somebody once told me the world was full of niggers, i got dead nigger storage in the shed, a niggers looking really dumb with kfc in her thumb and jerrycurl on her forehead, well the nigs start chimpin and they dont stop chimpin, a police car rolls in and the niggers start runnin, didnt make sence not to chimp for gibs, then a crime wave starts cause niggers are dumb, so much to nig so much to ger so whats wrong with being on welfare, there a bunch of filthy negros, with nappy headed afros, hey now your a niggar, get your food stamps, grape drank, hey now your a nogger, get your kfc, grape drank, and all that niggers is brown, only nig noggers get welfare
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>>37248991
Fucking racist piece of shit I bet you're a virgin mother fucker go kill yourself god fuckimg damnit I don't need this
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As a black man that isn't a nigger,this made me laugh, though it needs a little work.
6/10 sensible chuckle
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>>37249054
As a black man that is a nigger it's pottery accurate
Fucknoff uncle tom
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>Claims to not be single by choice
>Claims he doesn't have standards
>Doesn't date single mothers
I hate you sexists.
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>>37248509
i miss /fitlit/
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>>37248509
>"work" at the library
>implying you don't sleep there
Why would you go to a library when you have the internet, fool?
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Not dating single mothers isn't a standard, it's a law.
Neck yourself, faggot.
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if everyone could suddenly be able to teleport, what would the world be like?
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organized small-time people could make a huge impact if they plan their moves right
I think things will start moving really, really fast, as in exponentially. we might have some sort of world order pretty quickly, and organizations trying to get a monopoly on teleportation right after that, if the idea of an organization will even exist at that point.
interesting question
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>>37248489
Completely vacant of all human life.
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>>37248489
What are the limitations?
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What is this oneitis shit everyone keeps talking about?
If you like a girl, why don't you just start talking to her and become friends with her? I'm not talking about dating her straight away, but maybe by becoming friends with her you will find out she's not perfect and you will have someone to talk to.
If you don't, you will be obsessed with her forever and it will haunt you.
Seriously, if you have a oneitis, go talk to her tomorrow. Do it robots, Do it and you might leave this hell some time in future. Or don't, stay depressed and keep posting > tfw no gf threads. Whatever.
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A oneitis is usually a female friend, one you known well, one you know is different and isn't replaceable but she doesn't share the same feelings
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>implying I haven't already tried talking to her
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>>37248491
From what I've seen on this board, oneitis is quite often some girl that robot likes, likes a lot, but can't muster up the courage to talk to her and is obsessed with her.
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and? How did it go?
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Here's a story about how I almost got a GF
>Be me 14~15
>New school, new chances
>First day of school, last class, a guy comes up to me and ask if I played a game
>''Y-yes''
>''Cool, add me blah blah blah'' (He became my best and only friend in high school)
>FF a few months
>He calls me to play the game
>He has some friends with him, including a girl
>I didn't know it was a girl, so I treated her like a random guy
>He seems cool, I add him too and start to chat
>ask for his normiebook
>I almost lost my spaghetti when I found out it was a girl, she's from the same school as me and my friend btw
>Add her on facebook and start talking to her
>Everyday
>I didn't fall for her instantly tho
>But I get some hints that she's interested, and a guy from school tell me she asked my name when she saw me on the first day.
>I'm too anxious to talk to her IRL
>She seems a bit frustated by it, but accepts it
>We shared many interests, we both Liked Gorillaz for example
>FF some months later (same year tho)
>I finally start to develop feelings for her
>Tell her out of nowhere that I like her
>OHSHIT.jpg
>She says that she likes me too
>I don't know whats next
>''Let's see where it goes from here anon !''
>At this point there were no more school, I was only going to be able to see her next year
>Everything seems perfect, I was planning on talking to her on the very first day..
>But... something happened
>She started to talk less and less to me
>eventually she just stopped.
>FF first day of school, I'm pretty down, I wanted to talk to her but, as I said, she didn't talk to me for 1 month or so.
>FF 2 week of school, go to her Normiebook page
>her flag is her hugging a guy
>Her last post is from a month or so ago
>''We'll be together forever <3''
>we'll be together forever (these words echoed in my mind for a year)
>many comments wishing them happiness etc
>I'm so fucking mad I break my laptop screen
>Ask her WTF was that
cont*
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cont*
>tell her I don't even want to see her again
>she says its my falt I still liked her, and that I shoud'nt even talk to her with other intentions
>FF a month later
>she comes to me in class
>Look me in the eyes
>Eyes are tearing up
>I look away
>''I'm sorry''
>She leaves.
>First and only time I heard her voice
Its ridiculous now that I think about it. but at the time it destroyed me. Still hurts when I think about it.
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>>37248009
On the bright side OP this means you're attractive and have atleast a decent personality. You'll make it
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>>37248050
Attractiveness is nothing if you're autistic like me. Can't even look anyone in the eyes.
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>Order food from domino's
>See that it's a girl making it
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>>37247630
> Girl delivers the food
> Mom yells from the living room for her to be careful because there is a lot if weirdos out there
Yeah mom, she probably knows karate...
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Someone told a guy in another thread that it doesn't rly work that way, it's a random dude dude
The guy said t.former dominos employee
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>see a happy family
>know they all will be dead in time
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I'm here for you anon!
tell me what's wrong? <3
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We're going to die and there is no longer a way out
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>>37247614
I feel like The mandela effect or something is real because in the past 8 years since I was 16 I have changed into a radically diffrent person and I feel like I'm forgetting who I used to be.
I'm glad I'm a better and stronger person now but I'm also kind of afraid desu
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>>37247752
We were always going to die. What is this way out that is no longer there?
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Any other robots have ridiculously high standards?
>tfw can't be attracted to women who are even slightly overweight
>must be thin
>must have pretty face
>must have nice hair
Not too picky about other things but those three things alone cut out a huge portion of the population.
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>Any other robots have ridiculously high standards?
AHAHAHAHAHA. If you ever plan on sticking your dick in anything, You need to get with the fucking program, and drop your standards lower than rock bottom.
>pic related
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I literally need an A4 page to describe my standards.
>am a fat autistic fuck
help please
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>>37247521
I am similar, but my obsession lays with the feet. I absolutely lose all interest in women who do not have 10/10 feet for my tastes. My tastes are a little bizarre though, so it is hard to find the perfect girl. I like large feet, very long toes, and large nailbeds. There's more to it, but that's the top three.
It sucks because sometimes you don't know what you're getting. I can see a chick who I find attractive, but she isn't wearing shoes that show her feet, so I don't know what her feet look like. 9 out of 10 times, when I do see her feet later, they are not up to my standards so I lose interest.
Other than that, face is of absolute importance. I prefer brown eyed women with shoulder length hair. Besides the feet and face, I don't much care too much about the rest. Small tits don't bother me, a flat ass does kind of, but nice feet and face can trump that. In fact, small tits and a nice round ass are my desired combination.
The only other thing I pay attention to is hands. I like women with long, bony hands and very large nailbeds. These types of hands can be good indicators of feet. Normally women with these types of hands will also have long bony toes and large toe nailbeds. Still, perfect hands aren't a dealbreaker.
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Fembots, I hope you have an explanation why you aren't pooping right now and it better be good
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I pooped earlier today.
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>sick
>pooping every 15 minutes
>butthole raw
>poop is liquid with little chunks of brown and tiny white bugs swimming in it
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>>37247623
You've shouldn't give this much description you disgusting animal
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>I have a small penis
>am short
>am ugly
>have no talents or hobbies
>never go outside
>am uneducated and unemployed
>and hate women
>BUT I DESERVE A WOMAN! FUCKING ROASTIE BITCHES WON'T DATE ME! WOMAN HATE THREAD, GUYS!
Hmm . . . really makes me think.
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>really makes me think
I honestly don't think so.
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Let's look at woman
>Don't have anything like a small penis, plenty guys like small tits
>Guys care much less about height.
>If you're ugly you can use makeup or appeal to some fetish
>You don't have to leave your house, fill out a profil on a dating site and you'll have hundreds of men trying to get your attention.
>They just get some sugardaddy
>You can openly hate men, and alot do for silly reasons
Fuck off. Woman play life on easy mode.
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>>37247632
Beautifully said. OP is either a troll or a roastie, but either way you dismantled their strawman beautifully. It always makes me laugh how normies/roasties imply that we're acting "entitled", despite the fact that every single robot on this board knows that they're not "entitled" to a girl. Think about it - when you've been treated like absolute trash by women your whole life, you realize pretty damn quick that no man is entitled to a woman. Women are incredibly entitled to as many men as they want, but never vice versa.
Hey /r9k/, I made you a present, a challenge, a chance to overcome something difficult and exciting.
This is the 4th year in a row now that I've done this annually, and on the off chance any of you here today have joined me in the prior years you will remember the incredible amount of fun we've had together.
The reason I do this is simply because I enjoy watching others enjoy themselves.
This is Clocktower 4, make it to the top within 72 hours, that is all.
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version 1.10.2
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I don't post the inside to avoid any spoilers.
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>really unmotivated to boot up my PC
Sorry just not in the mood right now.
Link for the map?
I might go through it someday.
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Looks awesome. Would love to participate if my internet wasn't utter shit.
Took me almost a minute to finish loading OP pic. Not a connection fit for playing games :(
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Why do people who have been or are in relationships or had sex come here to discuss how lonely they are?
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>>37247208
I used to have sex and relationships then I went bald and it made me go crazy and suicidal so that on top of being ugly now made me completely undesirable
You don't get the pain of going from a normie with relationships to the biggest robot on this board. It's hell.
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Just to taunt you, my nigga.
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>>37247208
Imagine if you made it to heaven for like a month or two, and then were kicked out with little to no chance of it ever happening again. I imagine that's what drives at least a few of them, at least the actually robot-like ones that just got lucky and then fucked it up by bee-ing themselves
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Sup, fellow robots. Ask me anything.
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Awesome, haven't you read rules? No under 18 fags.
Now get out.
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what the fuck is that
orginla
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holy fuck, you're like that sewer kid from futurama
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>take a big shit
>get a boner
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>>37246650
>Take shit
>Pee while sitting
>Dick is too close to the bottom of the bowl and it sprays back.
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If it feels so good coming out just imagine how great the back and forth motion of my big neet cock will feel.
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>>37246650
Shitting is basically just backwards anal sex.
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Ancapism is truly the ideology for robots. I, for one, relish the arrival of our corporate overlords and the disintegration of the nation-state.
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Welfare state capitalism is the robot ideology.
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Not so sure. The most irredeemable of NEETS would be dumb to embrace true capitalism.
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'Anarcho'-capitalism is feudalism.
http://www.infoshop.org/AnarchistFAQSectionF