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>>37252616
I moved form the north to the south, and boy was I disappointed.
There's so many trannies, liberals, feminists, AntiFa sympathizers, etc.
I was really looking for the true southern experience with southern belles and a shitton of conservatives.

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:49:22 Post No. 37252590 [Report] [View this topic]

when did you realize you were going to be the weird uncle

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>>37252590
You can't be the weird uncle if you will never reproduce and are an only son.

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>>37252590
Second my sister announced her pregnancy.

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:55:42 Post No.37252712 [Report]

>when your sisters are less likely to reproduce because you exist

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:47:50 Post No. 37252548 [Report] [View this topic]

>Hey Anon, would you like to get some coffee with me and rex?

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:48:19 Post No.37252562
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>she's fucking the dog

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>I'd offer to pay, but I'm a little short.

Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:51:16 Post No.37252632
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>>37252562
I really hope she is
Origami

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:24:54 Post No. 37252127 [Report] [View this topic]

Give me some movies with bittersweet endings

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:28:58 Post No.37252201
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Drive has a pretty decent bittersweet ending

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>>37252127
Blue Valentine
Memento
Primer
Black Swan
The Wrestler
Warrior
Locke
Manchester By the Sea

I highly suggest the wrestler

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>>37252127
God Bless America
I'd say it's robot-core. But it's okay. Not a great movie but worth watching once.

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:17:44 Post No. 37251983 [Report] [View this topic]

How the fuck did we go from "Can't corner the Dorner" to "Blue Lives Matter"? When did 4chan become full of boring, bootlicking white nationalists?

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:30:51 Post No.37252244
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I'm an Anarchist, you dirty nigger.

Also, the answer to your question...dirty niggers.

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>>37251983
We grew up.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:41:50 Post No.37252432
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we grew up
pods

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Anybody else here to share feels with? 2017-05-25 01:06:58 Post No.37251749
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Anybody else here to share feels with? Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:06:58 Post No. 37251749 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't know why I do this almost every month. I go on normiebook and instafag for a few minutes and see all these people I knew having fun and going places and being happy. I love staying inside all day and I'm usually always content but whenever I do this it makes me feel like shit. I need to stop this.

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:08:42 Post No.37251791
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>>37251749
delete everyone on your facebook that does this

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>>37251749
I did the same thing with instafag. I saw all my class mates havings hot gfs. Then I just ironically said drink bleach at them and got banned. Fun while it lasted.
im so lonely. plz help anons

Anonymous 2017-05-25 02:34:12 Post No.37253333
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I have no motivation any more. I don't want to do anything or learn anything. I just want to lay in bed until I die.

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:56:07 Post No. 37251545 [Report] [View this topic]

Fembot Roastie Discord
discord gg/Hcfz2mm
This is purely an experiment, let's see how it goes.

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 01:06:15 Post No.37251735
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One fembot to destroy them all

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>>37251545
There are no females on r9k
tooo bad

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>>37251871
THERE IS A ROASTIE IN THERE
BURN HER

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Robot Commune Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:54:29 Post No. 37251519 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't we all pool our money together and build a little robot village?

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>>37251519
'cause it's be a sad, pathetic community and living there would probably drain the life out of you

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Because 90 percent of you guys are assholes.

I would pool my money with the enlightened robots only.

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>>37251550
How would you go about finding the enlightened robots?

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:45:17 Post No. 37251362 [Report] [View this topic]

You go to hell and get to choose your eternal method of torture out of these:

>infernal head lice with constant maximum itching, colony that grows exponentially. Any attempts to remove the lice will increase the intensity of the sensation.

>sadistic succubi with long nails tickling your feet, which are lathered in demonic oil to lubricate the nails sliding across your sensitive bare flesh and heighten the sensations (if you weren't ticklish in your old life you are now)

>you get to live in a nice room (by hell's standards) but you are also burdened with normal human hunger, which you must satisfy or else you will be sent to a worse plane of torture - the catch is that 1/3 of the menu (which is delicious and suited to your individual tastes) every night is compromised with things like E. coli, salmonella, norovirus, ebola etc. You suffer the full effects of these except death or permanent incapacitation, and the hunger rule doesn't apply during the period of sickness

>you are bound naked to a crucifix and everyone who has ever intimidated you or made you feel insecure takes turns in criticising you down to the very depths of your being, showing their full range of emotions such as pure contempt and disgust for you. when the people from your own life have run out, every single inhabitant of hell gets to take a turn, cycling over and over forever - they are also free to physically humiliate, assault and torture you if they so wish

Which do you choose?

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:48:51 Post No.37251419
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>>37251362
gonna have to go with the succuticklers on this one
pretty sure i can handle a little oil and keratin on my soles

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>>37251419
and hey, at least you've got sexy demonesses keeping you company

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bumping for hell originally

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:40:14 Post No. 37251279 [Report] [View this topic]

Was Gregor Samsa /ourguy/?

>NEET
>Burden on his family
>Literal vermin
>Eats shit
>Unlucky in love
>An hero'd at the end of the book

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:41:22 Post No.37251293
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Yes, Kafka was a robot

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I'm beginning to wonder if Kafka had the blackest humor of all time.
Because his stories are starting to feel hilarious in my mind.

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>>37251293
>>37251334
he was a fucking genius and i wish i could have known him and/or give him a blowie

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:35:50 Post No. 37251217 [Report] [View this topic]

If you don't love anyone else, do you love yourself?

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I hate to quote this but

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>>37251217
>tfw love others
>tfw no one loves back

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>>37251318
Have to agree with this.
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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:33:02 Post No. 37251162 [Report] [View this topic]

>rich uncle NEET wins lottery
>recently died
>will is read out in lawyer's office
>I get 50%
>family goes batshit insane, saying I don't deserve any of it due to being a piece of shit who doesn't have a job
>lawyer states a clause in the will: "anyone who complains about anon getting any amount will forfeit their amount over to anon."
>end up inheriting a total of 80%
My life is now set.

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Anonymous 2017-05-25 12:35:33 Post No.37251203
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>>37251162
Well, don't blow your money anon. Just keep living the sweet neet life in a low cost of living area. That angers the normies more than anything.

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>>37251162
why did your uncle specifically give you more than your family?

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>>37251162
Post some form of proof this sounds to good to be true, also what do you plan on doing with the money?

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