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another for reference.

You really need to kill yourself, and I really need to find an original way to tell you to kill yourself.

So maybe - choke yourself to death with that hat?

How can you ever expect to deal with the commitment of having a girlfriend if you can't even clean your damn room?

The only thing wrong here is that youre actually posting here.

LITERALLY FUCK OFF BACK TO PLEBBIT YOU DAFT CUNT!!

>>37363858
Yes she will find a daddy dom/master and cuck you. Remember women will always be women

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>>37363909
But I've never posted on reddit before.
>>37363939

>>37363437
which eyes would you want on your gf? (from your pic)

Get yourself an artsy qt twink instead.

>>37363501
Honestly eyes are normally really beautiful and I don't usually have a preference bc they always look good.

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>>37363423
All over a haircut? Get over yourself loser.

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it's gay if original

>>37363442
It's bad. I cut it myself.

>>37363414
>normie punches me in the face
>autistic hulk out mode activated
>don't even remember what happened just come to later after football coach tackles me
>he'll never walk properly again, his herniated disc will probably always hurt, he'll never get those teeth back and facial reconstructive surgery didn't really do him favors despite there not being much less to salvage
>school camera captured it all so he can't even press charges
>family only came out negative because they made us pay for the hazardous waste people to powerwash the bullies face bits out of the rough brick wall for sanitary purposes
>still the biggest pussy around until actual pain is involved
You're doing it wrong.

>few years ago
>walking home from school
>this girl starts to stop me each day on my route home
>would make me play paper scissors rock
>no matter what I picked she always hit me on the head with a hard cardboard tube
>this goes on for months
>see her one day at wal-mart
>she doesn't see me
>I blind side her with a broom handle
>she goes stiff and falls into a shelf
>her dad comes around the corner
>sees me standing there with the broom handle ready to hit her some more
>he starts running towards me
>I flee the scene
>he catches up to me
>grabs my hair
>grabs me around the waist
>professional wrestling slams me to the ground
>people are screaming
>he starts punching me in the face
>a couple of men jump on him
>he is trying to explain what happened
>I crawl away
>some lady helps me up
>I scream that I'll kill her next time
>run away again
>go out a fire exit
>alarm going off
>get on my bike
>ride out of the parking lot with employee's halfheartedly trying to stop me

At least she never stopped me again on my way home but once I saw her dad standing outside with a handgun.

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>>37364377
That seems like an overreaction.

>>37362880
How old is she anon
Was she hot?

>Girl leaves phone somewhere
>Girl doesn't lock phone
This was 100,000,000,000% intended OP. Go hug her and report back.

Post it, most of us are gay so it doesn't matter

I touched a roastie's butt once, does that count

>>37362875
Got tits rubbed in my face at a stripclub and got my clothed crotch rubbed with her ass/pussy but unfortunately she didn't rub her ass in my face which kinda sucked.

>>37362875
All the time my gf doesn't mind me using her butt as a pillow while she's reading or playing.

want to add me on discord
me and my friend are streaming rabb it

I'll be your pal opee got a way for me to contact you?

>>37362855
as long as youll be nice to mee
i dont know how long i can talk for

>rummage through sister's drawers
>try to find dirty panties
>sniff
>sniff
>SNIFF
>mom catches me
>haha w-was just looking for my shoes, i t-think she took them

>>37362775
I once fapped into my cousin's moisturizer bottle while staying in her room when she was on holiday. congrats we are both freaks.

>>37362859
So did you find your shoes???

Tell her you are short on cash and can't afford it.

>>37362719
She knows I am working while living with my parents. I have told her before I'm trying hard to save for college and to see her as well. I do have the money sitting right here. Her mother doesn't give a fuck either about the dog.

>>37362768
And why can't she work to save the dog?

Tell her to sell something to you if you really want to give her money

>>37362669
colored tattoos are cancer , not only their color will turn in to shit after some years but if you dont want that to happen in two weeks you need to daily rub shit on your skin.

b/w tattoos are fine tho, just dont be stupid

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Love tattoos
Want to get angel wings that cover my entire back
Would cover the rest of my body with sexy animu ladies

Haven't done so because I'm averse to pain and picky as fuck when it comes to hand-drawn art

>>37362669
Tattoos that are visible from more than five feet away are trashy. The moment I see someone with a tattoo I instantly devalue them as a person.

>that that
kill yourself

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>>37362545
that that feeling when when shes not real

>>37362572
>>37362741
thank you for posting in my thread

>>37362403
How would you rate yourself OP?
o reginal

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Not even him

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>>37362560
Probably 7
This is the main pic

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self bump you enourmous faggots

>>37362315
I'd fuck him if he took off those panties and acted like a normal faggot

>>37362658
Middle one can get this dich if the ass is fat enough. Bumping this thread though

>>37362297
Messi is an autist and a cuck

I hate this kind of look.
t. femanon

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nothing even approaching anything close to resembling feelings remotely similar to RAGRETS