How the fuck do I stop being a NEET?
I've been like this for 2 years. Not on autismbux, but mommy takes care of me. My mom just recently suffered a diabetic stroke, and things don't look good for her. She didn't even make enough money through her life to leave me with anything wtf! I knew this day would come someday but I didn't know it'd come so soon. Please help me. I need advice.
I have no idea where to start finding. I have no friends and the rest of my family don't really interact with me. I don't even have any experience and I'm 23 years old.
What the hell do I do? Are there websites for this? Programs to help NEETs reintegrate back into society? What the fuck am I supposed to do?
>>37390671
>Asking NEETS on how to unNEET.
O I AM LAFFIN
Shameless self-bump. Please, I don't know anyone to ask irl and I don't want to ask /adv/
You guys are all I got.
>>37390816
i have some advice, but i have to spoil it so the normies dont see.just be yourself
>tfw too beta to tell the army recruiter to leave
>tfw now part of the army
>tfw going to die in some middle eastern shithole once I get deployed
>>37390622
at least youll get a chance to smoke opium and fuck vietnamese prostututes in an awesome jungle adjacent village
>dying for the jews
lol good job OP
>>37390622
this is going to happen to me soon
I got curious and went to the marine corps site to see if it could help me stop being a NEET and I stupidly put my email in. a recruiter emailed me and i was too beta to ignore it or say I wasn't interested so now he wants me to come by his office next week. we've already scheduled a meeting and everything. someone help.
I chadfish on Tinder and use the girls to talk to about my problems because I know they'll stick around for the hot looks. I don't know what to think about this now, robots
>>37390336
thats awesome as fuck. screencap some and post up.
This is unhealthy, go fuck some prostitutes and you'll feel better
>>37390367
Pretty mediocre screenshot but better than nothing at least
How do we reverse the spiral of depression, robots?
I started a supplement recently that's been helping well. Immediate mood boosts, and now I have motivation to be productive again.
Turns out drugs are the answer!
>>37390331
By getting rid of humans.
>>37390421
>just take drugs bro!
What if I can't gather the energy/motivation to obtain them and make a habit of using them?
Anybody else just have a constant stinging feeling thats mixed between mad, feeling like crying and hating everythibg including yourself and wanting to die in your sleep but too afraid to actually shoot yourself even though you practice dry firing it in your mouth a lot?
is it a massive waste of money if i smoke a pack a week and chew a bag of chewing tobacco every 2 days? that and coffee really makes me not feel this way once im alone at home but i feel like an idiot because a pack of cigs is 7 bucks and chew is like 8 and thats every two days. i get it at the gas station.
it also makes me sick to think that pic related is an awesome person in videos and has more friends than i have ever thought of and probably leads an exciting life and gets out a lot. me, i have no friends and only really leave home to go to work or occasionally to go to walmart for food stuff.
Go smoke some weed man
it makes you feel better
>>37390351
no thanks is be kicked out
so yea
>>37390587
Whatever man
its all good anyways
I haven't seen my cat Reice for two weeks. He was always in the kitchen at nighttime and would usually meow outside my room when he was hungry or wanted to be stroked. He's an old cat (15+ years) and has been unwell lately. I think he's dead but I'm too scared to ask my family. They haven't mentioned anything to me. I would rather live in uncertainty.
He's the one looking up the other is his sister, Daisy.
This thread made me sad
congratulations anon, job well done.
But really, I'm sorry about your cat. I hope he turns up
>>37390178
He's probably dead anon, I'm sorry to hear. My first cat I had since I was in the second grade died just about two years ago. I moved away from and didn't see him much and then very same day I get back home was the day his heart failed. I was devastated. Couldn't even say goodbye to him or anything, and it made me wonder if he was wondering where I was since he was super attached to me.
Just went with my dad a couple of days later to pick up his frozen body so we could bury him in our yard. I was terribly upset for weeks but then it got to the point where I was smiling at the memories. Now I have a bud that I'm probably going to be devastated over when his time comes, and then it will pass. That's just what happens.
Metal is for edgy kids. Go listen to some real music.
Anything i dont like is edgy!! Also define real music music is subjective
>>37390345
Not OP, but other genres of music that don't exclusively deal with bullshit lyrical themes like grim and frostbitten wizards fighting dragons that would make even the most seasoned LARPer go "haha that's a bit much"
>>37390440
Implying every song is the same theme
Who /chefboyardee/ here?
Pic related is my favorite type.
>>37390045
Spaghetti and meatballs is my jam. I love eating it cold out of the can
Protip, if you have a Walmart near by, the walmart brand is literally rebranded chef boyardee except even cheaper. The only negative is it doesn't have that open top.
>>37390045
>being a boyardee fag
>not the superior spaghettios
gtfo op, you're not a real robot
JUMBO BEEFARONI AND PARMESAN
What is the minimum qualification for having a threesome? I think I just had a threesome.
>>37390035
Three people.
Your dog and/or cat doesn't count.
>>37390051
It was three people.
Didn't have sex, but I came. Does this qualify?
>>37390035
>>37390075
jerking off while you watch chad fuck your gf is not a threesome
>tfw 400 kb/s internet
im trying to download an 11 gigabyte file
this is hell
oh and it usually never runs at that so 250kb/s
fucking comcast
>8 mb/s internet
>trying to download 200 gb file that is only going at 50 kb/s
welcome to my orego world
TFW u get the email that your NEETbuxx have been direct deposited into your bank account
>>37389847
>490
Thats weekly,r-right?
>>37389948
That's monthly, haha.
>tfw I get $910 from SSI and SSDI monthly
>tfw rent for a studio apartment is $798
>tfw i can barely afford electricity internet and groceries on top of a place to live
KILL MYSELF IMMINENT
KILL MYSELF IMMINENT
SUICIDE GUN IN MOUTH TRAIN ON NECK FUCKING KILL MY SELF KILL KILL SELF RETARDED DEFECTIVE RETARDED SELF KILL IT
>>37389999
What absolutely pathetic quads.
Get a job.
Why is this not you right now, r9k? Hmm?
it's not you either is it?
>>37389692
Because I ate my last girlfriend.
>>37389780
I'm fat too! LOL iktf!
Ask a cyborg who could have lost his virginity yesterday any thing
>>37389639
how was it orginial commento
>>37389655
how was it that you didn't lose it i mean>>37389639
>>37389639
>who could have
please elaborate OP
Who else bad smile here? How I fix this?
I have a massive open bite. Shit sucks, too poor to attempt to fix it.
Get a small closable jar and mix up a thick paste of baking soda and coconut oil. Put a single drop of baking flavoring (peppermint extract or some such flavor of your choice) into the paste and mix.
Use that to brush your teeth. Baking soda will whiten your teeth. The coconut oil is just the carrier.
>cheaper than regular toothpaste
>whitens much faster than other toothpaste due to higher baking soda content
>doesn't taste horrible
>>37389523
Get surgery. I had 5mm open bite before surgery. Surgery was 150 euros here in Finland
My hard work was all for nothing. Now normies can buy bonds and get cash immediately instead of grinding all day like me.
>>37389460
you could always buy gold
>implying buying gold is something new
they can buy your whips n shit but they cant buy your skills, quest points, untradable and other things u only get through hard work
The only way to enjoy Runescape nowadays is too completely disconnect from the community and just play how you want to play, and achieve the goals you want. The community is cancerous, and therefore all the updates are awful as well.