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is this yet another finnish meme ?

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>>37262471
Why would you want anyone to talk to you before your first cup? Without The Rule we have chaos. Do you want chaos.

>>37262471
I'm on my third cup, get on my level

So in your head, the first thing that's going to happen when you go to a friends kid's birthday party, is they're going to ask you about your girlfriend.

I ate her
>yfw normalfags love it when people they hate have a selfdeprecating sense of humor
>yfw I am fat
>yfw no face

>>37262446
>where's your GF?
That's nothing for you to be concerned about. But why do you ask? Do you have a qt single sister?

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>>37261866
who cares, he's been normie tier for some time now. since the green van incident last year or so.

Losse Women is /mummy/ central

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normies say the darnest things

No they are normiecore

I love zepp, but they're extremely normie

Robot music is music that most people would find uncomfortable/difficult to listen to, either because of how the music itself sounds, or because of the themes involved.

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>provide an argument

Yes, being a humorlet and brainlet.

>>37261445
goallet


tobequhitehonetstooregon

>>37261347
text her be like "i'm in london, pick a bridge, you have no choice." its going to follow her home.
defeat altrusim through existentialism

>>37261347
They don't know what it's like to have to kill yiurself

Of course they get something out of it. It makes THEM feel better. Don't think for one second that it was about you.

Dude just talk on the phone, you're all by yourself when you're on it, the other persons voice is there, that's it, just a voice

Are you scared of voices anon

>>37261161
Don't make fun

I feel the same way as OP

You just gotta do it. A method I use is to dial the number and just hover over the call button and wait until I have a "fuck it" moment and press it.

Have you heard of a thing called email?

>>37261090
what about buying a nice place for you instead?

>>37261090
Porches are gay.

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>>37261090
>mfw could go and buy a porsche boxster brand new right now and have 255,000brit left over
>mfw i just turned 18

>>37260932
Blackmailing your boss seems fine if he's not a shady mafia type.

Blackmailing your GF, however, is a very low deed and I encourage you to commit ritual suicide if you bring shame on your person by daring to blackmail her in such an infamous manner (unless that whore cheated on you).

>>37260932
Ex-what!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i blackmailed my dad in highschool

he was cheating on my mom and i found out and used it to get whatever i wanted

Awwwwwwwwwwww yeeah

>>37260858
if anything the mere thought of that would put me at a half chub

>be 24 a few years back
>sister was 15 going 16
>hosting a party for her at parents house
>she brings her hot friend who is barely legal
>get talking to her after a few drinks
>proceed to smash bare
>the next few months I had a personal cumslut who is infatuated with me because I have a car and a job

>>37260696
>Having hopes
How young are you?

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>be 22 girl was 19
>talk to girl online
>I work she's in college
>lives like 3 hours away
>finally classes are over
>she plans to stay with me for a week
>first day comes
>pick her up
>she's hesitant the entire day
>can tell she's not into me
>tell her something came up with work and I will be busy all week
>offer to buy her a ticket back home and apologize
>she leaves after like 4 hours of hanging out
>she instantly stops talking to me as much as she did before we met
>we slowly drift apart
>be 6 months of no talking
>finally decide to just say hey
>be friends again
>had the courage to ask what went wrong with us meeting
>she said nothing was wrong and that she was just very shy
>turns out she was a virgin and never even kissed a guy before
>now she's done got into partying and drinking over the Summer and has slept with 12 guys
>wants to visit me again

>>37260706
Was a poor choice of words but 20

Originali

You made an excellent choice bucko. I went with the financially useful gf/ generous family too

>>37260651
One part of settling for a 4/10 is how your friends may feel towards her, I feel insecure because I know she is kinda... meh but I love her all the same. Like showing people you have an ugly gf gives me anxiety

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>>37260651
good for you anon, hope things keep getting better for you
it's better to settle for something imperfect than to settle for nothing

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>>37260524
>implying snoop is a normie

Some nerds get a life and retain their love for geek shit and spread it or incorporate it into their swag. I just watched the new berserk with my pussy slaying jamal weed dealer.

>>37260524
Its not thet just pretend to like it to look quirky

>>37260381
Like all fembots I can pretend to be a fembot.

>>37260381
sorry op, but you're shit out of luck. no such thing as a fembot :^)

>>37260381
Why are you sad anon? Tell us what's wrong

Does anyone else here get sick of all the subliminal brainwashing threads?

>>37260280
Yeah me too. I think women find penises weird and now I'm ashamed to have a penis.

Well, there's something called prostate stimulation and orgasms without refractory period...