Have you ever missed out on an opportunity to meet your waifu in real life?
>>39424194
Damn those shoes look cute on her. I wish Barb would wear stockings and heels more often instead of just boots and jeans.
No, but I will coming November.
yes,
in love with certain singer, she did a brief tour, which she never really does in the US.
debated trying to go to see her, realized im way too poor, plus if i had been that close at a meet and greet i probably would of try to hug her, and gotten stomped by security
What do I have to look like to live a comfortable life?
>tfw short and anorexic
i'm fucked
>>39424130
Just remind yourself ignorance is bliss.
Happiness isn't related to anything, it's up to you.
It's different for everyone. Nobody has the same standard for happiness.
When did it become socially acceptable for women to dress like this in public?
>>39424096
When Chad started to have his harems.
>>39424096
The ones on the edges seem to be dressed fine
Are girls just naturally slutty? How come guys don't dress with their dicks hanging out and shit?
Can anyone name an actual policy this overgrown juniot high girl has managed to enact that improved their lives?
>>39424073
KEK fuccking trumptards Drumpft BTFO
>>39424085
So no? Thoight so
I can't fault him for an openly hostile system trying to impede him at every opportunity.
Regardless, even if he did literally nothing, and his presidency had an overall neutral effect, it is better for me than the alternative would have been.
HOW CAN A GIRL BODY BE THIS FUCKING PERFECT
HOW
I FEEL LIKE IM FAINTING
I FEEL LIKE IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
JUST BY LOOKING AT THIS SHEER PERFECTION
I WILL NEVER HAVE THIS
I WILL NEVER TOUCH THIS
WHY MUST I SUFFER
EXISTENCE IS SUFFERING
HELP
>>39424038
dude, eat a snickers and calm the fuck down
God how i want to bone that all day everyday
>>39424038
Don't be so obsessed with this. It's flesh and will rot away.
How can you not believe in a soul?
If I removed all your senses and memories what would be left of you?
If I gave them to another person is he you now?
>How can you not believe in a soul?
Because everything has a reason.
>If I removed all your senses and memories what would be left of you?
You'd literally feel the same way as an unborn child.
>If I gave them to another person is he you now?
This is literally impossible. Study up on neuroscience.
>>39423962
"youness" is illusion the human race and all animals are a single organism with segmented progressing. Consciousness is a vm and life the server.
>>39423962
>How can you not believe in a soul?
Because there's zero evidence to suggest that such a thing exists.
>If I removed all your senses and memories what would be left of you?
A body. A genome.
>If I gave them to another person is he you now?
Not quite. He's still affected by genetic factors.
There is no reason to think that 'you' are anything more than your experiences and your genes: the software spontaneously generated by your brain and modified by the things it experiences.
>August 31st, 2017
>still no online non-steam weeb friends
Why live?
You can talk to me! n.n
convert the real people to weebs
>>39424277
are you a nice person?
im also into kpop idols if thats something you like
Smh senpaitachi
>>39423894
What a shitty fuckin threadd>>39423894
>>39423894
What the actual fuck. How can a university sell themselves out to a company? And judging by the email this is a state school right? For fuck's sake.
here is your bill for McEducation goy
Robots, I am leaving my afternoon entertainment in your hands. Dubs or higher decides between
>playing Oblivion
>reading Watchmen
>watching Netflix
All invalid responses will be null and void.
Oblivion, obviously
>>39423869
if Oblivion is on anything but X360, then watch Netflix
>>39423869
Watchmen is the only non retarded option.
>"As I've said time and time again, we're gonna kick those illegals out and build that fucking wa....oh hey look everyone, anon is in the crowd, anon why don't you come up here and give a big hello to the crowd."
How do you react anon?
>>39423803
I go up to the Mic and call him a thin skinned manbaby and a fake billionaire
I go up to the mic and scream "FUCK REDDIT" and reeeeeeeeee as loud as possible, cracking the camera screens of the FAKE NEWS media.
>>39423803
I'd go up and ask him where the fucking wall is, why Hillary isn't in jail and why he didn't "bomb the shit out of them" yet.
I want to live in the far future where all jobs are automated and I'm the only person alive
>Nobody on the streets
>Nobody in stores
>Nobody anywhere
Deafening silence everywhere you go aside from the gentle click clack of the train or the beep boop of the self checkout in a supermarket. People are annoying, I don't like any of them. I want to live in isolation but I don't want to throw away the comforts of modern life.
bump for a future devoid of normies
Reeee reply to my thread instead of posting about traps
>>39423736
I want to live in the far future where all jobs are automated and I can remain immersed in perfect VR indefinitely. I'd start with an empty world like the one you describe and then take in more exotic sights once I'd had my fill, maybe eventually having simulated friends or a gf to my liking.
I wish I was smoking a nice indica joint right about now.
Indica just makes me sleepy, the quarter ounce I bought this month basically knocks me out.
>>39423724
why is lain cry? :(
we love you lain. we love you.
>>39423724
me too but i don't know anyone who sells weed anymore, my last friend went to another country, just fuck my life
>Good morning fembot
hahahahah good morning babe
look at you, you're sleepy and your face is funny
give me the morning kiss
oh i've told you to sleep on a pillow sweetheart, i know you love sleeping on my boobs but i move alot during night, you always end up hitting your head on the end of the bed...
it's time to go to work and do your best
take care of yourself honey
>goodbye kiss
>both go to work
>>39423749
Wow that's a retarded text.
>>39423764
like the whole board
Ass is a necessity, but boobs are a luxury.
Deepest wisdom concealed as mundane banter. You are a true wizard.
shameless self-bump, other people need to know the truth.
boobs
>milk comes out of it, the ultimate provider to the human child
ass
>shit comes out of it, the daily useless waste of the human being
I think I now understand why homosexuality happens
>Be me, 23 KHV
>never been touched by or touched a girl
>hanging out with a few other guys I met on the internet, one twink, one obviosly gay guy and one normal looking guy
>the topic goes into dicksucking at one point
>one of them tells me he'd suck anyone dry, and at his point I start to becoem erect at the mention of a dick getting sucked
>Another one admits it is so
>third one says that the second one isn't bad either
>the first one tells the third one he has a very suckable cock
>And then notices y tent I am awkardly now hiding due to all this talk of lewd things
>starts touchign me, and as itis the first tiem anyone's touching me that way it feels so good I don't want to resist
>tells me he's going to proof it and then my first ever blowjob happens and it feels good
>soon enough two and three are engaged in sucking each other off
>ask if I am supposed to blow number one, and he tells me he likes to suck more than getting sucked
>going to have a four-way this sunday with them and don't even need to take anything up my own butt, unless I want to
>>39423549
Hot
Keep us posted, OP
>>39423549
what is /lgbt/
saged
>>39423549
Got any more?
Glad to hear you found some fun friends as well