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maybe if i knew she enjoyed it.

>>37308465
what i mean to say is i would object to it if she enjoyed it. haha

>>37308418
EXTRA

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I hope you die, you disgusting discordfag.

>>37308949
please do not bulli
this isnt discord thread

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>>37308389
technically isn't discord thread

also r9k is here for robots to support each other, let us reeeee quietly in support

if you even own a phone you're a normalfag

>>37308105
I don't have any irl friends and have very limited interaction with family. I am a true robot.

>>37308260
What? Literally everyone has a phone. My parents paid for one so they can call me. If you live alone and don't have a phone, that doesn't make you a robot, it makes stupid. What are you, gonna use a lane line?

That's somewhat useful, I suppose. Are there any other traits about yourself that you like?

>>37308435
I have a lot of them actually, but my assburgers holds me back enough not realize anything in life

t. finance MSc. with honours

>>37308435
Also total fucking bullshit. Photographic memory isn't real. Look it up yo.

>>37307932

no I fucking couldn't lmao, I have no friends to do anything with

I'm still a manlet and ugly. Also I have no friends anyway.

>>37307932
>All you had to was get /fit/ and you could be living your fantasy right now.

that's not true and you know it, I've seen practical autists get fit and all they can do is spend their lives wagecucking, be confused and they mentally don't change

women desire a multitude of things from a man

>>37307583
Laugh at the tourrets guy, then feel bad for laughing.

>Public transportation

I'd rather not surround myself with normies and disgusting people.

>>37307583
like, who am i supposed to be? just watching this go down?

id just shrug

"hmm who'll i sit next to the timid shy guy reading a book or the open, confident-looking Chad"

makes sense who she'd go with, but if she sat beside the beta i wouldnt be too surprised either

>>37307568
Yes she will laugh at your tiny cock. You're 18 so that's what you're going to have for the rest of your life. Having sex once doesn't make you a normie.

>>37307630

> Having sex once doesn't make you a normie.

There's where you're wrong.

>>37307568
Don't listen to this idiot >>37307630
Don't matter if your erect dick is 2 inches do her! I repeat do her!

>>37307407
Why she's measuring it outside her ass? It will only get like 1 or 2 inches inside her butt even if the guy is 9" in size...

Why are women so retarded? Also I bet she did this for her faggot husband that has a shitty fetish.

White trash is just too inbreed to understand simple measurements I guess.

nobody here really knows that's why the meme keeps on cropping up.

The answer is to brainwash women to love us just as they have been brainwashed to hate us.

She likes a particular race because of dick size and not something else? there's more going on then dick size obviously

Consider the following:

It would be EXTREMELY difficult for someone to draw that on themselves. Someone else wrote that on her body; so whom?

1. A cuckold who wants there to be more cuck material on the net
2. A black guy who wants there to be more BLACKED material on the net
3. An arrangement was made to draw this with some other party for one of the above two reasons

Doesn't seem like a big deal, it's just a shit fetish material piece.

If you think that this is somehow representative of what you need to lose your virginity you're retarded, but more likely a cuck.

Have you tried other psychedelics? Shrooms and lsd?

>>37307413
no not yet and i dont know if i want to try them
i tried weed because i always thought of it as a non harmful drug, much like alcohol.

>>37307280
>i went out with my friends
i lost you there

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>>37307202
Same, anon. Really fucking weird dreams every night, multiple times a night.

The weirdest, fucked up dreams I've ever had.

green text them it is the only way to heal

>>37307202
become religious and everything is the devil, even your dreams

wow, that sounds good. however paris is a sharia zone now

>>37307525
I already bought the tickets. It's one of the last things I want to do with her before I go to Avalon

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You can't be with her, anon.

Her avalon is much more distant than yours...

also lol at the thread banner

>>37307148
yes. do you think they would do that to Chad's big penis? ofc no. dump her

>>37307306
What if your dick is huge and she still calls it cute and talks to it and pets it like a hamster?

Or like, what if she tickles your balls and tries to compliment them by calling them adorable?

>>37307089
Now staying at home made sure I never left home and spoke to anyone besides my family and people on internet. So my peer group became the 4chan people rather than students from my own country. I used to spend hours sometimes at night talking to people from here in online chat forums. Some of them were nice but most of them were extremely race-conscious and were often disgusted and repulsed upon learning I was a shitskin. Since I never went outside, I forgot what my country was actually like, and I allowed 4chan to reinforce the image of my race as that of filthy barbaric subhumans. Anyhow, you get the picture. The more time I spent amongst the 4chan redpilled crowd, the more I lost touch with reality and became engulfed in self-loathing for being a shitskin. Is there anyway I can fix the situation I am in? I have almost become a NEET now and all I do all day is think about race and politics and have become completely socially useless.

>>37307089
You're scared to post this thread on /pol/ so you prefer to post it here and tells to everyone your feelings through this blog post.

>>37307089
>>37307100
Suicide is the only solution.

>>37306966
Lance it

>>37306966
Looks like and ingrown hair. Find a needle and get it out.

i had one of those on my inner thigh near the crotch once. could barely fucking walk

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No, I haven't disabled Cortana yet.

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>Bonus points if it's not Windows 10.

Give in, anon. You're already spied on by everyone else. Whats one more set of eyes?

>>37307205
What is funny to me is that you thought that shitty desktop, and your shitty fucking music was
worthy of bragging about.

Lmao.