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What is the absolute longest you have ever held your shit for any reason?
For me it was 24 days when I was 5 years old because I was afraid of the toilet.
And you?
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I don't remember, but that webM holy kek.
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I think it would've been a few days over a week, and it was most likely when I was traveling with other people, like my friends in high school when we went on vacation for a while.
It wasn't too bad, although I'm pretty sure on the way home my stomach felt like magma and by the time I got to the toilet it felt like I was launching the Saturn 5
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>>39421354
Went on week long camp as a kid aged 12. I used to really struggle shitting anywhere unfamiliar. I held in my poo for 5 days. Monday morning to Friday morning. Friday afternoon I took the biggest dump ever. To this day I don't know how. It's like my body subconsciously knew I didn't want to poo
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>tfw unreasonably happy and goodfeeling for the first time in over a year tonight
I have nowhere to go but down now! This must be what Chad feels like 24/7
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>>39421328
careful, it might be the start of a manic episode. if life starts suddenly feeling like an 80's movie and everything is sunshine and roses, it's probably time to check yourself into a mental hospital so you don't end up spending all your money or start believing delusional shit
t. someone who has never been as happy as when i was psychotic
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>>39421381
Take what this guy says but don't oversweat it. Enjoy your time, do something productive, do something you usually don't do to widen your perspective a bit even if it's a small thing.
I know how you feel because I had my lowest shittiest point and greatest in my life ever in a year back from now. I finally feel good again but I think I actually learned to from a new perspective that is not as toxic as it was before.
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>>39421381
everything just feels simple and peaceful and upbeat at the moment
I think it might just be that I'm a housebound NEET and I've opened the windows today for the first time in almost 6 months and am getting some fresh air instead of my stale neetcave air. I'll definitely be on the lookout for an episode though if I'm still positive tomorrow. Hell I might break down and start crying before trying to sleep tonight, who knows
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suicide attempt stories 2017-08-31 07:32:40 Post No.39421224
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What are your stories /r9k/? What happened before, during and after? Do you regret doing it, or do you regret living?
>holding all the pills in my hand.
>stalling
>"just do it, you know it is the right thing"
>stall more.
>finally work up the guts
>put all in my mouth
>spit some out
>swallow what I have in my mouth, then do the sane with the ones in my hand.
>bitter as fuck
>instantly panic
>what have I done
>panic fades
>realize what I have done
> euphoric happiness sets in.
>ever single ounce of pressure is finally off my chest.
>no more conflict
>no more embarrassment
>no more anxiety
>no mire pain
>happiest point in my life was during the potential end.
>lay back and wait to die happy.
>wake up in a hospital after being in a coma for a week.
>fuck.
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>>39421224
Does anyone dies of Pills overdose? Every time i read suicide attempts with pills they fucking survive
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>>39421258
Yeah, it was a bad choice. But it was right there, and I took three full bottles. It should have completely killed me, but because of some fucking joke, it didn't.
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>>39421347
What did you take?
I've never really had an actual suicide attempt, closest I got was tying a noose around my neck with a bedsheet.
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I'm 31yo i live in a shithole 3rd country. I never had luck with women in general, my mother was really shitty when i was young, my father died when i was 13 he was an alcoholic and he didnt know how to write or read but he was a really hard worker man.
I was sexually abused when i was 5 and then again when i was 7 (the assault didnt fuck my shit up but makes me really shy and quiet). In february of this year i had a major psychotic breakdown, i was on a psych ward for 4 days (bipolar diagnosed) and after that being on meds for 4 months (risperidone and valproate) i was literally a zombie. I lost my job due this episode and im jobless since then. In january my fiance left me after 8y, but we keep seeing each other until may, the reasons she told me for the breakup was the usual women shit (I want to find myself, i want to travel, i want to fix the relationship with my family, i love you more than anything in the world but i got hurted and promises and pretty words wont be enough, and this one the most shitty, i dont know anon, i feel im gonna end up with you, like being 35yo and marrying you and having children with you). After 3 months or so, of no contact from her (i send her a couple of mails, when i was really down, telling her things like, i need to know if you dont love me anymore, i cant keep waiting for you even if you told me not to i do and i want to stop, i need to move on, with no replies) she finally told me, after confronting her on fb, " Youre right i should be honest im not in love with you anymore, and your attempts to make me feel guilt doesnt gonna work". Shes dating other men now and i cant even go out of my house without feel anxiety.
Im broken inside, im depressed as hell, im crying every night. I have no job, no friends, i only feel some kind of happiness when i think about suicide.
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>>39421202
Move to a new city, get a job and/or social hobby activities where you meet new people, for example martial arts, which will also help develop your self-esteem, assertiveness and help with your anxiety.
No need to thank me for the sound advice. I do it for free.
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What's stopping you from killing yourself? your life seems shit
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>>39421266
I used to be really fit anon taking care of the diet and training hard. But since a couple of weeks ago i cant even eat. When i try to swallow food like noodles or rice i puke. I lost 10kg. And i want to move on to some other place but im broke as hell.
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>earbuds keep falling out
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>music
Normie
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>>39421099
actually I'm wearing them so I don't look creepy standing on a street corner
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>>39421085
I really hate this feeling anon.. have you found any solution to it, except buying new ones?
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Why aren't you exploiting Africa?
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>>39421077
>AfricanPov
>Not a POV shot
This makes me fucking furious. It's so hard to find good POV vids and the fact that some fucking mouthbreathers label their videos POV when there's no POV in the video just makes my search so much harder.
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Wouldn't say exploit but I did volunteer over there for awhile, and was beating women off with a stick basically. Honestly surprised I didn't catch anything.
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>>39421077
Because that looks fucking disgusting.
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what happens when you cry
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>>39421024
your face gets wet
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>>39421024
You feel much better afterwards.
It's like the crying releases all the negativity in your body, and all the resentment you felt evaporates.
Do recommend!
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I'm 30 and can't remember the last time I cried.
Anytime I start to get teary eyed now I just instantly become enraged instead of cry.
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Recently I had a dream where I had sex with a girl. It felt quite pleasant. However, I am a virgin. Is it possible that dream-sex is basically the same as real sex? Does my subconscious intuitively know what a vagina feels like? I don't know what my mind had to draw on to make the sensations, I've never even used an onahole or anything like that.
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Dream sex > IRL sex
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> I don't know what my mind had to draw on to make the sensations,
your hand, duh
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>>39421015
No anon, it felt completely different from my hand.
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>"ok anon, are you ready for your shots? I promise it will only sting a little."
What do you do?
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>>39420990
I'm not a heroine user.
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>>39420990
Cum in my pants because pic is literally my fetish and just the act of her bending over like that would be too much to handle.
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I want her to do things to my dick with those latex gloves.
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What length are you at currently and what is your goal length?
I'm a little bit past shoulder length and really have no intention of cutting my hair for the rest of my life. Tailbone or classic length is where I would even begin to consider cutting it.
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>>39420934
Long hair is for fags
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>>39420940
/thread
originl
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>>39420934
I have a haircutting addiction, I was supposed to grow my hair long and womanly and be cute for once but of course,t he compulsion overruled, I said "it will just be a trim" aaaaaand I made it neck length, that was about 4 months ago, I've been being patient and taking protein and now my hair is shaggy and androgynous but cute. One day, I will be a proper and feminine lady who doesn't get confused for a guy
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>he doesn't cum on his cat
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>he wants his penis hissed at
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>>39420869
>he wants his peepee scratched by claws that dig around in piss and shit every day
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>he doesn't fall asleep on the toilet
longest neet wins
have something to be proud of
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>>39420721
8 years tbqh desu
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>>39420721
14 years and counting. I don't even care anymore.
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>>39420721
5 years
i thought that was a long time but guess not
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Guys, please help.
> Be on tinder
> Think fuck it why not
> Some some alpha chad shit to one girl
> "Were going out this saturday, whats your number?"
> For some reason she buys it and gives me her number.
> Her words "Looks like you're going to have a very good weekend."
Fuck guys, what am I supposed to do about this? I'm not good with women, I was just saying shit and now she probably think I'm alpha. Does her response mean sex? Is she expecting me to lead this thing. I literally have no idea. What do I do?
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>>39420716
Wait til Friday and tell her you found a better date. Retain Chad status without embarrassing yourself while simultaneously btfoing roastie.
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>>39420743
I'm actually looking forward to it. She's a cutie whose obsessed with math and I really like that. Too bad she only wants Chad.
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>>39420767
Have fun blowing it with nerd Stacy.
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>mfw betas say that suicide is "hard" or "scary".
I just took two Panadol tablets when the recommended dosage was one tablet.
See you on the other side robots, I'll be dead soon.
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>>39420709
>RDA for Vitamin D is 600 IU
>Take 700 IU
So long, space robots.
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>>39420734
This thread is the funny
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>>39420709
Take all you have just in case, hospitals are not fun. Do it once and do it right. Good luck, see you on the other side.
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Post something that could get you crucified on /r9k/, robots.
>I believe patriarchy, as broad as a term that is, is real
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>>39420707
People should have as many children as they can, and people who try to convince others not to have children, whether in person or online, are horrible people, and should be publicly executed by firing squad.
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>>39420724
Are firing squads really necessary? What's wrong with just social stigma?
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I'm unironically a male feminist who doesn't have any bad relationships with women.I'm also Jewish.