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Oh, ok,
Imma shoot up an anime convention then

Pew Pew

>>37341904
You've been talking about that stupid convention all week.

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Okay anon, I will start going to the gym today.

>>37341428
how does that work?

also i cannot believe how retarded you are.

>>37341428
I managed to catch myself and stop doing it when I was about 20, jaw is now fairly normal thankfully.

>>37341491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfDXszcBqpY

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>>37341321
fuck yeah those are some nice anime girls

>>37341321
I would jizz on all three of them

Even Penguins prefer 2D over 3D

Tits or GTFO first, whore.

>>37341311
1. They want to fuck anything
2. Bragging works alot

>>37341311
Ur probs a fuckin qtpie post ur top 3 animes

>>37341083
>2 years older than 30
where are my powers? the only thing I got was ocd.

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>>37341083
No fap is a meme. NOW FAP TO THICC

>>37341191
>>37341083
also
>jimmy page
good to see another man of culture

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>>37340966
Lilith but I'm afraid webm related would happen

>>37340966
My mom once she has fallen asleep

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Rachel Aldana in her fully engorged state would also be bliss

give it time and youll get over it. took me like 2 years to get over getting rejected.
>im going to die alone
nigger youve just started your life, stop acting like you know how its going to end. only way to be sure youll die alone is to kys.

getting rejected doesnt really matter long-term (fuck its better to be rejected before dating than dating a bit first before realizing youre not compatible), and its a valuable experience even if it feels like shit when it happens. but once you get through it, youll be emotionally stronger as a result and the next time wont be so harsh, if you do decide to go for normie style dating (i recommend meeting someone online and become net friends first instead of just asking random people out if you want a fulfilling relationship with a non normie).

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I too know this feel anon.

>Gets girl's number yesterday, she seems possibly interested
>text her today
>no response
>mfw

Hang yourself on cam. Write her name across your chest and make sure it is visible. They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

>>37340921
>she is the only person I really care about
never choose drugs over people
t. a druggie

Do more coke bro

>>37340969
Yes but it's hurting so much

if thats Gronk then I suck him off nomatter what just to say I did

>>37340853

Bite chads dick off, beat up the women and tie them up while chads is bleeding to death and then cut a nice hole where chads stumpy dick is and fuck it like a vagina because only violent ritual sex murders can get me aroused.

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>>37340853
*cocks glock*

Because of how /r9k/ works, the post that I'm currently making can never be repeated ever again as long as this website exists. l have forever made my mark on this world because now if anyone tries to make this same post they will be denied.

ITT: Make original posts that no one will ever be able to steal.

>>37340588
>Mark on the world

Go for the school shooting world record then come back 2 me

>>37340602
how
origininininini

>>37340485
Because I am smart enough to understand that having such body is nothing but the standards dictated on us by the modern society

>>37340579
Society also requires you not to murder people, it's mutally beneficial if everyone doesn't do that.

Ever think societal standards might serve a purpose?

>>37340579
your pretty smart for your gender, filthy wrench. Post tits?
>>37340712
I think about killing people each day, to have the pleasure of taking another persons life from them with a simple metal ball is fascinating. I am obsessed with this idea. Or even better, to blow up a foundation of a skyscraper, and take the lives of hundreds, if not, thousands. All those happy people going about their normal lives suddenly having a fatal stroke of bad luck caused by the man they ostracized makes me so excited I cant help but laugh. It only makes me feel happier to think of their family's: their wives having to tearfully explain to their daughters that daddy isn't coming home from work, and the older son knowing whats really happening and his normie life spirals out of control into self imposed social isolation and major depression.

>>37340378
what did she do?
original

>no qt to torture and then cuddle with

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>>37340482
Put lemon on fried chicken

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Are you violent in any way? or quick to anger?

>>37340090
that you are creepy aka not attractive

>>37340090
>I don't really like you and you're ugly

>>37340019
>tfw no rich eyebrow gf

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>>37340036
please kill me and nuke my city fampai, i deserve it

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I HATE MY SELF. I FUCKED UP SO BAD

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>>37339893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-VmiLA3nqg

Probably not original

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vptfm9D6owo

love the doo doo doo doo-doo doo doo

but the guitar is nice and comfy too

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>>37339893

https://youtu.be/hT8h4UmuN1Q