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>>39423487
What's the original picture? What game was she originally playing?

>>39423504
What do you mean anon that is the game

>>39423514
Stop memeing. I want to know what the cute little girl was playing.

>>39423481
I don't see how you could arrive at any other answer unless you had the mental gymnastics of progressives.

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>>39423481
no fucking shit
originalino

I think the answer is up to interpretation, let's just leave it at that to avoid another shitstorm.

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You should always poop before the shower, tf Op

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>>39423464
I do this thing where I go around posting pictures of tigers through peoples letterboxes....it just gives me a dark thrill; I can't quite describe it.

>>39423464
Why would you shit AFTER taking the shower?

>>39423428
Haruhi Suzumiya was a bad show.

>>39423467
Was it? I never saw it.

>>39423472
I thought it was overly cliched and boring.

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yeah, it's fine

but y'know there's a whole board dedicated to this kinda thing right?

>>39423515
sorry to interrupt your trap threads and BBC threads faggot

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>>39423618
honestly bro, i'm happy for a break in the monotoy - i was just trying to suggest that if you really want decent advice on /an/imals, there are people on here who actually care about that

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dont worry about shit being overcrowded cause i promise you will die alone

>>39423327
bugs.. easy on the antipsychotics

>>39423327
In this situation all that matters is obtaining contact info, whether it was meant for you or not.

>>39423260
Let her examine me to make sure I don't have erectile dysfunction

C-can I suckle on your teats while you inspect?

Why is she dressed Iike that?

>>39423194
Want to know how I can tell an American created that image?

>>39423194
Large for masculine penises, small for feminine penises.

tfw your dick curves down so hard you can get erections in public and it will just look like you have a big natural bulge

>>39423192
I know I sound edgy, but I identify way more with Griffith. I believe fate is something you can't outrun and that men are subject to its will. I believe others, regardless of how close they are to me, are just means to an end and I frankly don't care how they feel about that. I have a defined dream like Griffith and will do anything for it. I'm not wandering like Guts, though I used to before.

I think his decision was still wrong though. I mean, why rape Casca when you had Guts' ass to yourself?

I kind of understand Griffiths motivation, and I like the argument of "I've killed so many, if I stop now before achieving anything, they all died in vain" but he's still a cunt.

>>39423220

whats your dream and what are you doing to achieve it?

if you cant tell me after saying that, you are an empty person

It was good. Hardly any bullying or theft. Students behaved well and were obedient during classes. Grades were significantly above average. Teachers were good and always available, spending extra time if necessary to make sure you understood. My fees were about 12, 000 GBP per year.

If you went to a private/grammar/good comprehensive school you CANNOT be a robot.

>>39423214
i went to a private school but it was on scholarship because my family was poor as shit

being poor made me a total outcast and surely contributed to my robothood

>>39423090
Eww. Uncircumcised penises are so grotesque. There needs to be a law mandating circumcisions at birth.

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yeah.... peace...

>>39423252

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD2yW7AaZFw

Educate yourself.

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>wake up
>immediately regret it

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>>39422959
>wake up
>realize I shat my pants again

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>lie in bed at night all comfortable
>go to sleep
>seemingly teleport to the next morning
>have to fight the burn in my eyes just to drag my head to the coffee
>take a stimulant just to go work and make money for some greedy unevolved cunt
>days of misery trailed by nights of dread
The world needs to die

Are they original, are they the only ones, are they sexual, are they everything you need?

I think you either get completely asexual ones or that crazy dyke that jills off a dozen times a day
Nobody here has a normal, balanced sexuality

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>>39422902
imagine how boring would be to spend even 10mins with her, she has no ambitions and only talks about childish videogames

that sounds hot. can we use my boobs to achieve an effect?

>>39423520
Do you enjoy fucking around with peoples belief in the reliability of whatever mortal order they follow?

>>39422826
>tfw anon doesn't want an anarcho-absurdist bf

>>39422782
This sounds like you have an in. If you treat her like your daughter, rather than your mother, you could totally bone her with little resistance.

>>39422797
That's fucked up my dude, incest is never the answer

>>39423258
>incest is never the answer
I disagree. If incest wasn't so stigmatized, the majority of the world's problems could be solve in a day.