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did he release a new vid ?

you've perked my ears, what cwcery is this?

>>37377031
Yes, his cat is all fucked up and can't breath so Chris naturally picks him up and shakes him around.

>>37376761
Details anon, did she do it on purpose. Who is this she exactly?

>>37377020
I was standing next to her in front of the library while I was racking my brain to think of something to say to her. She blew smoke and the wind directed it my face. It made me happy

>>37377072
"Noticed you blew smoke in my face a few seconds ago, maybe you could blow smoke up my ass instead".

Works every time, trust me.

>>37376721
Started when I was 17. Five years later and I don't have much on the top of my head anymore. It's ok though, looking good is for normies.

Just recently, actually. I'm 25 about t be 26 and at first it made me depressed but now I just shaved it off an accepted it.

>>37377347
>>37377560
why havent you tried finasteride, minoxidil, pumpkin seed oil et cetera? how did your friends if any or family if any respond to your hair loss?

idk but is it bad if I want to live there?

>>37376389
>blacks on neet island
Go fuck yourself.

>>37376448
I mean as long as I have internet and peace

>>37376259
>jumps after you
>lands on you
>flattened
this pan isn't working

give her a big hug and press my erection into her warmth

>>37376619
>te] [Auto]
Which drugs is she on?

Start by killing me.

It exists, like how water exists and how the air is breatheable.

>>37376041
White privilege exists but its no way a problem, stuff like being that shampoo is marketed and catered for the majority i.e. whites isn't a problem

I think most robots are males who can't have sex so they think about it a lot. It's understandable.

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>>37375967
I don't know mate but it's really getting on my nerves.

>>37375967
They all live with the delusion that they will have a gf some day, just like how people get so heated about foreskin. It doesn't matter how it feels if you'll never feel the inside of a vagina.

>>37375782
well are you going to share some of your wisdom so we can see for ourselves?

Enlighten us on these things O wise anon.
>inb4 it's about getting dates with women

> it's not about you. Maybe you are special but you can't wear "that coat".

You can go out dressed like an anime or like a wallmart costmber because even if you are completly right people wouldn't understand.

there is no power/structur/patriarchy/common sense, it's just the time of a glimpse and you have to use this weapon 'case the world is harsh

>>37375430
Literally become a tranny hooker.

>>37375461
nope, next!

If you are cute and have a big cock

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Going to pick up a handle of black velvet, it's on sale for $13.

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>Last time I was sober was 13 days ago
>Tomorrow I finally go cold turkey
I...I need to be able to think again

I just want to drink and drink until I fall into the pit again. Alas, I cannot because I have work tomorrow plus I will be judged.

Find someone that doesn't want children later in life.

>>37376317

Do you know how difficult it is to find anyone at all for people that post on here? The likelihood of finding someone with such a niche desire is almost non-existent.

>>37375365
Why don't you want children? Seems pretty selfish to think that way.

>>37375313
dog is good, what dog?

>>37375313
good for you anon. dogs are man's best friend

>>37375330
He's a Chesapeake bay retriever. He's bro

pineapple toppings

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>>37375244
Ew, leave Sickfag.

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>>37375244
>pineapple
Get the fuck out of my thread.

>>37374632
gf/bf without your same likes are
p o i n t l e s s
just buy a sex doll when are they going to learn

>>37374632
Meanwhile a guy doing the same shit would be dropped after the second message.

>>37374692
this, your relationship just becomes all about sex and it gets old real fucking quick.

>>37374528
Ahh good post

Many cummies for you

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>>37374559
I want to gangbang a fembot with a bunch of my b/robot/s, love to slip my big wiener into a femanons we roastie hole, already lubed up by a dozen other robots big smelly dicks

>>37374528
>not wanting a femanon to give you the D