Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5037. page

>>37298652
I never saw the difference between them.
From what I've heard is that people have slower performance on google chrome though.

>>37298652
Opera is the best browser honestly speaking. But in my experience firefox is faster, and a tad buggier as well.

>>37298652
>good guys
Rearry ? With boi

>>37298630
So she has a gf, yet wants a boyfriend to pay for her fuck trophy?

This is why we hate women.

Why are you offended by the concept of fuckbuddies

>>37299267
retard

wtf are you doing with your life?

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>>37298198
you are so dumb, just take the fucking complement cutie

Sorry anon but you're not funny.

i wish i was could be cute....

>>37298147
i'll be your bf
dork
#9637

>>37298163
you're no tthe shelte guy so idaf

>>37298147
Not the anon
are you the one who OP was responding to or are you the one OP for that thread.

>>37298130
Depends. I have to get a job first.

i wouldnt be working if i made minimum wage, so... no? i feel like this is a poorly conceived troll.

just like op

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>>37298130
Wagecucks btfo again, somehow.

>>37298088
chernobyl

original

you have poor taste in women

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well it's friday night, so probably either at Chad's house taking the cock or home by themselves, staring at their iphone and praying for Chad to call/text them telling them to get over and succ.

Yes, all women. the 10/10's, the 8/10's, the 5's and the 1's. If you aren't Chad, you're sexually invisible.

>>37298027
>talking to roastie
>robot
Not fooling me.

>he didn't google it himself
>roastie probably think he's too retarded

>>37298027
shouldnt even be asking that question, ofc you go and make an attempt.
and never touch r9k again, it ruins you

Don't do it, I did and while I did get pretty hard, I couldn't cum and realized that I was disgusted by the situation. And it was even a feminin tranny and not even a regular faggot.

Enjoy getting some 60 year old man.

>>37298056
that's how I was when I did it. I was fucking his ass and lost my boner so we ended up watching porn and I got hard and he gave me a great handjob/blowjob

>>37297901
shave that ugly scarce facial hair

>>37297901
Your hair is shit.

You should either cut it or take better care. Girls like guys with long hair but only if you have really nice and clean hair.

>>37297901

My girl isnt a stacy, but i met her in med school so it's the best relationship i had so far.

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>stacy's been talking about a breast reduction

i think i'll be on the market again soon ladies

>>37297608
>code monkeys
>outsourced by Indians
Could you be retarded anon? Pajeet will take 1/4 the pay as yoy, and work twice as hard. Why would hey ever hire you?

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>>37297608
you just have joined a fraternity. you'd be employed, no matter how shitty your skills.

>>37297608
Do you have leadership experience?
Do you have AGILE project experience?
Have you had an internship in your field?
Have you done a hackathon?
Do you have related certifications(i.e. ethical hacker)
Do you have a base level of social skills?

Just going to school and getting a piece of paper isnt enough dumbass. Indians make better code monkeys and AI will have those jobs anyway in 10 years

>22
>can english and german but im from poland
>no expierience in anything else
>quality racist shitposter and WoW players


what are my chances at the job market?

When you've got a gap in your resume that's several years long.

You're in your twenties and still don't have your high school diploma.

smoking is not a short term cause of death

especially not half a pack a day

just kill yourself with a shot gun or pill, it's a lot quicker

>>37297570
12 gauge shot gun? would that actually kill you if you used buckshot?

wouldnt that just make you a vegetable then someone would have to wipe your ass

THANKS OP. KILLING MYSELF NOW

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>>37297541
I'm just kidding. Please, don't.

Lizzie Velasquez is actually a super kind woman and if you're a lonely peace of shit do yourself a favor and listen to some interviews she's done. Also since she's a chick she's still higher on the sexual pyramid than you :~]

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>>37297253
I miss Lego-chan threads. Did she ever post here herself, or did we just share pics of some girl someone knew?

and they're both ugly as fuck
wew

>>37297338
>not wanting to wanting to bless your sons with dem jaw genes

Her name is Lauren. She's bae. We went to middle school and high school together. I've talked to her once in 7th grade about Hamtaro. I just love her so much.

I still fap to the girls i went to middle school with,

I hit my peak in middle school, so I have good memories of girls and then.

But seeing them age and move on to college makes me le cri because im just sitting on my ass masturbating.

Taylor is hot af tho senpai and shes got tons of nice pics on her profile.

>>37297157
Yes. Several people actually