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>No no don't worry i'll pick it up for you :)

>>37312946
>*crawls underneath legs*

god I need to rape

In just a few years we are going to be ruled by Israel.

>>37312804
Monoglots are faggots. I hate them. You aren't a real human being if you aren't fluent in at least 3 languages.

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>>37312831
No we wont.

Don't you have some Syrians to import, you fucking leftist cuck?

>>37312684
>internet friend
I will never understand this

Why would I be interested in regularly contacting someone I don't even know when I could do other stuff online. What would motive me to keep talking to a stranger? There's nothing to even talk about.

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>>37312684
>Bearly

>>37312684
Does he uh...
You know..
Know the girl in real life?
Because if not, thats not a gf

>>37312506
if you have more than one living parent, than you can't be here

>>37312506
Hopefully I'll be the cause of my father's death

My mom? I"ll be sad for a few days and move on with life. I'm independent now

>>37312506
Hopefully, to be accomplished and stable enough by then, and to have grown enough, that I can take their place as central figures in my family.

Are you completely retarded?

Serious question.

>r9k gf

>>37312243
Not memeing she's either lost interest or you're getting cucked. My ex was the same and it turned out she was fucking someone else

>>37312243
Post her name so we can all avoid her shittiness.

"Well one thing lead to another, and that's why I'm in this wheelchair and missing a testicle."

Stand up for your friend when someone's mean rude to them.

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>>37312100
*smacking lips*
Ssssshhhhhh..... shhhhh shhh shhhhhh

I will tell you all about my exploits, but only AFTER I finish this ice cream.

>ownership is extended to all working citizens

Isn't that the definition of socialism?

>>37312204
Chalk it up to american ""education"".

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>socialism has failed every time it's tried
Stupid Americans don't know the difference between socialism and communism.

Scandinavia wants a word with you.

>>37311674

There's nothing wrong with overweight people. It may be medical or metabolism etc.

Obese people, on the other hand, don't garner any sympathy for me. Pigs will be pigs.

>>37311674
>its not like its their fault
>says as he scarfs down the fourth meal today

I'm slightly overweight and I hate myself, does that count? Also I hate fat people for not trying to lose weight. If they do, props to them.

Oh would you look at the time?? its 2pm already! How did that sleep me arrgg i guess im just off without my morning coffee ;)

>>37311515
is this a latte or what
it's so light-colored and there's so much of it

>>37311580
SSSSSSHHHHHH!!! NOT

UNTIL

I

FINISH

MY COFFEEEEE!

>>37311359
Do you still have the mask?

>>37311438
fuck no, I'm not really a robot anymore, got my life on track, but holy fuck WAS I the prime example of robots in my youth...

>>37311451
That's pretty hilarious how did people react and did anyone ever mention it to you like your parents?

If you have a car, delivery is pretty tight.

I was a driver for my first three years of university and made between $15 and $20 per hour after including tips and maintenance reimbursement.

Living in a college town with a lively nightlife and high-performing NCAA football and basketball teams meant that my store was usually busy. I was in and out of the restaurant and rarely had to interact with managers or customers for more than a few seconds at a time.

Decent job if you want to go home with cash every day and not bother making small talk.

tech support is good if you're doing IT certs, i did it for quite a while

I just started a kitchen job, dont worry about your feet and shit hurting eventually your body will adjust and it will only ache a little bit after like the first couple weeks

Whoever rolls a double names my new router

Niggerhead Hunting Lodge

>>37310918
[neighbor's name] is a closet homosexual

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>>37310742
to put pee pee in va jay jay

>>37310742
There is no point never was and never will. We re just unlucky coz we was born.

>>37310788
just saw logan
holy shit
that movie hit me way too fucking hard

tell them to grow up

>>37310741
Yell "stfu or i'll pull the trigger"

>>37310741
Vocaroo it for us, you could be the next neet louis

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>>37310603
Wew. Pathetic beyond degree.

>>37310603
that is actually good anon

When I am dreaming about the girl and I always get in a situation where she is digusted by me for some reason

>>37310635
It's worse for me because in my dreams we're always having a great time. It's a false hope!