>somehowhad sex with a 6/10 over a year ago
>haven't had sex since
>fat manager is hitting on me
>constantly smokes me out, gives me free food, and gives me easy work
Do I fuck her? She's not really attractive, and I'm worried I couldn't get it up. I'm also really desperate for pussy.
How fat are we talking? A bit chubby, or urban manatee?
how fat?
good hygene?
would it fuck up your work situation if it doesnt work out?
>>37325258
She probably weighs 240? I'm 6ft and 140, so it might be weird.
>be me
>Back in 8th grade
>was dating a short light skinned brunette girl with red streaks in her hair.
>Used to "mess around" between class periods behind some abandoned portables, was a good morale booster.
>After school her parents are gone, I go to her house.
>She has a border collied that her family adopted that has "mental deficiencies" but i ignore it.
>Start making out.
>Was romantic as fuck.
>Smooth as fuck from all the porn I had been watching, i tossed her on the bed and wrestled with her for bit.
>Was so into the moment I wasn't even nervous knowing what was about to come up.
>Unbutton her jeans and take off her shirt and do my thing.
>After some foreplay I take out my cock.
>Tease her with it by rubbing it on her slit.
>All of a sudden I hear "WOOF!"
>I get slightly startled and over by the door way is that fucking dog.
>The girl yells at it to shut up and it slowly backs off and gets out of sight.
>Fucked up the moment and I had to restart.
>She immediately stops me, and instead climbs ontop of me.
>Her hair is draped over her tits, it's sexy as fuck.
>Half of the head goes in until.
>The fucking dog frantically jumps on bed in a autistic rage.
>I rip her off me and dart to the door way, knocking over some shit on the way out.
>I loudly slam the door shut and the i hear the fucking dog going crazy.
>I later apologize and she apologizes and says it's time for me to go.
If only I had remembered to simply close the door that day....fuck
>be me
>23 year old KHHV
>playing Project 1999, a classic-era EverQuest emulator
>hang out on the IRC channel
>start talking to this woman on there
>she's 20 and things start getting flirty
>start an LDR
>fly over to her place for a week, have sushi, go to bed
>next morning she goes to take a shower
>I join her, we start messing around
>we go back to her bed and have sex
wait did you say 'almost'
>>37325118
>I rip her off me and dart to the door way, knocking over some shit on the way out.
y tho
>>37325228
imagine this piece of shit cock blocking you two times in a row right when the magic is about to happen
post instant redflags for boys:
> Under 6'0
> Small cock (boys with less than 7 inches)
> Makes less than 6 figures
> Takes you to a chain restaurant on the first date
> Does not compliment you enough
> Has no facebook
> Likes video games
> Atheist
> Virgin
> Too shy
> Can't cook
> Can't dance
> No female friends
> Too many male friends
If you landed at least one of those... sorry sweetie, we WILL NOT date you!
- Sincerely
All 10/10 girls. =)
You didn't make my list? Awww sorry honey, you'll have to fuck your hand instead. =)))
>>37325067
i have a small dick and im posting. what are you gonna do about it faggot?
If I had the slightest chance of touching your feet I would give up all my misogynistic views
>5' 11"
>6 inches hard
>Makes 30k
>Whore
>You Mean Normiebook?
>I love videogames
>God isn't real
>I've never seen a vagina
>I hate social interaction
>I only eat fast food
>Dancing is for fags
>All women are whores though
>I have no male friends
And i'm posting in your thread. What say you, roastie?
>Join a "robot" server.
>Just a bunch of teens, underagefags giving relationship advice and this one girl trying to get attention.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGS
This isn't gonna help. We have this thread everyday
>>37324870
>make a thread asking if a fembot could take my virginity
>Got rang by about 5 laughing 12 years olds REEEing
The discord servers are shit. Do not join
He looks so peaceful when he's sleeping.
>>37324753
i want to put my penis in it
>>37324769
I don't think it would fit.
>>37324778
it will when we're done
Do you think not ever having kissed a girl actually a bigger handicap than being a virgin? Kissing is like the most basic intimate physical thing you can do with a girl, and it's what leads to everything else, so I'd think it would be absolutely paralyzing to be in your 20s and not know how to even kiss a girl
>>37324685
That's why we make the distinction between KV and just V.
Kindly asking you to DELETE this thread ASAP
I'm trying to disassociate from these feelings
>>37324685
Well of course it is. If you've lost you virginity, you've probably also kissed before, but not the other way around
Why do they look so troubled? What do they know that we don't?
>>37324666
>666
holy shit, someone get them on the phone NOW
>>37324666
I'm gonna need a quick rundown on these french folks
Bognadoff
Bognadoff
Bognadoff
You only have to type it three times, and A.I. programmes contact the Bog's to let them know, cyberspace is calling, the Bog's have been summoned
Who /comfystorm/ here?
Got the window cracked so I can hear the rain fall and everything
>>37324393
Yeah, that's so interesting. Why don't you post your suicide on facebook live?
>>37324406
I think you have some resentment issues, anon.
All I wanted to do was talk about thunderstorms.
Its raining outside rn and I'm tucked into bed
very comfy
So, when I was a teenager in High School, I was a betafag that would get a crush on any girl that laid eyes on me. Around, my sophomore year I got really interested in fapping to my own stories rather than the usual hentai and porn videos. Thus, I made a fetish-filled fanfiction about my crush at the time.
My curiosity peeked so I found in my old Dropbox and it is surprisingly hardcore. It's part fetish porn, part revenge story actually. Personally, it's way too cringeworthy for me to fap too now, but if any of you find any enjoyment out of it, humorous or otherwise, then that'll be good. If enough people show interest in it I'll greentext the short story here.
>>37324078
Please post it here anon.
>>37324078
Go on anon, I'm waiting
Ok, so I'm finishing up changing all the names and spellchecking. Letting you know right now.
Has anyone else ever done this? Make fap stories about your friends?
mosquito hate thread
>tfw too hot to close windows
>>37323955
You in The Netherlands?
put a tomato plants infront of your window and you will be left alone from these blood suckers
>>37323998
no, why do you ask?
>>37324001
they'll just die, i suck at gardening
>tfw no gf, gf
>tfw no gf, gf
>tfw no gf, gf
>tfw no gf, gf
>blackbot with a asian dick
>I'm 5'8 and I hate the shit
>wish I never took the black pill
>now I know I'm stuck with that feel
>woah, every time I see you girl it makes my day
>noticed that you never seem to look my way
>don't know what to say
>can't manage a hey
>so I stay alone maybe its my fate
>just got rejected by another qt
>feeling so depressed had to smoke a QP
>maybe I'm too weak
>maybe I'm a geek
>one things for sure, its not you, its me...
>be me
>senior year of high school
>I am one of the most muscular guys at school with 17in arms and broad shoulders, Chads desperately tried to get me to play football but i suck at sports.
>But... tfw only 5'10" and a ugly mixed race reject.
>I dont say a word at school/
>Hardly any friends, but guys comment on my gains nearly everyday while girls refuse to even have me in their group.
>One day in class.
>Sitting alone, quiet like usual on my phone browsing a rekt thread with internal anger.
>Suddenly a flash.
>I glance up and see a roastie with her phone aimed in my direction.
>She quickly puts it down and blushes in embarrassment.
>She awkwardly smiles looking at her phone.
Was she taking a picture of me or am i just being delusional? if she was, was she doing it to clown on me on Snapchat or cause she actually found me attractive?
There is a literal 9/10 slayer in that class so i dont understand why any girl would take interest in me.
>>37323920
>5'10"
End it, she was not taking a picture of you.
>>37323920
>>37324048
It's funny that manlets even think they have a chance.
why didn't you ask her
But no if you're as ugly as you say, then she was putting you on her snapchat with a caption "hope he doesnt shoot up the school "
No sense denying it now. We all hate them, these retards who think they are "half computer half man" No you aren't, you are just some dumbass who should be aborted. People like them should never be near normal people.
Shit.
Why would you write spergs AND autists? It's like writing
>we hate all espressos AND coffee
bitch, they both coffee, espresso is just a type of coffee
>tfw OP has autism
guess I can't blame you for being such a retard
at least you learned something today, I'm here to help
You do realize you're on a board that's 80% autist, right?
>>37324038
> You do realize you're on a board that's 80% autist, right?
/r9k/ is full of people-pleasers, shy people, edgy teens, etc. Autistic people are just a segment.
In fact, I hate autistic people myself. They are usually very rude to me.
Ya'll are just joking about having no friends, right? Like, you don't legit have no social lives outside the internet, right?
I legitimately have no friends. I have no social life outside the internet. I wouldn't joke about it if it weren't true.
>>37323869
samecaptcha: INTERIOR Terment
I don't outside of immediate family. My cousin's life is pretty much antithetical to mine: He gets out often, already has a kid, and was extremely popular in high school. I'm positive he fuck ed a chick that I wanted to (but never would have. I'm autistic as fuck.) as well. Funny how two people who grew up in somewhat similar circumstances could turn out so differently.
>most of this board strongly identifies with Elliot Rodger
This is a symptom of a wider phenomenon right?
MGTOW too...
Trump....
>>37323780
More or less, it's a further manifestation of the pussfication of men.
>>37323802
How is he a pussy if he stabbed his roommates to death and killed a bunch of people on the street? Sounds pretty brutal. A real pussy would have seen a problem in the world, a not have actually done anything about it.
>>37323780
>implying i identify with le starbucks car virgin
I think anyone who even tries is just edgy he didn't even get a good kill count Eric and Dylan have an understandable following and it's not because of what they did rather how they documented it hell that's probably why this faggot has a small following showing a human side to yourself as a monster allows others to almost empathize with you but Elliot was a huge faggot who shat on everyone including other robots he was insecure