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>>37329025
>poop hit a little girl and killed her
did you literally shit a brick?

>>37329025
We totally believe you, man.

>>37329025
The fuck do you eat?

>>37328925
>sites with a primarily female userbase
>>>/ck/

>>37328925
That's not true. Women are pickier than ever.

Maybe they just THINK they're having to lower their standards because they're completely unaware of how high the media has raised their expectations.

I went to lolcow for a while.
If you want to make a case for misogyny that is the place to go, they do a far better job than /r9k/ ever could.

Most competitive eaters are normal weight too. I guess people think that fat people would know food since they eat more of it

>>37329045
But at the same time, competitive eaters don't review food. It's the same mental (I guess) problem for both, the only difference being that normal weight competitive eaters can't get fat because of their metabolism (again, I'm not sure if this is the reason, it's just a guess)

>>37329158
You wouldn't be able to eat competitively if you were obese because the stomach needs as much room as possible to distend within your body cavity, with fat on your organs and on your belly the distension would be impeded.

>>37328862
Nobody thinks they can't, but just because a person can be hungry doesn't mean they should eat out of the dumpster when literally all they have to do is say 'food pls' and will have whatever they want.
sage, I want fembots to fucking leave.

>>37328862
That is impossible unless you are a she-beast.

Beta orbiters and other women never allow me to have time to myself or to be alone. Not even being violent makes them go away.

Point is, when you're saying "guy" you don't mean male. You mean Chad. You are only talking to one guy, because all the non-Chads you just don't see them.

It's the same with that saying how "everyone gets laid in college". And it's true! Men who don't get laid in college, they don't exist in women's minds. So it is in fact the truth. Everyone does get laid in college. And you do indeed only talk to one guy.

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And one with Katy Perry!

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Some more.
fdgthdghdfg

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Do you want me to most more?

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>>37328782
Get a job. Also, NEETdom is a meme, the idiot(s) posting it are trolling

>>37328782

Where is this? Last guy I knew who went through this was in Bulgaria, but that was a decade ago.

What do they do at the center? Any treatment?

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>>37328817
Here is something to please the robot so I will not be muted

I use it occasionally to chat with my oneitis

>>37328723
my mother enjoys getting pictures of my cats
i send her some occasionally
makes her feel like i care, so i think it's worthwhile

i know jack shit about snapshot rules, policies and ethics though

>>37328723
i do not know what it is so please explain it as long,conviluted, and over exaggerating as possible for comic affect

>>37328420
Someone should dub the herakles Disney film where the giant cyclop is walking around the town looking for the hero

>>37328420
I was waiting for this thread. Do you have another day of eating tendies off a paper plate ahead of you?

>>37328420
kek
original originally mega original top origins

>>37328374
>masturbation death grip syndrome
wut?

sell it to me OP I'm considering buying

>>37328374
Questions:

>Is it cold/uncomfortable? Can you heat it with warm water?
>How do you clean up?
>Do you need to lube it up?
>Does it smell?
>Does it feel really much better?
>Any recommended brand that doesn't have toxix chemicals for Penis McCock?

>>37328505
basically gripping ur dick too hard and stroking way harder then you would thrust during sex. it makes your nerve endings less sensetive

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iktf
I've papered up every single window in my apartment so I don't accidentally see my face. I do everything I can to avoid seeing it in the reflection in car mirrors, at work, in the bathroom, everything.
There is a limit to how ugly you can be and have hope for a relationship, and I'm way past it.

>>37328369
>I do everything I can to avoid seeing it in the reflection in car mirrors, at work, in the bathroom, everything.
I'm so glad there are others like me.
Especially the elevator mirror...
oh god... the elevator mirror
I stare at the floor when the elevator door opens because if I see my reflection in that godforsaken elevator mirror once more I might very well kill myself

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>tfw you see your greasy ugly face in the reflection of your computer monitor

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
*stomps* *stomps*

>>37328090
You probably couldnt even lift your ass out of your chair id you wanted to

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>>37328269
Silly wagie, you know I've spent 4 hours a day exercising to prepare for this trip, and as such I am as fit as an Olympic athlete! Even then, it's still less time than you spend slaving away!

>>37327772
I can.
name?

>tfw played league from 2009 until 2015 and never made any friends from it
>now that I've been clean for two years it's considered acceptable to make threads about playing league together on 4chan

im a trashcan, but if someone puts their sum name ill play

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wrinkels

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>>37327750
can you fix my hairline? looks pretty bad

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make me thinner

>>37327594
What kinda vidya do you play?

This shit happened to me as well about a year or so ago. If you and l are similar then you won't enjoy video games again period. That goes for new games and old childhood nostalgia trips alike.
Just pack it up and move on bro.

>>37327594

You've played enough games the novelty has worn off. Now that you can see the general patterns underlying them, they are no longer as stimulating because let's face it: most games are vapid pieces of shit - even when they are fun.

This, I believe, is the fate of all entertainment hobbies when you have the time to explore them completely - they're too easy; too passive. The only way out I could find was autodidactism. It's not going super because I'm still a depressed faggot and want to kill myself on the daily, but when the haze does lift it's alright.


The only reason I haven't killed myself is that I should like to learn more mathematics.

>reddit spacing
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If you can use the internet to interact with people you arent the loneliest

>>37327567
I constantly post nude pics of myself all over the internet. That makes me the most lonely.