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Who is more gay, A or B?
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>>37374016
Obviously Boriginal
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>>37374016
How about both? (very original post)
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>>37374034

What if A was a dickgirl who'd be more gay then?

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where do you find a dreamy infp gf?
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date me pls, am blonde infp
im sad n want toDream
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I would figure that many INFPs try to hide the dreaminess. Unless you're a 10/10 you will get picked on for being too weird/soft. We have to learn to control it and only show this side of ourselves to the people we deem safe in order to get by in life.
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>>37375263
true. i dont personally hide it that i never pay full attention to anything, but i know that most infps do. honestly though its a great faggot filter. if someone judges me for being who i am i gladly kick them out of my life.
i think this is why im a virgin btw. better this than a fake chad still.

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Why don't robots just grow weed?

>gives you a reason to go on long nature walks
>something exilirating while exploring the woods
>don't need anything but dirt water and sunshine
>they are your little buddies
>can start as much as you want
>they're literally gold mines
>can slowly perfect your art getting better and better at growing
>do shit in nature instead of sitting around bored all day
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>>37374001
I always thought it was difficult to grow weed.

Bump original bump
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>>37374504
With lights yeah outside it's just dig a 3 foot hole make sure it gets a fuck ton of sunlight and keep it watered
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>>37374518
Are you growing for yourself or are you going to make $$ selling?

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>tfw have a hard time getting drunk
>tfw can drink all the normies at my uni under the table
>tfw I do finally get drunk there's no gap between buzzed and completely smashed
Is there something wrong with me robots? Is this consequence of my parents both being alcoholics?
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i have no answers, just the urge to have a couple of drinks with you. also, cheers
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>>37373787
>just the urge to have a couple of drinks with you.
You'd be asleep while I'm just getting started anon. It's not something I'm proud but rather I've just started genuinely wondering at this point if it's another thing my parents fucked me on.
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>>37373830
>You'd be asleep while I'm just getting started anon

that's what I say to a lot of people as well and I haven't ever been wrong so far. Like I said, i'm feeling an urge to drink with you.

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stop masturbating to asmr
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>>37373727
Curtain to hide the sky from itself doesn't mean it'll get its way anytime soon
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>>37373727
I wish Agg would sleep more.
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Why are people attracted to this aushwitz looking bitch

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>"You're acting so strange lately, anon. What's going on? I'm your girlfriend. I need to know
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>>37373651
My gf, you say? Is she hiding in that closet behind the the fat baboon?
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>>37373651
Put yourself into the house of non forgiveness and cast a die to show your creator his movie
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>>37373651
it just becomes more and more unappealing

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Can we analyize this
What does it mean?
Is she saying astronomers are virgins?
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She is referring to the fact that certain men would rather spend time pursuing and looking at distant objects in the sky rather than looking at her phat ass that she is shaking in their general direction in a feeble attempt of courtship.
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>>37373411
Surely yourself can find that the answer hides in plain sight waiting for the god in the floor to speak his piece
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>>37373411
>someone with my name insulting robots in a field i like
stop

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ITS FUCKIN IMPOSIBLE TO FAST IF THERES FOOD IN THE FRIDGE

DUMB GF DOESNT HELP ME
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>>37373339
fasting is easy my nig
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>>37373339
No need to find all the ways that you will make the controls overload when you have been at the seat your entire existence
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So everyone else should starve because you dont' have self control?

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http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/29/trump-budget-middle-america-238872

Trump is going to fuck up , the people who voted for him the most ,

People who still support him why.?
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>>37373245
They'll have to deal with it. The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many.

Funny that the narrative flipped from hurting minorities to hurting those who vote Republican.
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>>37373245
The red zebra doesn't live to live but instead it attempts to put on a show for the onlooking pedestrians who wish to do it harm
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to accelerate the downfall of western civilization ;^*)

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>betamon
>An Amphibian Digimon that walks on four legs. Its personality is gentle, but although it is a docile Digimon, once Betamon is angered it emits its "Dengeki Biririn" from its body, generating more than 1 MV of electric current to strike the opponent.

Is he /ourguy/ ?
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It looks pretty cool, actually. Would keep as a pet.
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>>37373207
What will you do when it inevitably evolves? Will you still cherish it just as much?
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>>37373219
According to google it evolves into this thing.

Doesn't look very domestic desu.

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I'm angry. I'm angry because I've never had sex and most women have five through six sexual partners in a life time where as most men only have one through three. It makes me angry that I'm uncomfortable around girls and I can't ask one to be in a relationship with me. It makes me angry that the farthest I've ever gotten with a girl is hand holding. I'm fucking done.
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you're a beta loser. in normal settings, you would not ever be allowed sex over the alpha males.
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>>37372824
It's actually funny to think about how the advent of guns means that a beta could go postal and slaughter five alphas in a row. In that case, wouldn't that make the beta actually the alpha? I always pondered that conundrum.
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>>37372857
yes, but killing the alpha's for sex is somehow unacceptable to the rest of society

you should've just been born handsome like he is

>meet cute girl
>she's nice to me
>imagine asking her out
>imagine going on dates
>imagine falling in love
>imagine getting married
>imagine buying our first home
>imagine getting into fights and making up
>imagine having children
>imagine growing old together
>I know literally nothing about this person
>feel sad when they obviously want nothing to do with me

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? This can't be a thing that happens to normal people.
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I'm probably not normal but it does happen to me.

One time it turned out that they liked me too.
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I do the exact same shit

Why aren't we more grounded in reality bros?
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>>37372748
> they
THIS MEME NEEDS TO DIE FUCKING FAGGOTS YOU CAN'T BE A ROBOT IF YOU ARE GAY GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anyone else here have somewhat of a fetish for used up mature sluts? I'm not sure if its that fucked up or not, but I feel it kind of isn't that bad to have because they are pretty obtainable. I just like the idea that some women will just fuck you if you exist.

Pic related, its baby ruthie some slutwife that I've watched before

Also if you like slutwifes/mature sluts/etc who are your favorites? I really only like amateur seeming stuff.
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Wow I'm the only one here turned on by this shit I guess.
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>>37373363
you would be correct in that, anon.
eccentric, uh, taste, I suppose.
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>>37372607

I have this fetish too. I want a slutty milf gf.

They actually exist too. I had a chance with 3 so far and fucked it up each time. Only one was cute though, I'll see her again soon.

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>tfw I just realized nobody has ever said "I love you" to me
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>>37372589
Hey man. I love you
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My parents say they love me. I just don't want to hear it.
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I love you anon
don't let what you don't have define you

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What's your favorite DaddyOFive moment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOAUvRY7YR4
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>oldest son bodyslams cody and he screams like a retard baby
codykino
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>>37372557
why didn't the little faggot just clean his room
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>shitty dad loses custody of his children by filming abusive "pranks" and posting them online
10/10 would watch again

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