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This is a dick. I'm posting it for a reason, and that reason is I need to post a lot of dicks on r9k.
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>>37277744
Do dicks carry cooties
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>>37277744
oy vey, look at that, we might have to fix this.
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>>37277744
Cold you post a shaved one the next time? Those pubes are disgusting.
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>make a Dickcord
>go into /r9k/ room
>full of anime avatar faggots who are already a tight knit group and averse to newcomers
>they troll me then block me when I attempt to make friends
I fucking hate you pieces of shit. Get the fuck off of my site and die in a fire. uwu, Cycer, Mutsu. FUCK OFF. If I had a car and saw either of you fuckers crossing the street I would not hesitate in running you down.
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>>37277285
Mutsu is a pretty nice guy
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>>37277303
Mutsu is a beta who thinks spending thousands of dollars on an Australian whore entitles him to a gf. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't such an autistic rude cunt.
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I'm sick of every discord I join being dominated by some cult of personality clique, usually with a roastie figurehead, that just LARPs pol shit all day and ignores or insults anyone who isn't part of their inner circle.
can't I just discuss feels with strangers without it turning into Internet high school?
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What was your crushed childhood dream robots? 2017-05-26 04:23:22 Post No.37276940
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What was your crushed childhood dream robots?
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>tfw always wanted to be a giant mech pilot and fight other mechs in space
>tfw watching gundam makes it worse
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>childhood
wanted to live in the Buffy universe hunting monsters and dating qt vampire slayers
>teen days
wanted the world to suffer a zombie apocalypse and create my comfy refugee for animals and qts survivors only
>present's reality
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>>37276940
Wanting to live a healthy life. Parent crushed it.
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>>37277576
I don't really like your present dream desu.
Going to Fanimecon on Saturday, I'm going to alone and there's so many things to do there, what should I do? I'm not sure if I just wanna go for one day though..
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>>37276872
bring the pliers because you're feet gonna HURT NIGGA
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and how about you get outta here ya con suckin bastard damn normals
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>>37276872
and why are you going for anon, you gonna fuck a ditch or something
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Why doesn't r9k like Islam? They put women in their place, they oppose degeneracy and liberalism, and they guarantee you a submissive qt.
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>>37276823
>They kill dogs
>They ban bacon.
>They ban alcohol.
>They cover up women's hair which is one of my favorite parts of a woman.
Basically they ban everything that gives me happiness.
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>>37276823
>but terrorist
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>>37276823
they wont let me fuck traps
even if i tell them traps aren't gay
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All hang down to our knees white boy
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Oy Vey! How cultural! You goys need a record label?
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small black dicks
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>>37276702
whose the one civilized black in the middle?
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>get in fight with nigger because asked how many girls he's slept with, he thought it was gay
>get hit hard in left eye
>middle vision now blurry in it
>probably a macular hole
>don't wanna get surgery
>learning to live with one eye
>fukk my life
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>>37276636
Around blacks, never relax. Take that ape to court.
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>>37276636
That's what happens when you suck at fighting.
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>>37276669
I might. You never know with them.
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I'm angry. Post in this thread and I will be hostile to you.
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>>37276581
man i love me some chicken tendies with roasted lamb's heart on top. and some rickety wooden splinters in my upper rectal region. and a jesus sandwich. and jewish toneeekd . rectum1
\who
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>>37276837
shut the fuck up faggot i'll kill your ass for stupid fucking talk like that
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What if I want you to be hostile towards me? Then if you are hostile to me you will not be truly be hostile, but if you aren't hostile you might be doing exactly what I want you to do. This is truly schrodinger's post.
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>youre sitting on a bench in a park, ticking away the moments before you need to get to the office for work
>as you're sitting there staring into the field a group of small kids, around the age of 9 or 10 start playing a simple game of football
>as there is nothing else to do, your eyes naturally drift over to view their little game
>as you watch, to your surprise, tears come to your eyes
>you were never the kid who went out with all of his friends and played games
>you were the quiet kid who stayed inside, and never took chances to make friends due to his fear of rejection
>instead of playing with friends like all the other kids did, you frittered and wasted the hours in an offhand way
>now you find that 15 years has gotton behind you, and you're no longer that youthful 10 year old with plenty of time and opporotunities
>instead of using the time in your teens to have fun, study, and chase after your dreams, you waited for something or someone to show you the way, that spark that was supposed to give your life meaning
>nothing like that ever came, and you wasted those important early years doing nothing
>now youre stuck in an office job, you have obligations to fulfill, bills to pay, and work to do
>whatever hobbys you used to do when you were younger you never seem to find the time to do now, or youre just too stressed from work to do it
>you realize that you still are in this state of wasting time, as you are stuck working in a stuffy office rather than pursuing your dreams
>a football flies across the field, and barely misses your face, pulling you out of your head and back into reality
>you check your watch, it reads 9:05
>youre 5 minutes late for work
>you curse, grab your bag, and start running to the office, only to be stopped by one of the children's mothers.
>she hands you a pocket watch, and tells you it possesses the ability to pause and resume time as you please
Well /r9k/ what do you do with it?
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>>37276438
rape the mom
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kidnap some lolis
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>>37276438
Become dio fucking brando obviously.
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How is your relationship with your mother?
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>>37276356
Guess it's alright. I love her but I didn't wish her happy mother's day. She always treated me worse than my two older sisters
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Is that Mike "45 and 1/2th President of the United States" Pence?
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>>37276356
Really good.
She's like a mother to me.
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>he calls himself """robot""""""" but doesnt listen to nighthcore
explain tbqhfamliamaimaia
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is there people who seriously listen to that?
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>>37276250
rec me some
no touhou remixes please
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>>37276250
>he thinks speeding up a song makes it a new genre
W E W
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Ask a robot who just blew $700 on a video card anything.
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>>37275891
why do you think we should give a fuck?
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>>37275980
try being yourself. you'll die of embarrassment.
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Fembot here. I love black men. How does that make you feel?
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It turns me on. Nothing better than a nice dark cock
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plenty of black men will be glad you said this, because they are insecure about their attractiveness. plenty of white men will be mad you said this, because they are insecure about their attractiveness. chances are I'd never get the chance to fuck you, even if i was the most attractive person you could imagine, so it doesn't bother me what kind of people you like.
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>>37275830
Beta white male here. It really turns me on
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Younhavedied.
All you know about yourself has died.
You awake in a realm of fantasy.
The type of realm where few people have surnames.
Everyone has a single name.
What is your name?
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>>37275776
NIgga go play Planescape and fuck off
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Hitler
im pretty sure this comment wasnt going to be original
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EatThatPussy445
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is lil ugly mane /ourguy/ ?
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Depression and trap music is a match made in heaven
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This nigga needs to hit tha bong
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>>37275648
fredo feels like a robot who made it