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So don't smoke the cigarette next time

>Smoke cig
>feel like shit
>smoke weed then cig
>feel awesome

>>37274402
good, always smoke

that look - fake blonde hair straightened and pouring out of a blue red sox cap - is so fetch here in Boston

that fat ass needs to be gaped asap

>>37274353
Btw she's wearing that for comfort so no staring you creeper!

>>37274233
All your problems come from anime, porn and 4chan

what state do you live in anon?
Also happy bday

>>37274304
this actually

you're in too deep man, you really fucked it up. There were lots of days you could've used to start making things better but instead you dug yourself in deeper and deeper. Now it's going to be much harder to fix things than it has ever been.

It's a little bit your mom's fault for not doing right by you and kicking your ass to the curb ten years ago, but it's mostly your fault. It's too bad.

I'd say kill yourself, but that would make you truly useless. I think the best you can do is keep posting here, post often. Let the 18 year old kids see what happens when they fuck up. If you steer some younglings away from the trap you've fallen in, you'll have at least accomplished something with your life.

Happy birthday.

>Dating a coworker

Enjoy the shitstorm

t. salarycuck

>>37273967
Savage anon
i like it

>>37273967
I've seen better desu. Still keep up the good work.

My pupils are always that dilated.

normans

>>37273825
no bc too much of a loser to have connections

>>37273838
Like cats
MEOW X__X

>>37273802
I'd only join if you are the one in the middle and give me your Panzerbusche. Otherwise fuck your discord.

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It's pretty comfy, as long as you don't run into knives or black out.

>>37273802
>>37273843
whats the name of it sood?

>>37273639
>Hotline Miami
>Hotline Miami Wrong Number
>Portal2
if you love shooting zombies then buy left 4 dead 2

>>37274318
Played them all
I just launched "life is Feudal" which i bought waay back.
Hoping for some comfy RP

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>>37273639
fug thats a comfy pic

>intelligent
>nihilist
If you were actually smart you'd find your own purpose in life

How about dumb and nihilistic?

>>37273614
I like to think of myself as particularly intelligent but nihilism is dumb. I like absurdism more.
I don't have a wicked sence of humor either, so I fail at the meme

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>>37273432
thats pretty /devious/ fampai

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>>37273432
I like you. You keep doing your thang.

>feeling good about something you haven't done
I remember being 12 and planning revenges.

put yer dick in between the mattresses and fuck yer bed dont worry if the bed crushes ye dick its fine lol


fuck thru the pain anon

>>37273426
Wait so is your bed permanently covered in jizz or what?

>>37273426
I tried humping my pillow last night

I got into it but only by imagining there was a girl riding my dick. Never got even remotely close to cumming though

Just getting fully hard from pillow humping I felt was an achievement

>>37273375
thats dangerous and retarded. fuck you

>>37273410
but what if im vary careful

I'm by no means bragging or trying to sound cool but I drive drunk way too much. It's only a matter of time. If it happens it would destroy me. My job would prob fire me and my parents would never forgive me.

I'm so fucking stupid but there isn't any public transportation in my town. Not that it's an excuse but when you live 10 mins away from the 4th largest city in the U.S that shit should reach out further.

yeah but all my best work is done under heavy depression

>>37273147
This place usually helps remedy my sadness. It's my family and real people encounters that put me in the state in the first place. No amount of depression/shitposting anons can put me down but when my own family criticizes my social life despite legitimately trying I just want to die. As I type, I broke out of the utter sadness and am slowly getting out of my malaise phase. I'll probably be better after shitposting for at least a day or two with some proper sleep.

The best way to take your mind off your problems is to hear others', and there's plenty to hear here.

>>37273147
dont get archived just yet thread more comments deserve this

Social media culture. An average girl getting thousands of likes on photos and hundreds of men saying that would give up their entire life to worship them has inflated their self worth to inhuman proportions. Doesn't matter how many fat folds are sticking out of their bikini if Beta McCuckestein throws gifts her way and says he wants to worship her farts.

>>37273093
Social media culture. An average girl getting thousands of likes on photos and hundreds of men saying that would give up their entire life to worship them has inflated their self worth to inhuman proportions.

Because they do, fag-chan

>>37273040
Orbiters absolutely disgust me.

>>37273040
capitalism is great isnt it op?

>>37273040
This bitch is absolutely retarded.

>muh vegans are mean tho
>muh jellyfish good source of protein tho
>muh inability to admit i'm wrong

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>>37272974
Ugly, buy $400 dad shoes like me

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>>37272974
>he's not a big baller

Is it autistic to wear hiking shoes? Tried some in a store and they felt really comfortable and felt robust. Worn sneakers all my life and I think they're starting to look more autistic, probably because I'm not a teen anymore.

Should I get hiking shoes next time I need a pair of shoes?