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i hate dreaming ni san, its always about a world that isnt mine desu

>>37302360
What dream?

I used to have one weird dream which is very hard to describe. it was very dark and it was like a pattern going on and it made me feel very small and after I woke up and maybe even during the dream I felt fear like I never felt before

>>37302320

the only reason why i havnt killed myself is because i dream about winning the lottery. its a one in 17 million chance so its futile really.

>>37302356
real faggot. noone here believes in chance anymore.

>>37302356
Same and i fantasize about what I'd do with the winnings almost everyday.

>>37302225
Go full nofap and heal yourself

Probably because you fap too much

You probably have porn brain

>>37302021
*woman, typo

>>37302021

The only woman I've done it with was very experienced and she knew how to get what she wanted out of me.

Still it depends on how your partner is feeling. At the end of a long workday she might want to lie back take it. Other times she wanted to "throw that pussy."
The best feeling is when you get a good tempo going and she matches it. The right pelvic position can really help you reach the fornixes.

The key to unlocking her orgasm is to get a slow rhythm going and push the fornixes when you can.

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>"she" asks /r9k/ anything about females.

>>37301847
I have a cool larpis Pokemon I can give you.

Perhaps these dubs will suffice?

>>37301847
You were given orders for a clean assassination, not ransom.
Execute the target and withdraw from the mission.

Stop posting this ugly 2 cent cholita sub basic trash

How is she Stacy tier? Look at her trash ass.

https://www.instagram.com/brooklynkellyy/ Learn your place

>>37301855
not impressed. Angie is far hotter.

also from a conservative cuban background. god tier Stacy

>>37301788
>authoritarian figure comandeers property
>working class forced to live in poverty

Sounds more like socialism, my dude.

>>37301788
>its not communism
>therefore its capitalism
You're a fucking idiot. What you described IS NOT capitalism, that is, true capitalism (i.e. free market). Fuck off

Wow Op you really opened my eyes.

I want a society where everyone has no choice but to do a specific job for bare minimum rations and no sense of achievement! Communism sounds great!

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>join discord
>people start referring to me as a she
>they don't believe when I say I'm not

>>37301512
Are you a dude
What's your secret

>>37301512
most girls are kind of into lesbians. Plus the more you think about girls the more you will be like one, and it's not like anyone's going to mind

>>37301484
it's because of the 4chan subreddit. go there and see how many screenshots of r9k have thousands of upvotes.

Thats what wizardchan is for. You sound like a normie.

>>37301508

posts here get grabbed and reposted on twitter too. i've seen posts from threads that i posted in get hundreds of retweets from "ironic" pepe avatar faggots

>>37301018
sqrt(x^3*y^5)

>>37301018
x^(12/8)*y^(20/8)=x^(3*2*2/2*2*2)*y^(5*2*2/2*2*2)=x^(3/2)*y^(5/2)

>>37301094
This is correct. I don't understand why you'd think they're both 4 when it's x^12 and y^20. 12 and 20 aren't the same number. Are you retarded, OP?

>>37301006
phishing site is obvious

>>37301006
Give her the ole shocker

>>37301006

Girls don't know how sexy they are to us anon. A thousand years ago you and a bear would be fighting for the rights to rape and eat her.

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Hiiiiiii I'm hereed

>>37300956
>>37301076
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied to you because you're a fembot, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

>>37301430
I'm real bb

>>37300810
I have no idea. I don't think anyone here does. What a sorrowful display..

>>37300810
think just how many humans fail at life
how many died
how many still living as a corporation slaves just to die and realize they could be happy spending time with their families instead of being workaholics
how many are addicts to drugs alcohol or any other shit
you're just another one another human being human don't let it get over your head successful people die too

>>37301022
I like my answer better

lmao why u did that

>>37300788
Go find a bridge to hide under, live with the bums till someone stabs you to claim his territory under the bridge.

>>37300806
prolly forgot to get tendies

>>37300707
ok, so you're fucking some girl?
why do I care?

>>37300707
I'm not a virgin though OP. If anything I'm happy you're having sex

>>37300707

Really makes you consider things in an intellectual fashion.