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how is there not a thread yet?
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>>39419912
dunno

INTP here im almost thinking i cant make friends anymore. only friend is mom. i shun pretty much everyone away. i hope i meet great people in college because everyone sucks
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>>39419912
am intj but dead inside
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>>39419912
>tfw INFP
is life this horrible for everyone?

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It happened my robots. I now have a GF. She isnt a 10/10 but a 5/10 like me. I'm no longer a robot, it is saddening. I hope that you anons live on in a well space, as I know that I'm no longer accepted here.
God speed my robots.
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>>39419894
>got a gf
so he was a normie all along...Anyway good luck in your future endeavors.
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>>39419926
She asked me out. The thing that apprently made me a good person is that I cared when she was in a depressed state and she grew on me.
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>>39419894
Just remember you will be back
We belong here
You're here forever

Also good luck with 5/10

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Being white wouldn't be so bad if a huge portion of white men weren't cucks who talked shit about how unmasculine they are all the time. It's like you don't even want white men to be respected.
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>>39419813

Its not about what white men think of themselves, its about what other people (especially white women) think of white men.

Its just that its hard for white men to get that info without distortion, that's what creates all of the cultural kerfuffle.
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>>39420063
It doesn't matter what other people think of white men. Nothing excuses white men who talk badly about all white men.
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>>39419813
Probably a large percentage of this board is white-men down-talking theirselves.

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>9/10 qt likes me
>i only like 5-7/10s
what the fuck anons
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you are a retard - .
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>>39419898
i know
origino
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>>39419770
deep down you know it can't last very long

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Racist Test!

Who would you rather choose if you had to pick, this drow matron, or this sexy ass black woman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tutteSHDBEg
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only a racist would choose an inhuman woman over a black lady
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>>39419700
Would rather be dominated by the Matron mothers or a qt outcast like Viconia Devir than be with some negress thx.
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>>39419700
>drow matron

3d trying to compete with 2d never goes well for 3d

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Are you on right now qt omega bot?
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Why are 99% of all niggers so ugly?
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>>39419744
I find him handsome 8/10
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Blacks can never be robots. They are taught to fuck from day one and there culture ensures they are socially successful.

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This is a willy! Why aren't you sucking one or sticking one up your bum or your fanny?
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Cuz mine looks like a sea slug you cheeky git
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>>39419663
because i have to be sure it is attached to a qt "girl" first
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>>39419818
girls have fannies, not willies

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>tfw no submissive robot gf (male) to mark
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I had a dream where a trap watched me intently finish all over their shriveled tinkler
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We need more cuteboi threads
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>>39420143
just go to >>>/b/ there's always one on there

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>drank 2.5 liters of good wine
>have to work tomorrow
Will I be okay? I fix machines in a shop all day and my bosses are looking forward to the weekend. I know my bosses won't give a damn, but will I be able to work?

Personal stories about how physically functional you were are appreciated.
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Also, I'm a fat pos but I've got drunk sweat.
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>>39419528
>>39419544
Call in and if they get upset tell them to go fuck themselves and that their whiny pussy bitch asses should work a bit harder if they want the weekend so bad
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>>39419528
If you are not a lightweight you'll be okay but still you'll have a fucking hangover. I hate wine because of that. I hate wine and any colourless liquor. Still i think you are fucked

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>still can't find a job that I would enjoy doing and that wouldn't drive me to kill myself
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Same here
27 years old and never found a worthwhile job, just some that were slightly more bearable than others. It's honestly looking like suicide is a better prospect than wageslaving, I don't feel great when I'm a NEET but I feel a hell of a lot better as a NEET than I do as a slave.
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>job
>enjoy
pick one
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>>39419473
>get job in manufacturing electronics
>think it will be perfect, I don't mind monotony and it should have less social interaction
>turns out theres a ton of downtime and people stand around and talk
I lasted about a month or two, then during the first break time I walked out to my car (as if to smoke a cigarette) and just drove home. Made the mistake of not saying "i quit" and then ended up calling my emergency contact later in the day

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>My parents didn't max out their parenting skills so I am now gimped from level 1 till max
>Didn't buy university DLC so now I am screwed for the rest of this fucking game
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Those are some good excuses to not even try and remain a piece or shit for life.

Gongratulations I guess.
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>>39419389
>he didn't take the gifted talent
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>>39419421
>Was also spawned in a tier 3 country with brown skin

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Would you date a literal monster of she let you hit?
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>>39419376
Maybe not date but I think I would penis her from behind.
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>>39419376
WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THIS
WOMEN
CANNOT
BE
ROBOTS
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39419376
his expression says it all

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Looking for someone to talk to
r15987#9704
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niggerfaggot #6188
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>>39419211
kowai#2622
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>>39419211
Just testings the to the the

How do you deal with awkward memories?
It's like my mind is in a constant loop of all the cringey moments of my life
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bumpirino orginalino
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Easier said than done but you just have to look at them without judgement and accept that they're part of the unchangeable past.
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i forget about them through daily usage of drugs and alcohol

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Resident Evil:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195

http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

Recess:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

http://www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Sonic the Sissyhog:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3.)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Mortal Kombat:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futa)

Weekenders:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

King of the Hill:
https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/9908747

Note: None of my stories feature niggers
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handjobs are barely sex
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>>39419168
I only feel like this when ive jacked of to much without getting laid.

So of course its going to feel shitty you retard, mastubation wasn't intended to be done 3/4 times a day you cuck, and since you do it so often it becomes a routine and when it becomes a routine you don't like anything else apart from your own hand.
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>>39419168
Must suck being a cutfag.

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