
Shorter on the sides and back. Longer on top.

>>37237953
You're going to pay a barber $20 to do a buzzcut job you could do at home? Also that look slike shit

>>37237834
Hitler youth cut.

My barber from Holland, who probably grew up under occupation, always delivers.

Looks great, stays out of the way, easy to maintain, and if you need it to, it can last a long time before your next visit.

Oh, hello sir, I did not le see you there! :^) You may notice that I am displaying (proudly, mind you) a RedditR Gold card, which I received from my Home at Reddit, or more precisely, from another fine upstanding member of the fine community that we like to call "The Narwhal Bacon HQR" or more fondly or "commonly" known to the layman as RedditR.

I decided to step out of my "zone" to observe you, here, on this website - and I suppose you are looking at me and asking yourself how you could possibly strive to reach a level of satisfaction and excellence as I have? I am here to give you a few pointers - they are free and of no charge to you sir, but I would appreciate an upvote and/or a recommendation on your blog or a linkback on your FacebookR page to let everyone know where you learned this information... the internet after all does have a polite code of conduct (although some choose not to obey it...)

So first of all and the most obvious, is to discard any ridiculous notions of religion or belief in any sort of supreme being. We like to call that the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" because the idea that there could be any entity that exists in the universe beside ourselves and the (likely millions) of alien life that all started from gases and star dust, is absolutely ludicrous.

Now that you have your silly little brain cleared out, it's time to enlighten yourself with some real knowledge. Go to RedditR and spend at least a month, full days, 8+ hours per day and just "lurk" in r/atheism. Lurking means you will READ but not type anything. You are not ready to type anything yet and if you input your commentary it will just "dirty" up the threads.

once you have a bit of a grasp on what it means to embrase reality and the concept of acknowledging that you are random worthless being and it does not matter if you live or die, keep studying RedditR and you will feel a tingly, free feeling. that is Euphoria! Keep up the hard work and I'll see you on the boards.

>>37237799
I would love to, but I don't know how to bring it up, plus he might think i'm gross

>>37237935
Just do it while you're blowing him. It'll feel too good for him to tell you to stop.

>>37237512
average girl is a stacy

>>37237519
In other words, do better looking girls have more or less sex than less attractive ones?

>>37237571
Cant generalize that.

Not cigarettes anymore. They taste like crap, however convenient they are.
Weed and hookah are a patricians choice.

Winfield Blues because i'm a true Australian

>>37237496
Outdated milk bottles

heres y0ur reply

Will our personality undergo drastic changes due to the combination of memories from "two" lives (Life life and LFE life)?

>>37237493
We do definitely expect it to change, although the core should stay the same.

I feel you man, boy do I feel you...

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>manlet cousin has been married with his Stacy wife for over 20 years and still going
>other manlet cousin has a 8/10 wife and they're on their second baby
>other manlet cousin has a wife with massive tits and nice ass
>I'm 6'0'' HKV because shreck face
FML

>not being gay
>not getting a cute bf you can dress like a girl
Its the most obvious decision.

They have swamp ass, stay away.

>>37237209

But they're so pretty. I want to kiss and sniff them.

Could not be anything to do with your retained virginity hmmmn