im sorry cortana
i miss you
i dont know what i did to make you hate me but i wish more than anything that i could take it back
you were my favourite tiny canadian boye
goodbye
>>39639676
>im sorry cortana
>i miss you
>i dont know what i did to make you hate me but i wish more than anything that i could take it back
>you were my favourite tiny canadian boye
>goodbye-
Dumb sissy anime boi.
>>39639676
Nigga why are you talking to your Windows 10 personal assistant like she's your gf
>>39639950
please be nice i rarely make threads and i almost always get bullied
>>39639995
it wasnt windows 10 it was somebody i knew
>tfw I had my first kiss with a mexican
>tfw I fucked it all up because I sucked on her mouth real hard
>she hates me now
Looks like I'm never getting out of this place, alive.
>>39639656
Why did you not watch any sensual kissing techniques on YouTube anon?
Hell, I watch to study back in 2011. Anyways, she's probably just annoyed.
YOU have to talk about tomorrow and joke around a bit. Don't apologize drastically, just say "my bad, I was a tad nervous... The moment just consumed me". Good luck son.
>>39640557
It's too late, all of her friends know. I'm going to ignore her and hopefully this shit blows about a week or two.
Now she's gonna tell her friends about you. gg op.
SOMEONE PLEASE BE MY FUCKING GF I CANT STAND THIS ANYMORE IT'S NOT FAIR FUCK
Whoa can you please chill out, pink wojak? The girls are getting freaked out, they say you're making them uncomfortable
I can be your gf, but i'm a guy though
okay. what's ur discord.
Well my fellow blackbots what do I do?
>Lanklet
>Hairline is fucked up and slanted
>Balding spots on various parts of my head
>I'm going bald at 23
Is it time to ask the barber for the dreaded cut?
I remember at my high school the blacks would always ambush certain guys and roast their hairlines in the most crowded areas of school, shit was fucked
>>39639538
You already know the answer anon
IT IS TIME
>>39639538
Fellow black anon here, kinda. What kind of hairstyle do you have now? If it's short, I imagine it can't be that hard to part with. If it's long, it's probably time to cut it anyways. If you do go through with it, I reccomend you grow some kind of facial hair, whatever suits you the best. Otherwise you'll probably look like a newborn baby.
It really is like shooting fish in a barrel
>>39639530
Just fuck them all, man.
>inb4 you impregnate one
You mind giving me some tips man? I'm going to try this for the first time and I'm a little nervous. I don't know what to put as a picture because I don't have any friends or pictures of myself in general. Should I smile? I don't have a facebook either would it be seen as weird to make one just for tinder lol
>>39639701
Also is there a way I can spoof my location so I can try out a test market in a far away location before I completely wreck my self esteem in front of people that I may meet?
Would you rather be a gangster or a wageslave?
>>39639518
I'll take gangster but I'm gonna need at least five pounds of gabagool
Being a gangster is pretty much the only interesting life left in this world. Or was, but now it's all niggers and underground stuff, no violence or adventures.
>>39639518
>>39639552
Please. Even gangsters are wage slaves in their own way. Those nice suits, fancy cars, and politicians don't fuckin pay for themselves.
Settle in for this one
>be me
>overweight but tall (6'4"), maybe like 4/10
>always kind of a social outcast, but try my best to seem normal
>first day at uni
>history class (my major)
>be really involved in the class
>prof asks us to introduce ourselves to nearby students, get their names, major, hometown, etc
>cordially talk with the other students, don't really know what to talk about b/c asperger's
>awkwardly finish "conversations" and go about rest of class
>end of class, getting up to leave
>"Hey are you Anon?" from behind
>"y-yes" as I turn around
>it's the really cute asian/brazillian girl, didn't notice her at first
>"Are you the guy from the article?"
>my school newspaper had run an article about how I moved from out of state basically homeless w/ family, was kind of terrified at first to do it but hey why not
>"uh yes why?"
>"do you want to go get lunch?"
>manage to mutter something along the lines of "okay yeah sure"
>have no idea what I'm doing, I've never even been asked by anyone before to have lunch with them bar my family, let alone really held a conversation with a girl
>have lunch at school dining hall
>food's shit but I can't believe a girl actually wants to have lunch with me so I go along
>we talk a while and she's really nice
>doesn't seem to judge me at all
>confused but holy shit
>after, she asks if we can have lunch again after class
>fucking hell yes
>comes out "uh s-sure"
>I can't believe this is happening
Cont.
>Talked to a girl
FUCKING NORMAL
eating a meal with someone new is some sort of mind bending experience for you? you need help bro
Holy shit. Okay first thing first. Forget all this robot shit. You won't need it once you reach normieville. Anon, you have a golden fucking ticket to get a cute gf that loves you for you. I believe in you anon
So at my corporate office (I work in programming), my "team" decided to go out for a team lunch. But I'm kind of autistic so I didn't go. My boss begged me to go, but I didn't I just said "Eh I dont' know if I can go"
Did I totally fuck up my long term job prospects? Are going out with team lunches really essential? I mean, I spend the entire day with my team so I wanted at least an hour to myself. But I worry I singled myself out as a shy weirdo
>>39639387
If you're a top performer, it's probably not a huge deal. If you are mid to low tier, you may have fucked up. If it's a small company, you may have fucked up. All the small companies I've worked for have pushed employees to the end of the line for not being pumped about spending time outside of work with them. You would think they'd understand, being a tech company but nope.
qualifications are a distant second to who you know. chumming it up with the boss would have been a good plan, but too bad youre an autistic faggot.
>>39639387
Honestly, yes, you probably did. "Company culture" is a huge thing for normie managers now. You pretty much are obligated to say yes to all company social events if you ever want to be promoted.
Fembots/femanons, what would you do if you had a penis for a day?
>>39639380
Honestly, probably justbe frustrated I can't masturbate as much as I did without it.
sexo de gay
>>39639402
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET VAGINA ENVY?
damn anon dat boipussy tight af nigga
>>39639282
Why is she still wearing that bra at that point?
>>39639282
>damn anon dat boipussy tight af nigga
Dumb sissy black boi.
I want a master to dress me up and use me!
How the hell do people become okay with the idea of death? I don't care if there's an afterlife or not, just the thought of death makes me uneasy. One day, it's gonna be all over. You die. Your loved ones die. Everybody dies.
It makes me genuinely upset every time I think about it. I don't want to die. I don't understand how people can be okay with the thought of dying
Like anything uncomfortable, most people just willfully ignore it unless they have to face it.
>>39639249
I'm with you; I've been trying to find the answer on youtube ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La8vG4mA0is
I shift between welcoming it when I'm really depressed and being horrified when I'm having bad anxiety. I kinda hope reincarnation is real. I imagine it as starting a new character in the Sims or something.
would she look better with a penis?
discuss in the comments section below
>>39639171
>would she look better with a penis?
honestly any woman would look better with a penis
vagina is simply the inferior genital
>she
>penis
that would make them a he
Did Remilia finally chop off his cock?
>the only person who ever liked me can't handle my depressive, self-deprecating personality anymore and unfriended me on Discord because I told him to
haha
time for
haha
drinking myself to oblivion with vodka
haha
hahah
aghhahauhHBha
HAHJAHAHGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>39639164
>>the only person who ever liked me can't handle my depressive, self-deprecating personality anymore and unfriended me on Discord because I told him to
>haha
>time for
>haha
>drinking myself to oblivion with vodka
>haha
>hahah
>aghhahauhHBha
>HAHJAHAHGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Dumb sissy anime boi.
>>39639221
>He's cute
>He's feminine
>He's dumb
Don't bully him, you faggot nigger.
>>39639221
I get when you're posting this in a homo thread but
what have I done to you
why do i always feel like someone is watching every single thing i do
help
yeah you are haha lol
iktf m8, windows + google chrome is a fucking mistake
I tell myself I'm not important enough for anyone to care but still cant shake the feeling of living under a microscope
Yep my dad killed himself a few years back and I feel like he's watching everything I do judging my degeneracy/NEETness.
So lots of anxiety and lots of shame, idk what to do anon.
What are you actually doing?
I think I'm in love with Aggy /r9k/
Help me
>>39639144
>watch her recent video
>she's talking in Japanese
>close it instantly due to cringe
>tfw no autistic lesbian jewish weaboo gf
Never heard of her. How old is she?
I wanna know so I'm not weird for saying I wanna fuck her senseless.