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REMINDER:
WEED IS DEGENERACY
IT MAKES YOU WORSE AT EVERYTHING
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Was this thread supposed to deter me from smoking weed?
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True. I'm pretty much mentally retarded when i'm high. It shouldn't be legal, but I don't mind that it is.
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>>37347156
>IT MAKES YOU WORSE AT EVERYTHING
For about five hours, then back to normal. How is that not worth music feeling like a full body orgasm?
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Any Socal robots in here?
858 ready to masturbate
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I think you clicked on the wrong board. You may be wanting /soc/.
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>>37347542
It's not a meet up thread you autists.
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REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
STOP TAKING ALL OF OUR WATER!!!!!
Also, do you support Calexit? I kind of do, because I would just move to Texas and eventually take Californian food by force. I hate living in this godawful blue state, and you Hollywood cucks don't help any more than us bay area fags.
There's a lottery in my state to win 1.5 million dollars with a 1 in 50000 chance to win, but tickets are $100 each. I already spent my neetbucks on one ticket, should I get another?
Winning the lottery is the only way I could fix my life. Would buying a 2nd ticket make me seem greedy so god decides I won't win?
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>>37347005
no
also gambling is a sin
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>>37347005
100$ the ticket
>holy
>cucked
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No. We call the money that people invest in lotterytickets "simpleton tax" where I live
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What is it like to have friends, fellow robots? Have you ever had anyone you could trust with anything, calls you by a cute nickname or could do anything with? Let me live vicariously through you...
Will post anime friends...
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Remembering the old days... 2017-05-29 08:09:19 Post No.37346629
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Remembering the old days...
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Remember that time we all streamed the entire season of Serial Experiments Lain for days in a row?
I'm miss you guys
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Remember when we used to have r9k parliament?
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I remember OP
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17670999/#q17670999
2 years ago, I'm thinking about starting it over again.
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>>37346685
yeah, it was super lame and gay
t. oldfag
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How do you even make friends as an adult? I just want someone to hang out with irl and do stupid shit together
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what do you like to do?
there's communities for every hobby. get involved in one
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You don't, you're supposed to find a wife so you can start a family.
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>>37346572
Yeah me too but I'm too scared.
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Let's post pics of dead women to scare off the normies and women.
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>>37346515
Don't you have to be over 18 to browse this website?
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how could you kill a woman they are all so pretty
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>>37346515
nice, I haven't saved any gore but here's a pyramid head loli
>the linux thread died within minutes
You niggers have crossed the line and I am officially leaving this board.
I literally started browsing here since opening day (the first one) and can't stand you faggots any longer.
If you are under the age of 25 then please fuck off and die.
t. YTMND refugee
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>>37345834
lulz XD
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im sorry man. I'm a computer science novice, and I only know enough Linux to make C programs and some system calls, but I did just take a class on operating systems and Id enjoy chatting about it. I am under 25 though
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>>37345862
I will fucking cut you into pieces you ebaumsworld piece of shit
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How many of you fucks have facebook or instagram?
What makes you think you're welcome here?
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I only got an Instagram after coming on r9k, I used to be defeatist but have been improving myself so maybe I should leave
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I don't have either of those.
I don't see the point of having either since youngsters don't use facebook anymore anyways. Isn't everyone just using reddit and tumblr nowadays? aren't those the two new cool "accepted" sites?
That said, if you use either of those sites. Fuck off and die.
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Because im still a V even if not KH
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There are hardly any robots left on this board. R9k is quickly becoming a forum for normies to vent about their normie problems.
Robots, where did it all go wrong?
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>>37345671
I know im gonna sound like a /pol fag when I say this but you gotta admit during the election 4chan was put on the spotlight for normies to find
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>>37345740
But that's right
We got invaded by TD faggots who spread to other boards and constantly shitposted about politics in non-political threads
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>>37345671
It all went wrong when robot9001 opened.
This board never should have come back.
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why cant my life just be this
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>>37345651
You can't be 18-24 forever
*sigh*
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>>37345670
wasn't even like that while i was in that range
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even the game constantly references how impossible of a life joker has
the reason his entire high school experience is a perfectly crafted adventure with a quirky group of lovable friends is because a literal god manufactured the situation to be that way. real life sucks, anon
I wanna fuck an old woman. Anybody know how to?
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download okcupid and start mating kilfs in ur area for hook ups. also,don't be ugly
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>>37345637
what the fuck is a kilf
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>>37345679
kykes Id like to fuck?
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You get to bang this whenever you want or be in a relationship with your oneitis.
What do you chose?
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My oneitis because I can just pay for her breast surgery if she's too small.
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bang elizabeth anne and her tits whenever i want
literally the easiest question I've ever answered
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>>37345299
My oneities because I care more about relationships than I do sex.
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My fema-nazi professor asked my class to write a paper about the stereotypes towards Native Indian Americans that were shown in the film "Smoke Signals" I wrote about how the main characters dad was an abusive alcoholic, and how the protagonist's best friend would talk about ancient Indian stories and try to relate them to current events. She gave me a shit grade(C-) because of my racist opinions. Several of my class mates got similar grades and were accused of being racist. Did this cunt set us up or did she expect us to not make racist stereotypes in a paper about stereotypes toward Native American Indians
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>reveals power level like r/T_D faggot
>gets shit grade
But you sure won!
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>>37345304
His paper seems to be about pointing out negative stereotypes and that's what he did though.
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I seriously hope you're in high school with an assignment like that
I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE EBEORIETEMETHHPITI
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>>37345241
okay zodiac ty for posting
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>tfw I fantasize about being butchered by someone but don't think I would like a serial killer as much because I wouldn't be their first, I wouldn't be special
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>>37345241
General zaroff is that you,man?