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I have no redeeming qualities. I'm as disgusting as a tick and about as clingy as one. I am not worth loving and the world will be a better place once I'm dead.
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>>37284907
You're sharing all of this because of what exactly?
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Sure, add me.
x x x x#3918
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Fuck off dumb Kogasa poster.
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Why don't women like being called "mommy" but love calling their men "daddy"?
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>>37284852
Non-ironically because of the patriarchy
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>>37284852
Most don't like a submissive man
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Saying mommy makes you sound dependent on them. Saying daddy makes them sound dependent on you.
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Has anybody here ever tried to commit suicide by alcohol? Why did it fail? How much of it do you have to drink to fall into a coma?
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if u really wanted to kys you would have tried the helium.
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>>37284728
Jesus Christ you're dumb. May as well take too much advil
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>>37284772
If you drink so much that it puts you into a self-induced coma, then it isn't dumb you literal retard. When you're in a coma, you feel no pain.
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did you go out or stay in today?
why?
how was it?
i stayed in because i am a pussy and i loved it
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>>37284724
Staying in bc hs graduation parties are on Saturday
And by party I mean coke with a couple friends
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>>37284724
I went out and got pussy instead
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>>37284724
>not buying groceries
luaghing at your starvation
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>be 29 year old khv
>have severe mental issues and I'm a neet
>go out to papa johns to get some pizza
>there's a qt cashier who takes my order
>she comments on my Led Zeppelin shirt, and we get into a conversation
>turns out she plays guitar too, and watches anime
>get her number
>text her a lot when I get home
>get on my pc and start typing up a post on r9k on how we're all going to make it
>post it, walk downstairs to get some water
>trip as I'm walking
>wake up right before I hit the ground
FUCKING FUCK I WISH I WAS STILL IN THAT FUCKING DREAM INSTEAD OF THIS HELL
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>>37284708
Ha. What a loser! ;^)
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>>37284725
You could have been at least a little original in your reply, this is literally the board for losers
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>>37284708
>get on my pc and start typing up a post on r9k on how we're all going to make it
People do actually do this. Sad!
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Hello guys, you may not know me, but ive been lurking here for some years. I know 90% of you are gonna react now by shitposting, "normie gwt out" , etc... but a few of you might help.
Listen here.
>been in army for 11 months.
>now a guy asked me how long it was since the last time i had sex
> i say 7 months (im actually a virgin)
>he asks if i want him to organize me a cute thailand girl to fuck, very easy he says.
>i say yeah ok.
> she will be in club on tuesday and he will meet us.
How the fuck you get laid in club with thailand bitch you just meet.
>inb4 """""she""""""
>inb4 thailand sausage surprise
Fuck all shitposters beforehand.
Plz help
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>>37284503
You ruined my chances of perfectly reasonable shitposts, ugh, you're like the worst.
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>>37284503
you just got pranked bro. if you fuck her the whole base will laugh at you.
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>>37284523
God I fucking hate dumb Connie posters.
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why do girls care about acid attacks
looks doesnt matter, be confident, take a shower, brush your teeth
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>>37284463
>Be attractive
>Live in constant fear of acid attacks
Has the BETA uprising finally commenced?
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>>37284463
Because they're horrible. Almost as bad as posting the same fucking thread twice in the span of hours.
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>>37284463
somewhat related question,
Which of these do you think is more likely to die a virgin
>attractive women who suffers an acid attack (before losing her virginity)
>a 4/10 (a bit below average) guy
what's the most normie thing you do?
i'll start
>actually have a couple of bros who i drink/get high with
>pic unrelated
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>>37284444
Have sex and drink in quite an original way.
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>>37284444
drink energy drinks inna gym benching 2plate+
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>lift weights
>have a gf
>have a job 80k/yr
>drive a nissan GTR
>go out at least once every two weeks
>get along well with my parents
>be good looking
i just come here to feel better about myself in comparison to you desu
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Forgetting I have anxiety?
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Is it possible to forget I have anxiety? I feel like if I could train myself to forget I have anxiety for even a day it would go away eventually. I catch myself thinking about it everyday since 2015 when it started and that only gives me panic attacks, I'm sick of it. I just want to forget I'm fucked up and convince myself I'm normal for a day.
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>>37284433
Bash your head into a wall until you can't remember having anxiety but you probably won't remember much else either.
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>>37284465
wow thank
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>>37284433
One of the best ways to get away from anxiety is to forget about it. If you're always obsessing over it, it'll stick to you like tar. But if you push it away enough it'll stay away
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My dream is to marry my gf who was a virgin before me, who slowly transforms into a thicc MILF that I use as my semen disposal every day.
What is your dream, anon?
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>>37284412
I'm somewhere along 7/10 of the way in the transformation of my gf as per your dream.
Tbh I just want a horny no strings attached fwb now. Relationships are so much work even when there is zero fighting and she is super loving. I'm so tired.
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>>37284412
nice dream, does it include an impregnation/pregnant fetish?
otherwise 9/10
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>>37284412
to poop in a thicc MILF's cunt and have my poop take over her vagina and become a dick
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Let's share some stories
I have a classic here from some anon ages ago
>higher end restaurant
>chef is a dick head
>every time, someone orders medium well, then sends it back because it's not done enough
>chef gets pissed
>give it to "chef mic"
>chef mic is the microwave
>sends that shit back out
>server tells chef the people love it
>these people
>That place made me realize how shitty food service is.
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I wish I could relate to wagie memes. They always seem like they would be funny if I could relate. Seems like shock-humor type stuff, but I can't tell.
*spends time hobbies*
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>>37284362
I don't really have any stories except for slicing the ball of my wrist to the bone on a can lid once.
t. Cook at retirment home
I hate every fucking day of it but it's the only job I can get it seems.
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>>37284535
Aim for the throat next time. Will make for a better story.
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Do any other Robots here pump gas for work? It's one of the most Robot jobs I can think of. Don't have to interact much with people, lots of down time to browse 4chan
Any experiences or stories to share?
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>>37284267
Aren't you tempted to pour gas allover yourself and light it? It's too dangerous for a robot job. Also, what's it like to be living in the 50s when they still had full-service gas stations?
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>>37284267
Where do you live? I haven't seen an employee pump gas for a customer since I was a kid
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>>37284284
Some states wont allow preople to pump their own gas. Jersey's one of them.
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>hate coffee
>most people go grab a coffee for their first date
Wat do?
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>>37284063
drink tea
or a capuccino
or a milkshake
or just order coffee and don't drink it
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>>37284077
I thought Starbucks only offered coffee
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Order a vanilla latte. Shits good
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>be me
>today is the big prom
>finally finishing this piece of shit called high school
>single,, lonley and baiscaly a robot but got some friends that are normies
>i hate taking photos
>i hate dancing
>i hate emotional shit
>it will be ok to drink only after 4 hours
wat do
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fuck off
robots don't go to prom
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>>37284067
i am obligated to go to the prom
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>>37284080
Only by normalfag social standards. The school can't force you to go.
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Just gonna leave this here...
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2017-05-26 02:09:45
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http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You're-Autistickek
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>>37283909
No thanks.
I'm already homo-insured. Guaranteed cover for female advances.
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>>37283909
Pretty sure one of the steps is "be yourself". It's not a useful guide either because I think another step if "be upfront about your autism and tell them you may do weird things and have them let you know when you are doing weird things"
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okay now how do i get a gf as a manlet